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lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

At hospital lost fingat post mote later

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Dan Lirette

StraightRazor
Jul 11, 2002

AYBABT

or The Tiny Spoon

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR
The FYAD thread making fun of the goon zipline or the FYAD thread making fun of the goon yoga retreat are two clear winners.

Also the LF thread that was just like page after page after page after page of lovely things that corporations have done. Reading it was like the loving video from Clockwork Orange. Radicalisation in one threadid.

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006

does anyone have a link to the goon with the cheese fridge who couldn't stop eating cheese and making GBS threads his pants at work?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Goku Pants
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
The horrible chili thread with the mod challenge

The thread where a goon ended up paying twice as much for a car to rent-to-buy it despite having the money on hand to buy it outright

The thread with the hoarder goon

The mjq jazz bar stories of him beating up a bunch of people

The helldump thread on the guy with a yoshi-fursona

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

HOLD ON TO YOUR loving BALLS IT'S A NEW THING FROM RAZER
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

That one thread where the guy's neighbor wouldnt stop jerking off with the blinds open and then tried to spook him when he attempted to make him stop.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

always had a soft spot for infrateal v heebie-gbs

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3212733

page 5 is a doozy

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
I keep hearing people say how great the chicken cheese thread is but can someone explain it to me since it's before my time? It just looks like a bunch of goons putting cheese on chicken dishes which doesn't seem too odd. What is so funny about it? Does something crazy happen halfway through the thread or something?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I just remembered an E/N thread of the OP loving so loud in his dirty apartment that the neighbors politely asked him to be quiet because the sex was so loud it made the neighbor's daughter cry, then the OP found poo poo on his family heirloom doormat and threw it in a freezer.

No, I'm serious.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3315253&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
In a similar vein here is a goon discovering poop on his roof and immediately concluding that it is a burglar's distraction into his house, thus going for his gun and systematically destroying every door in his home.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3139685&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Eripsa’s D&D threads are up there

(esp the attention economy short fiction)

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
Keyboard Goop.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Hulk

Hogan

Meat Shoes

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Space Tits and rear end

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Microbe Best

The Dropsy CYOA

Mudcrab Merchant
Dec 28, 2008

Please pay in exact change.
Photoshop Star Wars into 9/11

MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
It’s the thread where goons are having a serious discussion.about a doctor providing late-term abortions and Inco bursts in to post his weight lifting routine in the wrong thread.


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3543702&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=5#post414408653

khy
Aug 15, 2005

The thread where Wojtek announced he was rehoming his dogs, everyone was being all sympathetic until someone pointed out what an absolute shithead he is and why he's a terrible dog owner and he then reported them. Also him attempting to report the person who called him out. AFAIK (But I'm too lazy to check) it's still the only mod report to make it into the comedy goldmine.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3610831

and

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3611265

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
The thread where we invented Slenderman, thereby leading to a series of events that culminated in the violent stabbing of a child by other children like 15 years later, is perhaps not the all time best, but certainly the most obviously horrific impact upon the world

tractor fanatic
Sep 9, 2005

Pillbug
Let's play: serbia

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)
I think I remember that. Didn't it have a hundred jokes about "Belgrade, glorious 10th Rome" and "Novi Sad, 53rd Rome" and so on?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

The one about the roommate who hoarded his own poo poo and piled it into the bathtub between layers of newspaper.

I believe it was described as a "foul lasagna". I laughed until I was crying.

Strigil
Oct 26, 2004
The flaskfucker mod challenge was great.

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
The Ultimate Hustler

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
When we had a contest to see who had the messiest room and one goon literally lived in a filthy spiderwebbed crawlspace under a house

Anyone have that picture?

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Fingat

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR

Kevyn posted:

When we had a contest to see who had the messiest room and one goon literally lived in a filthy spiderwebbed crawlspace under a house

Anyone have that picture?

If I remember correctly it was a mod who posted something like "filthiest room wins a $20 gift certificate" and as well as the thing you mentioned one of the photos was of someone just standing and pissing into the centre of their bedroom.

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
Texarrakis thread was pretty good. Not goons, but as I recall it was funny as hell. I couldnt ever find the thread , buT I’m guessing it’s in archives?

E: This might be it https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3286091

I’d like to read it but I’m not gonna be buying archives now.

Oswald Kesselpot fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Jun 25, 2020

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

its qqqq

420 20
Apr 21, 2020
Sad how pretty mich everyone in these funny thrads was banned by the same handful of unfunny shithead mods

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


hulk hogan meat shoes

the doobies thread was overall intolerable but the initial turnaround from self-congratulatory 'charity' to realising they got owned by a racist guy from mobile alabama was great

the goon who cooked himself to death in his car after passing out on wild drugs and then his wife came in to try and find the street values of all the drugs he had like a day after he died

the 'joose' thread where goons kept taking russian hell drugs and doing hosed up poo poo for no noticeable high was also good

the fyad TTC mockery megathread was also great

zyborne clock, both the original thing and the mockery threads that came later

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


John Kruk's Fancy Testicle

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1819567&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=9

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

the doobie/shitizen/dayz thread


hon ment:
patrick duffy laser thread

the vreenak thread lol

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

the 'mystery box' thread

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
The:
"OH WHAT A SURPRISE IT'S FRODO BAGGINS"
"he;lp"

..thread made me laugh a lot back in the day.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Farm Frenzy posted:

the 'mystery box' thread


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3338464&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


lmao thank you so much

quote:

Not gonna lie, feeling pretty underwhelmed by my box. I received:

-iLogic earphones (cheap already, but only one earbud worked)
-plastic vampire teeth (Intended wearer? 4 year-old I'm guessing. Though anyone that tries to bite down with these would receive a mouthful of plastic shrapnel, as they seem very breakable and have virtually no hinge point)
-iTunes gift card ($10, pretty straight-forwardnot bad)
-K-Lite Lazer Lite (could maybe be enjoyable for my dog to chase around)
EDIT: The button just fell out. Not even kidding.
-Dickies guitar picks

I had no delusions that I'd get some amazing, high-priced stuff. I knew it would be cheap, but for thirty dollars I was hoping for either a stuffed box of really cheap but fun dollar store type junk or I don't know, something that I would at least get brief amusement out of, but most of this stuff has no application.

Also, I was a local buyer. Where was the SoCal specific stuff?

Overall: D+
lol oh my god i forgot that multiple people got the tiny plastic vampire teeth

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