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Crawl diary https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718266&perpage=40
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:35 |
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the yospos secret santa where someone got a dreamcast full of worms
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:38 |
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Lifepuzzler posted:The OG inappropriate music replacing the actual score of film scenes thread. I was but a young lad, and every post was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever experienced. I think I still have some videos from this saved
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:41 |
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Jenny Agutter posted:Crawl diary https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3718266&perpage=40
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 05:52 |
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vaginite posted:I'd love to find this thread because it's my all time favorite probably: Check this poo poo out: https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP2979-CUSA14089_00-DEMONRUSHPS4FOUR
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 11:35 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:the yospos secret santa where someone got a dreamcast full of worms lmao I think it was omgitschris who sent it? he also sent someone from Reddit a bag of actual garbage for secret santa that year
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 14:18 |
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Lowtax needs to hurry up and GTFO so I can buy archives.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 14:44 |
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Mayb not the best, but the biggest eye-opener of who I was posting with was the "Most metal way to kill yourself"-thread where it started out with typical GBS 2.0 poo poo posts with wild ways you could off yourself when we find out that two of our most bitter, former (AFAIK both still banned) goons Enfield and Volume/Ride the Gravitron had their own real stories. Enfield had set himself on fire and Volume had unsuccessfully cut his head off using a tablesaw outside, passed out in the snow and it coagulated enough that he was saved albeit with a big neck scar. It really explained why Enfield could be funny, yet most of his posts were bitter as hell. Volume, especially toward the end, became the poster-boy for insufferable "I hate everything/everyone and everything/everyone is bad especially if you like it/them"-goons. In fact, I think he was banned for being an insufferable shithead. I think the pics are still there. The thread title above is close, but even though I have archives, I've never once successfully found anything on purpose.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 18:22 |
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It was fun to say things like hey don't lose your head to Volume because as you said he was insufferable but the amount of people who would just try and own Enfield by just saying burn and stuff were pathetic
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 18:26 |
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volume was famous for years for his white-hot frothing rage about some dumb newspaper comic strip right?
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 18:31 |
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Hard to pick my favorite Atma thread, but gonna go with Let's Play Bendyman: The Eight Pages
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 18:53 |
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Mayb not the best, but the biggest eye-opener of who I was posting with was the "Most metal way to kill yourself"-thread where it started out with typical GBS 2.0 poo poo posts with wild ways you could off yourself when we find out that two of our most bitter, former (AFAIK both still banned) goons Enfield and Volume/Ride the Gravitron had their own real stories. Enfield had set himself on fire and Volume had unsuccessfully cut his head off using a tablesaw outside, passed out in the snow and it coagulated enough that he was saved albeit with a big neck scar. I dunno if it's the way you worded this but "unsuccessfully cut his head off" makes me think of a guy holding his own head screaming at his body "WHY WONT YOU DIE" and i can't stop laughing
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 19:11 |
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throwing in another vote for keyboard goop
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 19:38 |
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Lazy_Liberal posted:throwing in another vote for keyboard goop That's a classic. Was "poo poo lasagna" originally posted on SA or did it just get linked here while it was happening?
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 19:51 |
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Sir Not Appearing posted:That's a classic. Was "poo poo lasagna" originally posted on SA or did it just get linked here while it was happening?
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 19:53 |
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CannonFodder posted:That was here, the poster was Martin Random. Martin Random was an amazing poster till he went crazy....in a totally unfunny way.... Content: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1845896&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Pretty sure it was all bs but still funny FileNotFound fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jul 8, 2020 |
# ? Jul 8, 2020 20:04 |
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FileNotFound posted:Martin Random was an amazing poster till he went crazy....in a totally unfunny way.... wow can't believe it's 2020 and i get hit with an ARCHIVES paywall. i forgot just how many microtransactions are involved in unlocking full 2000s era forum features g-dDAMN
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 20:16 |
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Ancient history, but the first thing that sprang to mind was Pele and Oddjob.
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 07:01 |
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ArfJason posted:Whre i discover the furry connection lol LOL I never clicked on one of those threads, amazing to learn what they were
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 07:32 |
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The one where the kid stole his moms credit card to buy a video game or something or maybe buy an account and then the subsequent threads that both saw the kid getting a custom avatar for the misadventure and also some goon calling his mother (or so it seemed) that included the immortal line "Hello ma'm, I'm from the internet."
