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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Oh yeah? Try me, punk.
 
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vanisher

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 18:40
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:54
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vanisher

 You're going to find its delicious and healthy, perfect for hungry families, punk.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 18:40
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 The first dose is free, but if you want more after that, you gonna hafta pay.

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 18:56
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Escape From Noise

 *RoboCop extends his hand gingerly holding a sample on a stick*

Your move. Creep.

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 18:57
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good_mother69


 Taking a second sample? Mary will flip you around by your wrist flat on your back onto the pallet of... canned chicken breast (???) behind her


sig by the great nut

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 19:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
That's one way to smuggle a ham out of a supermarket

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 20:55
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nut

 mary's husband of 56 years at home hiding all the toothpicks

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 21:34
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i see...
libby's sausages.

and yet your tag says mary. curious.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 21:36
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cda

by Hand Knit
You have no obligation to buy if you don't like it, motherfucker.

* # ? Jun 22, 2020 22:54
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
ah ah ah.

i know what you're thinking. did i serve six samples or only five?

tell you the truth it's been a bit of a long day and i forgot myself.

but these being libby's vienna-style sausages, the most unnatural sausages in the world, with the power to blow your bowels clean open, you gotta ask yourself one question:

can i get to the restroom in time?

*hands you a sausage*

well can ya, punk?



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Jun 22, 2020 23:06
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Manifisto


 make my day . . . ly quota of samples handed out just a little bit closer to fulfillment, won't you, hon?


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jun 23, 2020 00:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

cda posted:

You have no obligation to buy if you don't like it, motherfucker.

Right now you're asking yourself...

Did I take one sample? Or two.

* # ? Jun 23, 2020 00:06
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good_mother69


 hosed up cause Dre took her sample and didn't credit her so she missed out millions in royalties


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* # ? Jun 23, 2020 00:12
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vanisher



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Jun 23, 2020 00:28
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Manifisto

vanisher posted:



lol


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jun 23, 2020 00:32
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Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:



Alright alright jesus I'll do it


* # ? Jun 23, 2020 01:07
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