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The Bible posted:I first joined following a goon invasion of some lovely MTV dating game. Or VH1 I don't remember, it was funny as gently caress though. Might have been the Sony one. I think I still have some screenshots from it somewhere.
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Wall Balls posted:always had a soft spot for infrateal v heebie-gbs This is the one I was looking for, thank you.
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Hotel Kpro posted:
drat, all the images are broken. We all got hard punished for trusting goon image hosts. Well, I can at least re-upload the ones I did. So many from other artists in there too. It was a great time. Bareback Rodeos pizza delivery of PAIN.  CPS Took my kids this morning: Do I have a legal leg to stand on?  This one had a happy ending where he cleaned up his life and got his kids back. Did you hide your boner?  Have to work up my nerve to tell a psychiatrist   Housemate is a creepy pervert...should I confront him? (OP)     We never heard from the OP again after he said he smelled smoke from his roommates room, so I had to extrapolate. This last one has extra dimension after recent events.
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funny song about politics posted:Mr. Water Yep. Alternatively, Gorilla Comes Out Of loving Nowhere. XeeD fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jul 7, 2020 |
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Gorgeous George threads Also, margarita machine threads, no one appreciates the old classics like this 1867 Banging Betty, who when going at full steam could make 20 margaritas per minute, an industrial feat at the time. 
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dracky posted:I liked the Advent Calendar thread where the OP narrates a christmas story in a creepy child voice and draws really elaborate illustrations to go with, which were hosted on his deviantart account where he drew erotic furry art lmao i destroyed that gbs tradition with a single post
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:link. i think this sounds like a good candidate for song as the ship goes down
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dracky posted:I liked the Advent Calendar thread where the OP narrates a christmas story in a creepy child voice and draws really elaborate illustrations to go with, which were hosted on his deviantart account where he drew erotic furry art
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birther billboard https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3202947
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Jul 7, 2020 19:28
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Jenny Agutter posted:birther billboard https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3202947 The LF goldmine african warlord support thread is better imo https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3019055
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just discovered that the Adaptive Systems fantasy island post was truncated in the goldmine ;_; I have a copy of the full post if anyone wants it
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Jenny Agutter posted:just discovered that the Adaptive Systems fantasy island post was truncated in the goldmine ;_; I have a copy of the full post if anyone wants it Lay it on
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I'd love to find this thread because it's my all time favorite probably: There's a thread from probably over a decade ago. It was in games and guy posted his lovely RPG game for sale for $10 and the game sucked, the art sucked and the game was poorly programmed and full of bugs. It had like memory leaks and poo poo. I wish I could remember the name of it but it was just an RPG, the only real detail I remember was that it had levels for some reason (like levels like mario, not like an RPG). It started with people pointing out the problems, then people pointing out you could get the Barkley RPG for free so charging $10 for a broken first time side project was unreasonable, but eventually broke down into outright mockery. It was just page after page of people dunking on the guy, editing together trailers for the game, photoshops etc. and it went on forever. This thread is like a white whale for me, I think it got goldmined but I'm not sure, I've looked for it like a motherfucker on several occassions.
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EorayMel posted:Lay it on https://pastebin.com/ihCfCtdc
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EorayMel posted:The LF goldmine african warlord support thread is better imo FSAD posted:Go read your Maoist blogs and complain some more about Amerikkka, that will get something done. Last year I donated more than $2000 to microlending banks to actually assist the poor in Bangladesh and Ethiopia. I have letters from people who tell me what a difference I have made in their lives personally due to my generosity. I also have an awesome job where I make a ton of money trying to bring investment to the third world. I hosed my hot girlfriend twice today and I'm about to go and pick up some Thai food in my Dodge Viper. lmfao
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:I keep hearing people say how great the chicken cheese thread is but can someone explain it to me since it's before my time? It just looks like a bunch of goons putting cheese on chicken dishes which doesn't seem too odd. What is so funny about it? Does something crazy happen halfway through the thread or something? Unfortunately this goes for most classic SA threads and old SA humor in general. If you weren’t there it’s not especially funny, especially in retrospect. Try telling a non goon about chickencheese or microwave’s mom and see if they laugh. At least with keyboard goop or groverhaus or the doom bathroom something real happened besides goons just being awkward nerds.
