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I have to stick a finger down my throat to initiate the gag reflex. Yes, its weird. and Odd. and maybe kinda gross. But when I release the gasses that have built up from any carbonation, it feels so good. Is anyone else like this? If not, how do I learn to burp naturally? In these times of need, I could use some advice. I've burped naturally, a few handfuls worth of times in my life, but the finger in the throat is a go-to. please help.
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I can fart for days. ... I just can't fart out of my mouth hole.
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Jun 24, 2020 23:04
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Can you post videos of you not burping so we can analyze and enhance them, try and figure out what's going on?
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Jun 24, 2020 23:05
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Bronze Fonz posted:Can you post videos of you not burping so we can analyze and enhance them, try and figure out what's going on? it would just be me sitting there all uncomfortable like. but man, when it does release, it's a mega-burp. I just don't want to force it anymore.
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Jun 24, 2020 23:07
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Extremely hosed up, OP. Mods?
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Jun 24, 2020 23:07
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Rabid Boar posted:Extremely hosed up, OP. Mods? Rude. Expect all us Lurkers to post some stupid rear end threads in the End Times. How do you burp, friend?
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Jun 24, 2020 23:13
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Loud and proud, with no difficulty. tbh that sounds like it really sucks so my fingers are crossed that auto-burping technology advances to the point you can lead a semi-normal life
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Jun 24, 2020 23:17
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blight rhino posted:it would just be me sitting there all uncomfortable like. but man, when it does release, it's a mega-burp. I just don't want to force it anymore. Ok so you need to be recording yourself at all times so the mega-burp is caught and can be compared with the rest of the data. This is science, stop being a barrier to science and participate.
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Jun 24, 2020 23:17
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Rabid Boar posted:Loud and proud, with no difficulty. Thank you! I do, as well! It hurts, until i initiate the release valve
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Jun 24, 2020 23:33
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Bronze Fonz posted:Ok so you need to be recording yourself at all times so the mega-burp is caught and can be compared with the rest of the data. I will try to record a mega-burp. Your ears may shatter. Also, when I'm brushing my teeth, I go far enough back on my tongue to dry heave. I appreciate your dedication to the scientific method.
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Jun 24, 2020 23:35
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one day i woke up and forgot how to burp, too try takin an antacid see what happens punk
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Jun 24, 2020 23:47
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I used to have the same problem. Sit upright stick your head forward while looking upward as far as you can and the burp will come. hth
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Jun 24, 2020 23:53
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Geez OP how do you get rid of hiccups?
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Jun 25, 2020 00:20
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AuntBuck posted:Geez OP how do you get rid of hiccups? Finger down the throat, typically works for that too
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Jun 25, 2020 00:30
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GolfHole posted:one day i woke up and forgot how to burp, too ilikefood posted:I used to have the same problem. Sit upright stick your head forward while looking upward as far as you can and the burp will come. hth Good tips. Duly noted. Thanks, friends. (The punk was not really necessary, but I forgive you)
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Jun 25, 2020 00:32
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blight rhino posted:I have to stick a finger down my throat to initiate the gag reflex. Yes, its weird. and Odd. and maybe kinda gross. But when I release the gasses that have built up from any carbonation, it feels so good. I have developed this exact same problem. Although I feel super sick like I'm going to throw up and then pound on my throat and the burp comes out. I can't drink anything carbonated now. I honestly think it's due to heavy drinking.
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Jun 25, 2020 00:34
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I have developed this exact same problem. Although I feel super sick like I'm going to throw up and then pound on my throat and the burp comes out. I can't drink anything carbonated now. huh. Yeah, I'm a bit of a drinker, ain't going to lie. Interesting observation. I've tried beating on my chest. I'll try the throat, maybe. Much easier to just gag myself though. I've tried to start below my rib cage and kind of try to bump upwards.. like burping a baby from the front. I had an ex that wanted me to burp her by gently pounding on her back, going upwards. .... Super Healthy Relationship, I swear.
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Jun 25, 2020 00:38
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Lol my cousin has this we make fun of them constantly. Apparently you can get botox injected into your throat to help remedy it.
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Jun 25, 2020 00:43
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i was 20 before i figured out how to burp
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Jun 25, 2020 00:44
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blight rhino posted:I have to stick a finger down my throat to initiate the gag reflex. Yes, its weird. and Odd. and maybe kinda gross. But when I release the gasses that have built up from any carbonation, it feels so good. I mean, I just go slow and avoid carbonated excess, but hella same.
