Lowtax I challenge you to a boxing match. Pretend I'm your wife.

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Rashaverak: May 13, 2001; "Cock'n'Balls" is a pinnacle of modern medicine.

Here is a running list of places I have sent a news tip to regarding this story, including all relevant posts, pictures, police reports, background etc:

CNN, NPR, NBC, Missouri News Tribune, The Verge, Kotaku, Gizmodo, Jezebel, HuffPost
Slate, The Atlantic,The Daily Beast, 4 parts of Vice, Motherboard, Buzzfeed
Mother Jones, Reuters, AP, Chicago Tribune, ABC, CBS,
Scott Vance and Barbara Vobejda at Washington Post (both Deputy Managing Editors), NYT, Mashable, Polygon
Buzzfeed, TMZ, Benjamin Landy, the digital news editor at Vanity Fair.

Any other suggestions on how to get this out there? I realize the chances are slim to none that anyone will give a gently caress but it's worth a try. I used to have a job pitching video news releases to the top 100 TV stations in the country so I don't give a gently caress about calling and talking to news directors, I just need suggestions or contacts as I have none anymore.

Anyone want to amplify my voice and send the story out too? This story could benefit from a good investigative journalist or 10 to get at the truth. They'd obviously protect the identities of the alleged victims unless they choose to be identified / if they want to remain anonymous or not speak at all.

gently caress you Lowtax. Believe women. Get this story out there.

I can't believe I ever actually defended you to anyone. I don't give two shits if Lowtax bans me for this - it'll be my first and loving last ban and I'd deserve it for 19 years of thinking Lowtax wasn't a shitbag.

Truly, Lowtax, you are Something Awful.

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funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Is this a copy/paste from that kiwi farms place?

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Rashaverak: May 13, 2001; "Cock'n'Balls" is a pinnacle of modern medicine.

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

Is this a copy/paste from that kiwi farms place?

No. Someone might've copied my previous posts.

gently caress Lowtax. Believe Women. Get this story out.

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Rashaverak posted:

Here is a running list of places I have sent a news tip to regarding this story, including all relevant posts, pictures, police reports, background etc:

CNN, NPR, NBC, Missouri News Tribune, The Verge, Kotaku, Gizmodo, Jezebel, HuffPost
Slate, The Atlantic,The Daily Beast, 4 parts of Vice, Motherboard, Buzzfeed
Mother Jones, Reuters, AP, Chicago Tribune, ABC, CBS,
Scott Vance and Barbara Vobejda at Washington Post (both Deputy Managing Editors), NYT, Mashable, Polygon
Buzzfeed, TMZ, Benjamin Landy, the digital news editor at Vanity Fair.

Any other suggestions on how to get this out there? I realize the chances are slim to none that anyone will give a gently caress but it's worth a try. I used to have a job pitching video news releases to the top 100 TV stations in the country so I don't give a gently caress about calling and talking to news directors, I just need suggestions or contacts as I have none anymore.

Anyone want to amplify my voice and send the story out too? This story could benefit from a good investigative journalist or 10 to get at the truth. They'd obviously protect the identities of the alleged victims unless they choose to be identified / if they want to remain anonymous or not speak at all.

gently caress you Lowtax. Believe women. Get this story out there.

I can't believe I ever actually defended you to anyone. I don't give two shits if Lowtax bans me for this - it'll be my first and loving last ban and I'd deserve it for 19 years of thinking Lowtax wasn't a shitbag.

Truly, Lowtax, you are Something Awful.

sir this is a wendys drive thru.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 03:11

Rashaverak: May 13, 2001; "Cock'n'Balls" is a pinnacle of modern medicine.

Hell Yeah posted:

sir this is a wendys drive thru.

It may be a Wendy's drive thru, but I'll still beat the gently caress out of Rich Kyanka if he volunteers to box me.

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MAKE NO BABBYS: Jan 28, 2010

I appreciate you, Rashaverak

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Real talk i work in media relations and just lmao at your list

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punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Will it be streamed on Twitch?

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Full Metal Jackass: Jan 22, 2001; Rabid bats are welcome in my home

hello this is FoxNews we are very interested in this story but we must first ask --- who is lowtax

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

sprinting into the NYT offices, grabbing Maggie Haberman by the shoulders and screaming "Stop the presses! Web forum entrepreneur Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka has been canceled!"

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