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vaginite posted:I'd love to find this thread because it's my all time favorite probably: Sounds like DEMON RUSH Do the names "Cherry Venus" or "Brooks Cracktackle" ring a bell
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KakerMix posted:Sounds like DEMON RUSH Yes that's it!! Thank you sir, time to take a trip down memory lane. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2913491
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Kharnifex posted:Also, margarita machine threads, no one appreciates the old classics like this 1867 Banging Betty, who when going at full steam could make 20 margaritas per minute, an industrial feat at the time. Yeah but its slurry coefficient approached 1 and tequila wasn't widely available at the time so it was more like a mezcal snowcone than what we think of as a modern margarita. Still, for the time it's amazing to think a whole party could get something like margs before the wide adoption of electricity. I miss margarita machine threads too. 
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LPs aren't my usual thing but Scorchy's LP of the ambitious but fatally rushed and buggy Knights of the Old Republic II is still best in class to my mind.
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Comedic: "I suck at fashion, help me identify these bags" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1861095 Non-Comedic: "I seem to be recieving some sort of spy emails" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1782913
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I've been thinking about this thread for a while but don't have archives access to go looking for it. There was a guy here who got hired by his brother to exterminate the wild hogs on his property. He got bored with guns and started spear hunting them barefoot at night. I think he would go out with night vision goggles and record himself stalking and killing them, and he spelt OINK out with their bodies. Pretty sick gently caress. At some point, he built a surveillance drone with infrared cameras to track them, and eventually mounted a handgun to it and used it to hunt them down. Pretty sure the FBI contacted him. This was before the use of drones in iraq and afghanistan was widely reported.
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Mr_Companie posted:I've been thinking about this thread for a while but don't have archives access to go looking for it. Pretty sure that guy’s username was Bushmaster. The original CAD mock thread was amazing- especially the timing. The thread was made daysbefore Loss dropped and when that happened, oh man, it was on.
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The two that I came back to year after year and made me cry with laughter every time were the USPS thread that spawned “those are my shoes. Give them back, you are a dog. They don’t even fit” and the insane t-shirt generator thread.
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dantheman650 posted:and the insane t-shirt generator thread. Was it the idakoos thread? If anyone has the link to the first one of those (2012ish?) I would really appreciate it.
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There was a thread called something like "metal.com" like the type program, not the website. It was a program that would randomly generate a metal phrase and then people would ms paint it. I think the first post started with "a nose breaking a tombstone above a thousand bodies" or something along those lines. I bet it doesn't hold up now, I think it was even pre-irony.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Was it the idakoos thread? If anyone has the link to the first one of those (2012ish?) I would really appreciate it. That’s the one! I might have it saved somewhere. That thread made me cry with laughter over and over again.
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ArfJason posted:lmao i destroyed that gbs tradition with a single post
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Oswald Kesselpot posted:What was the post? Whre i discover the furry connection lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590253&pagenumber=6&perpage=40#post422836183
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Did Muerte ever hike across america?
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Bust Rodd posted:Definitely “Retard Masturbator” OP
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Every time we get one of these threads it just makes me miss Zoofights more.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Was it the idakoos thread? If anyone has the link to the first one of those (2012ish?) I would really appreciate it. "CALVINIST BY CHOICE" is the only one that matters The good news is Amazon is recapturing the magic and you can get in on the ground floor https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3930972&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post506175186 shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jul 8, 2020 |
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Bust Rodd posted:The goonnette whose husband spent all their money on Star Wars figurines... i like the premise and went searching for it but that thread seems really bad
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Mr_Companie posted:I've been thinking about this thread for a while but don't have archives access to go looking for it. Bushman, cy_brown on YouTube Evolved into making bunkers, RC planes with IR and night vision, and fireworks. Spelt PETA sucks in dead pigs Truly amazing.
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toggle posted:Did Muerte ever hike across america? If by hike across America you mean quit 20 miles into it and drove cross country to Florida to take a job at his dad's landscaping company, then yes, he hiked across America 
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dantheman650 posted:That’s the one! I might have it saved somewhere. That thread made me cry with laughter over and over again. I’m pretty sure that thread has made me laugh harder than anything else on the internet. I actually bought one of my friends a coffee mug that says “THE PERSON WEARING THIS SWEATSHIRT IS A PARAMEDIC” from there.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2350602quote:Yesterday sunny Orlando Florida got a little sunnier.
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