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Jun 25, 2020 00:52
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blight rhino posted:Finger down the throat, typically works for that too The throat? Oh...
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Jun 25, 2020 01:36
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I tried to record it. And I was successful, but it definitely sounds a lot more like dry heaving. I tried so hard, and got so far... Thank you for your sympathy. And the snide remarks, i love you all.
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Jun 26, 2020 04:48
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Khanstant posted:i was 20 before i figured out how to burp HOW DID YOU LEARN?! You could be the answer, I've searched my entire life for!?
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Jun 26, 2020 04:49
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its ok OP I can't whistle
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Jun 26, 2020 04:50
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Obsidianheart posted:I mean, I just go slow and avoid carbonated excess, but hella same. I did the adult thing and switched from cocktails to ciders and seltzers, though. The antacid suggestion has piqued my interest. I wonder if I took a shot of apple cider vinegar, if that'd help. .. doesn't that like.. do something to your stomach? I'm all for a witches concoction if it'll work
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Jun 26, 2020 04:51
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blight rhino posted:HOW DID YOU LEARN?! You could be the answer, I've searched my entire life for!? drat man i drank some like extra carbonated selzter or coke or beer or something and like did something weird with my stomache or bellyworks idk and its how you make a burp. like, hmmm its kind of like throwing up but like only air? or imagine like you got a bunch of hollow spaghetti ballons sort of inflated and you tense your inside-snake up to push up the burp?? hard to explain honestly
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Jun 26, 2020 05:09
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OP, I too cannot burb. I seriously didn't know anyone else had this problem. I can do a weird 'urp,' where gas tries to escape, but not burp at the end...I am happy I am not alone in this weirdness.
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Jun 26, 2020 05:49
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I was born with congenital esophageal strictures , had surgery for it when I was a few months old for it, if I burp it means imma throw up hardcore But you learn to live with it , I brew a ton of beer, just gotta learn how to drink in ways that the carbonation doesn't build up
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Jun 26, 2020 06:10
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I can't burp either FWIW. I still have a ton of beer without issue, but la croix gives me hiccups (which, PS, just go away on their own, but are painful when there). Many people have tried to explain the technique to me, but all have failed.
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Jun 26, 2020 06:16
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There's also a lot more people with that out there than you'd think , everytime I've brought it up around a large group usually someone else goes 'oh hey me too' Don't be shamed by the big burp culture
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Jun 26, 2020 06:25
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i respect all the non-burpers out there. I do notice if I make myself gag, it gets rid of the hiccups, too. So, that's a thing. This is my first thread, and it's dumb, but it also feels good. thanks goon-friends. I've never encountered a non-burper in my life, and when I explain it to people they think I'm insane. My petite older sister can burp like a trucker. My family requested that I go into the bathroom to burp myself. ... Burp shaming at its worst. I'm going to try the antacid solution to see if that helps, but by the time I remember, I'm already kinda buzzed.
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Jun 28, 2020 19:22
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f#a# posted:I can't burp either FWIW. I still have a ton of beer without issue, but la croix gives me hiccups (which, PS, just go away on their own, but are painful when there). I've lightly beat on my chest in an upward motion to try to induce the "burp", but not really any success there.
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Jun 28, 2020 19:23
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WilWheaton posted:I was born with congenital esophageal strictures , had surgery for it when I was a few months old for it, if I burp it means imma throw up hardcore That's some medical words, right there. I don't get it, but I feel for you. How do you dirnk in ways it doesn't build up? .. Like slowly? Because, I'm not sure that's an option for me. the struggle is real.
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Jun 28, 2020 19:24
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i can't burp either, my family thinks i'm weird.
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Jun 28, 2020 20:14
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Very sad, OP. You should apply for a disability pension.
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Jun 28, 2020 21:25
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Sounds like a blockage in your 5th chakra. Only way to loosen that puppy up is by massaging the 1st, or root, chakra. Stick a finger up your rear end is what I'm trying to say
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Jun 28, 2020 22:02
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Horses can't burp either op, you might be a horse?
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Jun 28, 2020 22:02
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hey OP i quit drinking and now i can burp again just fyi
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Jun 28, 2020 22:09
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photic sneeze reflex is way cooler when i make my pupils contract really quick by looking straight up at the sky i sneeze (twice every time) 1 out of 6 people. id like to have a dog with it so we could both photic sneeze and id just tell people he copies me
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gary oldmans diary posted:photic sneeze reflex is way cooler I know a girl who does alternative pornography and she does sneeze fetish stuff which is beyond me, was interesting listening to her talk about requests and poo poo.
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