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I tried to discern how I do it, and it seems to be a combination of flexing stomach muscles and making your esophageal area constrict, forcing out trapped air. To force it you need to introduce an intake of air to this process. Happy burping.
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Jun 29, 2020 00:21
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Sometimes I can get it out by taking very deep breaths and then exhaling them quickly. Kind of hard to describe the technique I guess but it usually works. If you’re sitting down, getting up and moving about can help quite a bit in jostling the bubble loose too. Alternatively, you could try sucking a penis instead of putting a finger down your throat? Get rid of the gas and help a bro out at the same time sounds like a good deal. There’s a penis floating around GBS right now that I bet would be a good burp inducer.
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Jun 29, 2020 00:44
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I had an uncle who got the hiccups for something like 9 years Then they went away Then they came back for the final 20 or so, idk Seemed the right place to post this Good luck with your burps or whatever
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Jun 29, 2020 00:48
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Throat issues are no joke. I know one or two people who have swallowing issues and it really affects quality of life. PENIS
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Jun 29, 2020 00:53
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Ha, finally another person with that problem. I've never been able to burp despite repeat attempts and feeling like a nauseated balloon. Not a huge problem, but I've had to switch away from high-carbonation beer, and I sometimes spend an hour or two feeling a bit unwell. Thinking back, I guess this is one of the reasons I avoided soda as a kid.
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Jun 29, 2020 01:09
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I can burp from my butt
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Jun 29, 2020 01:11
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Kibbles n Shits posted:I can burp from my butt You brush your butt's teeth.
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Jun 29, 2020 01:48
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I am Otis posted:I had an uncle who got the hiccups for something like 9 years This is my phobia.
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Jun 29, 2020 04:06
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OP, I read on Wikipedia (serious) that glass swizzle sticks were invented to take excess bubbles out of champagne, so maybe they'd work for beer (or drink something else instead), Also, I suggest you find the local biker bar and walk up to the biggest brute there. Explain your situation quickly, before he has a chance to get angry at your presence, and offer him  to throw you over his shoulder and burp you.Outlaw bikers are always short of money for bike parts, fuel, motor oil and beer, so he'll help you out for sure.
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Jun 29, 2020 20:25
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gary oldmans diary posted:photic sneeze reflex is way cooler Is this the same as sneezing sometimes when lookinf toward the sun? Cause I thought everyone had that.
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Jun 29, 2020 20:37
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Is this the same as sneezing sometimes when lookinf toward the sun? Cause I thought everyone had that.
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Jun 29, 2020 20:55
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gary oldmans diary posted:its just me and you. everyone else can look right up at the sun or an eclipse or whatever without repercussions Except for permanent eye damage of course, in the case of eclipses. Indeed I've never sneezed when looking (briefly) towards the sun. Maybe you are both cursed by sun demons (but I hope not).
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Jun 29, 2020 23:07
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I got photosensitive sneezes.
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Jun 29, 2020 23:23
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BigBadSteve posted:Except for permanent eye damage of course, in the case of eclipses.
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Jun 29, 2020 23:30
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I appreciate all the support and tips and methodology. But this: BigBadSteve posted:OP, I read on Wikipedia (serious) that glass swizzle sticks were invented to take excess bubbles out of champagne, so maybe they'd work for beer (or drink something else instead), Is great. bubba burp blight?
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Jul 1, 2020 05:07
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gary oldmans diary posted:its just me and you. everyone else can look right up at the sun or an eclipse or whatever without repercussions I got this, too. If only looking at the sun would induce burping. I'd be solid. In the daytime.
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Jul 1, 2020 05:07
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Biblical loving posted:Horses can't burp either op, you might be a horse? Nay. GolfHole posted:hey OP i quit drinking and now i can burp again Good for you friend, but that is currently a non-starter. 
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Jul 1, 2020 05:11
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Jul 1, 2020 05:23
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drat, Sid. got me in the feels. I knew you were a good guy. 
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Jul 2, 2020 04:38
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CharlestonJew posted:its ok OP I can't whistle just put your lips together... and blow 
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Jul 2, 2020 04:43
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blight rhino posted:That's some medical words, right there. I don't get it, but I feel for you. How do you dirnk in ways it doesn't build up? .. Like slowly? Because, I'm not sure that's an option for me. in high school, I didn't know I wasn't a mutant, and I just kind of accepted that ice cream is a delicious treat that just makes your tummy hurt as a consequence. my solution back then was to kind of lay on my belly, then scrunch up like an inchworm with my butt in the air. My reasoning was that the hot fart gas "rises" and would escape easier from the anal chimney that way.
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Jul 2, 2020 04:44
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I vote to have that goon-made smilie page be the link for the smilie link up top. Anyone have that link? That's like searchable and stuff? also, photic sneezers, does a few drinks make you sneeze? i may have alcohol induced sneezes, too. i'm dying, please help
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Jul 2, 2020 04:45
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Khanstant posted:in high school, I didn't know I wasn't a mutant, and I just kind of accepted that ice cream is a delicious treat that just makes your tummy hurt as a consequence. my solution back then was to kind of lay on my belly, then scrunch up like an inchworm with my butt in the air. My reasoning was that the hot fart gas "rises" and would escape easier from the anal chimney that way. Good god, you should write a paper thing that scientists write. that makes so much sense. the inchworm is a method I will try. But I can fart pretty easily, but it sounds fun.
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