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 07:35 |
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Twitch posted:Check this poo poo out: https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP2979-CUSA14089_00-DEMONRUSHPS4FOUR this looks terrible. I watched a let’s play of it and it’s the same everything, the art, the poo poo gameplay, the MS paint level characters, but in 3D. It even has the signature texture maps instead of tile floors. And for 30 bucks. It’s the exact same gimmick 12 years later. It’s like he didn’t develop at all. e: oh my god watch the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QescuARwqe8 vaginite fucked around with this message at 08:13 on Jul 9, 2020 |
# ? Jul 9, 2020 08:07 |
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double post
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 08:29 |
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vaginite posted:this looks terrible. I watched a let’s play of it and it’s the same everything, the art, the poo poo gameplay, the MS paint level characters, but in 3D. It even has the signature texture maps instead of tile floors. And for 30 bucks. It’s the exact same gimmick 12 years later. It’s like he didn’t develop at all. this is incredible
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 08:37 |
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The path is grey.
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 09:31 |
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Vim Fuego posted:LOL I never clicked on one of those threads, amazing to learn what they were they apparently had been rping as gas leak brain damaged children for years i seriously cant believe this was a thing that happened here
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 13:31 |
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The Groverhaus thread that got LF closed and like 2 dozen people banned
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 14:54 |
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The best threads that I observed live, while the story was still developing: -CAD Loss thread -Blue Story thread (husband spending money on Star Wars figurines) -the zaurg thread during which he and his wife separated/divorced -the Two Worlds Helldump thread (edit: how could I forget having lived through the Zybourne Clock Helldump thread too?) Andorra posted:The horrible chili thread with the mod challenge I remember that the OP's chili was horrible, although I don't remember how, and then hundreds and hundreds of good chili recipes were posted in the thread. I'm pretty sure I didn't see this as it was happening though, because I don't really lurk GWS. juggalo baby coffin posted:the goon who cooked himself to death in his car after passing out on wild drugs and then his wife came in to try and find the street values of all the drugs he had like a day after he died Both of these threads got me to lurk TCC, but of course by the time I started lurking, there weren't any good new threads coming up. Also, I ed at "russian hell drugs" -- such an accurate phrase. Xarthor posted:I think one of my favorite(s) was goon "abunchofnumbers" who got the really bad black panther tattoo on his back, then got his arm sliced off somehow, got a settlement out of it, then bought a manual Lamborghini and promptly totaled it. Someone called him "abackofpanthers", and I laughed so loving hard. Metaline posted:The path is grey. The only thing I remember about this is that someone made a slow melancholy Surfin' USA parody where they replaced the titular lyrics with "and the path is grey". YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Jul 9, 2020 |
# ? Jul 9, 2020 14:55 |
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Crawl Diary thread was a brilliant piece of creative writing
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# ? Jul 11, 2020 00:10 |
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Cumvase from the “bachelor things you do” thread. The one where some goon fought a wasps nest with fire.
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# ? Jul 12, 2020 22:50 |
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The thread that got me hear was p-p-p-powerbook. At the time it was loving amazing. The last truly great thread I saw was lost fingat, at hospital.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 11:22 |
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Fecal lasagna Bad room-mate threads are always amazing
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 11:49 |
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420 20 posted:Sad how pretty mich everyone in these funny thrads was banned by the same handful of unfunny shithead mods I took a stroll through the comedy goldmine recently and the fact that about 90% of all posters are perma'd or banned is pretty telling.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:41 |
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The yikeseroo thread where we all told a an abusive wife-beating turd to go gently caress himself for 1000 pages.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:44 |
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johncandy posted:I took a stroll through the comedy goldmine recently and the fact that about 90% of all posters are perma'd or banned is pretty telling. Humor will always be about pushing the envelope of what is acceptable.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 14:45 |
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Goon that had sex with a midget and then posted pictures to prove it. Guy who had to escape his wife attempting to peg him with an enormous purple dildo (I think this one was revealed to be creative writing but it was hilarious nonetheless).
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:30 |
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Clayton Bigsby posted:an enormous purple dildo Frankie
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:35 |
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Applewhite posted:The yikeseroo thread where we all told a an abusive wife-beating turd to go gently caress himself for 1000 pages.
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:52 |
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Applewhite posted:Humor will always be about pushing the envelope of what is acceptable. also farts!
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# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:53 |
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There was a thread about the myth Adam savage’s bizarre sex life? Don’t know why I’m thinking about that now. Oh and that time an alien visited the forums and everybody played along.
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 21:45 |
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assboat
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# ? Jul 14, 2020 22:10 |