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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



this lowtax guy sounds like a real jerk

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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



AHH F/UGH posted:

We all saw what happened when he tried to fight Uwe Boll so let's just say I'm on the fence

lol

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Cuntellectual posted:

Didn't this happen before and it wasn't credible? What makes this more credible?

just because goons plugged their ears and went "i cant hear you" doesnt mean it wasnt credible

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



also i just want to throw in a pre-emptive "mods knew" before this thread gets closed

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




is he talking about her or himself

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Just close the thread its just gonna be slapfights and theres nothing to actually discuss.

nice try lowtax alt

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Lowtax doesn’t read the forums.

yeah but when someone points out this thread to him in 5 months during a gaming garbage stream, were toast

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Clawtopsy posted:

everyone posting in this thread is probably gonna be banned once the taxman's hand heals up after it was injured smacking yet another woman so smoke em while u got em

at least we'll get some hilarious ban reasons like "sdfgh" and "Jjjjjjjj"

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Clawtopsy posted:

lowtax sell me the forums, i promise i have an offer you can't beat wait what the gently caress am i saying of course you can beat it lol

lol

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Snow Cone Capone posted:

start a qcs thread about it, a mod will respond and then you can respond 10 minutes later

nah theyll ask if you sent a private message to lowtax with your concerns first and then close the thread

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



TheFrankAttack posted:

LMAO check out that invisible perma-probation this guy got for this.

lmao

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Rectal Death Adept posted:

Self Quoting to bring up this nice Burt Sexual Probation from the last beg thread where Lowtax was given a $15,000/month patreon because ????

lol

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




lol at being so blatant but also who cares

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



StratGoatCom posted:

We'll see what happens when his patreon is less then 2k/month.

so in 6 hours

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Saint Isaias Boner posted:

an unlikeable poo poo for brains forum admin

this is extremely vague

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




lmao

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Bronze Fonz posted:

It's quite telling that everyone's reaction last night was "Lowtax is gonna ban everyone when he sees this!" like some abusive dad will come home and beat the poo poo out of the kids for the mess they've made or something... there was this aura on here of don't loving dare speak ill of the Dick because he's gonna punch your account into oblivion.

Like, it was common assumption that you shouldn't piss him off, lest you want to send him in a lethal fit of rage?

he's literally the original thin-skinned admin, it's been that way since the beginning

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Phi230 posted:

Remember this famous goon photo



i never knew lowtax was on the other end

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Majorian posted:

Dennis Farina's new identity after he faked his death.

i actually prefer this to the real answer of "some guy"

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



pretty crazy how a bunch of people are saying this is the funniest the forums have been in a while at the same time all the mods have checked out

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



lmao at that announcement

"look lowtax doesnt actually do anything, walking away is not an option, how will i run my internet fiefdom if i do that"

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



wasnt there another lowtax goon gf after integral that was memory-holed after they broke up

did she ever make any allegations

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Aginor posted:

Where are the mods anyway? It's like a they all upped and left.

one of the admins made an announcement saying "lowtax is bad but rest assured we will not be stepping down"

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




theres only one explanation

zuckerburg is conspiring with kiwifarms to troll lowtax

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Docahedron posted:

Nurge posts and that's just the final straw for Burt

paging jk fresco

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Judge Schnoopy posted:

gently caress Lowtax gangtags for everyone before you burn this poo poo to the ground, please

lol this would actually be pretty funny

so of course the mods are going to close the thread instead

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Relevant Tangent posted:

site just goes dark and he never posts again

tbh this is what im expecting, except with the front page still existing

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




:chloe:

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



mom and dad fight a lot posted:

So like...

did the kids get beaten too?

i remember at one point lowtax himself said his middle daughter used to hate going to his house and would bite her fingernails because she was so nervous

this was all due to her crazy mother of course and no other reason

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



ratbert90 posted:

He's not racist. His SO's eyes are black.

geez lol

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Daikloktos posted:

I was there for it, on one of his five-hour manic gamer streams.

I loved when he told the trans thread he had always sought to make SomethingAwful a welcoming community from the beginning and within 24 hours they'd dug up a rotely transbashing Awful Link of the Day

dont forget the racist cereal photoshops

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Joe Bogan posted:

Yes, but is he a bad enough dude to beat the president's daughter?

yes

in fact he'll beat anyone's daughter

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




lol

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Digamma-F-Wau posted:

where's the mass ban, there was supposed to be an earth shattering mass ban

all the buttons just kind of blend together when youre combining alcohol and painkillers

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Cymoril posted:

Reminds me of Trump for some reason.

thats not a fair comparison

trump is funny sometimes

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



NecroMonster posted:

i think lowtax will keep the forum around because he needs money and he is a rational and smart human being who definitely isn't prone to doing things out of anger like for instance hitting women and lowtax is really funny

congrats on becoming the next mod

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




wow, never seen this one before

Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012




god drat lol

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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Does anyone know if there's an app for B+R in the works?

https://www.fbi.gov/news/apps

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