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Pale Ale: Sep 9, 2001; Yeah I know that but do you honestly expect England to even slightly challenge Australia in the finals? They will be demolished.

I’ve never posted a thread. I’ve basically lurked for 20 years. Half of my life has been spent lurking on SA.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:09

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# ? May 20, 2022 11:46

ThatGirlAtThatShow: Nov 4, 2013

I actually thought Hellbastard's comic was kinda funny. Don't come at me, I have NO idea what else he did to get people to hate him, I just thought the comic was cool.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:26

Blockade: Oct 22, 2008

To the only goonette I ever met, Im sorry i never talked to you again but I thought it was weird how when i woke up you had apparently invited your dad over to make me breakfast

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006

I could have been much, much funnier but actively choose not to be.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:29

Dr. Video Games 0135: May 20, 2003; That's gonna be a zoinks from me, Scoob

I accidentally posted porn in GBS instead of DPPH on an account I had before the paywall but I didn't get banned. That was like 20 years ago. gently caress

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:31

Mystery Steve: Nov 9, 2006; Fun Shoe

I don't know where I'm going to internet.
I hate Twitter and Reddit, SA has been my tried and true filter for all of that poo poo.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:36

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

i should be reading more good books and less lovely internet.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:41

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; Stay Out of the Basement

I am bestselling author Dean Koontz.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:42

Il Federale: Oct 10, 2012

every single one of my reports in gbs is because i know it annoys the mods and not because i actually care what was posted

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:44

Mr.Fuzzywig: Dec 13, 2006; I play too much Supcom

I really like reading the forums but never posted much, drat shame, shits gonna splinter into a million sub communities.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:45

Phlairdon: Apr 15, 2003; If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Pale Ale posted:

I’ve basically lurked for 20 years. Half of my life has been spent lurking on SA.

Same

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:46

Ironslave: Aug 8, 2006; Corpse runner

I've been here 14 years and I still have no clue who bought me my avatar or why.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:47

Beato Believer: May 22, 2009; I believe in Beato.
Even when she's driving.
At night.
In a snowstorm.

I got more enjoyment out of the seven years I spent lurking here, than I ever did when I tried to interact with people here.

Most of that's on me, I admit.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:49

Tubesock: Apr 20, 2002

I never posted on my alt account and then i forgot the password

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:49

BUG JUG: Feb 17, 2005

I regret my entire fyad posting career. May it never see the light of day.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:52

Lorem ipsum: Sep 25, 2007; IF I REPORT SOMETHING, BAN ME.

Another Bill posted:

I never reported anyone

Yea, I really feel like I missed out

# ? Jun 25, 2020 00:57

PoorPeteBest: Oct 13, 2005; We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're riding!

Alan Smithee posted:

there are people here with obituaries

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:00

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I didn’t always seed after getting files from DPPH, NMP3, etc.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:00

GexIsLight: Jun 22, 2009

SleepySonata posted:

I never got an icon

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:03

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I just wanted to bbe a moderator.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:04

FungiCap: Jul 23, 2007; woof woof.

Pale Ale posted:

I’ve never posted a thread. I’ve basically lurked for 20 years. Half of my life has been spent lurking on SA.

You are also me.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:05

looming resonance: Sep 7, 2010

I've always put off buying an AV because I don't post that much but now I really can't justify giving Lowtax money so I guess I'm stuck with the stupid newbie until the forums are deleted...

Same with the name, because Wolves in the Throne Room are associated with Nazi poo poo and it isn't a good song in retrospect.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:11

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

I posted a really bad E/N thread when I was 21 and deservedly got roasted so hard I changed my name and av.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:14

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

I would just make poo poo up in D&D arguments if it supported my trolling. Sounds better coming from a parent? I have 3 kids. Getting called out? My father is dying!

I did it for years and years and nobody ever once bothered to check and call me out on it.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:18

Vivian Darkbloom: Jul 14, 2004

I've never been banned but I've deserved it for every post I made

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:19

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

penus de milo posted:

I would just make poo poo up in D&D arguments if it supported my trolling. Sounds better coming from a parent? I have 3 kids. Getting called out? My father is dying!

I did it for years and years and nobody ever once bothered to check and call me out on it.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:19

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020

Sir Not Appearing posted:

Ha god

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:22

Farten Barfen: Dec 30, 2018

I'm half watching the Netflix show Dark and have absolutely no idea what's going on and I'd prefer somebody to just completely spoil it for me.

My confession is that I'm bad at watching TV

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:22

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006

penus de milo posted:

I would just make poo poo up in D&D arguments if it supported my trolling. Sounds better coming from a parent? I have 3 kids. Getting called out? My father is dying!

I did it for years and years and nobody ever once bothered to check and call me out on it.

Same.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:25

Owlofcreamcheese: May 22, 2005; Can't post for 4109 days!; Buglord

Anytime I get bored at work I just argue with the first person I see in whatever the first thread I click on is.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:36

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Farten Barfen posted:

I'm half watching the Netflix show Dark and have absolutely no idea what's going on and I'd prefer somebody to just completely spoil it for me.

My confession is that I'm bad at watching TV

Dark is loving excellent. I love that show. Keep in mind it's very much a slow burn that starts quite slow in the beginning of season 1 but gradually ramps the heck up in pace and scale over the course of the season. Season 2 is balls to the loving wall crazy packed and hectic in comparison.

I watched Dark with my girlfriend and it was really fun bouncing weird ideas and theories off another person too.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:40

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

worst insult you can call someone on SA is "someone that reports posts"

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:40

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

i told people that i made :ussr:

but i only actually made the background, someone else animated the tear on it

:ussr:

goodnight, sweet premier :ussr:

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:45

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

Peanut Butler posted:

i told people that i made but i only actually made the background, someone else animated the tear on it

goodnight, sweet premier

lol i made :words:

for a thread in fyad back in the day, didn't expect it to get added permanently and here we are

Nobody has ever cared or will ever care about this but it feels good to say it out loud (this one isn't a lie I promise)

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:49

Obsidianheart: Apr 25, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

I never meant to post outside of the thread I signed up for.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 01:49

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

penus de milo posted:

lol i made for a thread in fyad back in the day, didn't expect it to get added permanently and here we are

Nobody has ever cared or will ever care about this but it feels good to say it out loud (this one isn't a lie I promise)

# ? Jun 25, 2020 02:00

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

its a good one ☝
ty for ur contribution

# ? Jun 25, 2020 02:01

Ramrod Hotshot: May 30, 2003

One of the Flash Tubs is a reading of embarrassing posts picked out by FYAD and animated by Shmorky.

I'm in it :smith:

# ? Jun 25, 2020 02:04

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020

I bought this for blue train for his birthday
Dnd and cspam use it, not gbs

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Horace: Apr 17, 2007; Gone Skiin'

penus de milo posted:

lol i made for a thread in fyad back in the day, didn't expect it to get added permanently and here we are

Nobody has ever cared or will ever care about this but it feels good to say it out loud (this one isn't a lie I promise)

I liked

so much that I stole it and used it on other forums, so thank you for making it.

# ? Jun 25, 2020 02:22

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