Hey Burt

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Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:02

zer0spunk: Nov 6, 2000; devil never even lived

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:08

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007; I think my mass effect is broken

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:12

Ass-penny: Jan 18, 2008

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

Or, quitting in shame is also acceptable to me.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:19

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007; I think my mass effect is broken

You too, Reene. What the gently caress is your excuse?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:20

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Vagabundo posted:

You too, Reene. What the gently caress is your excuse?

Please I really just want a "wifebeating bad".

Make it one word if that's easier: wifebeatingbad

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:21

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

Burt is gonna ban you from the comfort of his boat. RIP.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:23

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Burt is gonna ban you from the comfort of his boat. RIP.

This is the likeliest scenario at this point.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:24

Shitty Wizard: Jan 2, 2013; ASK ME WHY
I VOTED
FOR TRUMP

He needed to say it before Lowtax accepted the buyout, it looked like he was just sitting on the fence so he could become an admin over the ashes of the forums if it died down.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:27

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Please I really just want a "wifebeating bad".

Make it one word if that's easier: wifebeatingbad

xXx-WifeBeatingBad-xXx

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:29

Jeff Fatwood: Jun 17, 2013

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:30

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

xXx-WifeBeatingBad-xXx

See, it's pretty easy to type.

I'm talking about the wifebeatingbad, those leet characters you added I don't know how you do that but that's pretty rad.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:30

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

What about the daughter stuff?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:31

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

luchajones posted:

What about the daughter stuff?

How does this keep getting worse?!

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:34

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

Has Burt even posted recently?

But yeah Burt/Renee, an explanation would be nice.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:34

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

luchajones posted:

What about the daughter stuff?

Please don't scare him away, we need to start at step 1.

e: step 0.

Dell_Zincht posted:

Has Burt even posted recently?

But yeah Burt/Renee, an explanation would be nice.

Yes:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=91513

But that was an hour ago and it's getting late. Let's let him sleep on it, weigh the pros and cons etc

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:35

Inverse: Jun 30, 2010

Bronze Fonz posted:

loving say it.

Abusing women is bad. Lowtax is a piece of poo poo for being a wifebeater.

Something along those lines.

I'm sure you can.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:37

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Bronze Fonz posted:

This is the likeliest scenario at this point.

But your name/av combo is the best!

I�m supposed to compliment you

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:38

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

luchajones posted:

What about the daughter stuff?

I wouldn't want her in my life either.
Do you know how much damage a 12 year old would wreck on the interior of a 2020 gtr?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:38

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Crusty Nutsack posted:

But your name/av combo is the best!

I�m supposed to compliment you

This is a great reply, I like it a lot.

Also Burt what do you think about abusers?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:40

youre: Dec 30, 2019

I like Burt he is a good man

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:40

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I think you guys should lay off.
Here is why:
1. I was not aware Lowtax was a serial domestic abuser- I should have been, I was wrong, absolutely. I thought acrimonious divorce, eh. MY BAD.

Mistakes were made, big ones, NO DOUBT. Many goons are saying drat they didn't know. I think some mods didn't either.

2. IF that's not good enough then lay off for Jeffrey's sake. He JUST NOW is trying to buy the forums. For right now Burt is a mod of Jeffrey's, give him a break or take it up with him. See what happens. You guys are piling on.

Please tone it down

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:42

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

Spinz posted:

I think you guys should lay off.
Here is why:
1. I was not aware Lowtax was a serial domestic abuser- I should have been, I was wrong, absolutely. I thought acrimonious divorce, eh. MY BAD.

Mistakes were made, big ones, NO DOUBT. Many goons are saying drat they didn't know. I think some mods didn't either.

2. IF that's not good enough then lay off for Jeffrey's sake. He JUST NOW is trying to buy the forums. For right now Burt is a mod of Jeffrey's, give him a break or take it up with him. See what happens. You guys are piling on.

Please tone it down

Did the mod auditions start already?

PS gently caress lowtax

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:44

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

Spinz posted:

I think you guys should lay off.
Here is why:
1. I was not aware Lowtax was a serial domestic abuser- I should have been, I was wrong, absolutely. I thought acrimonious divorce, eh. MY BAD.

Mistakes were made, big ones, NO DOUBT. Many goons are saying drat they didn't know. I think some mods didn't either.

2. IF that's not good enough then lay off for Jeffrey's sake. He JUST NOW is trying to buy the forums. For right now Burt is a mod of Jeffrey's, give him a break or take it up with him. See what happens. You guys are piling on.

Please tone it down

again, but what about the daughter stuff?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:45

Jeff Fatwood: Jun 17, 2013

Spinz posted:

I think you guys should lay off.
Here is why:
1. I was not aware Lowtax was a serial domestic abuser- I should have been, I was wrong, absolutely. I thought acrimonious divorce, eh. MY BAD.

Mistakes were made, big ones, NO DOUBT. Many goons are saying drat they didn't know. I think some mods didn't either.

2. IF that's not good enough then lay off for Jeffrey's sake. He JUST NOW is trying to buy the forums. For right now Burt is a mod of Jeffrey's, give him a break or take it up with him. See what happens. You guys are piling on.

Please tone it down

lol

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:45

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

luchajones posted:

again, but what about the daughter stuff?

If this is about his daughter that was insane bullshit loving fyad slander

I'm serious gently caress right off with that bullshit
Pedo accusations are banable still

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:48

Ham Sandwiches: Jul 7, 2000

Spinz posted:

I think you guys should lay off.

Another option is that the moderator that was more concerned with stopping discussion of credible claims against the webmaster, thus putting women in harm's way, should acknowledge that this was misguided. Which seems fairly simple to do.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:49

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Spinz posted:

If this is about his daughter that was insane bullshit loving fyad slander

I'm serious gently caress right off with that bullshit
Pedo accusations are banable still

Again, but what about the time he told his 12 yr old daughter he didnt want her in his life cuz he wanted to get some strange, and some goldbelly

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:50

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Spinz posted:

If this is about his daughter that was insane bullshit loving fyad slander

I'm serious gently caress right off with that bullshit
Pedo accusations are banable still

I think this was more about Burt banning people that dared believe Lowtax's daughter was in danger...

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:50

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Bronze Fonz posted:

I think this was more about Burt banning people that dared believe Lowtax's daughter was in danger...

Oh

Well I'm unfamiliar with that
I apologize.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:51

Jeff Fatwood: Jun 17, 2013

Spinz posted:

Was FYAD a den of Nazis? No.

lol

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:52

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Spinz posted:

Oh

Well I'm unfamiliar with that
I apologize.

Yeah there's always more... the last days have been quite a ride.
As I'm sure they have been for Burt.

There's a quick and simple way to at least make one part of it lighter...

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:54

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

Spinz posted:

I think you guys should lay off.
Here is why:
1. I was not aware Lowtax was a serial domestic abuser- I should have been, I was wrong, absolutely. I thought acrimonious divorce, eh. MY BAD.

Mistakes were made, big ones, NO DOUBT. Many goons are saying drat they didn't know. I think some mods didn't either.

2. IF that's not good enough then lay off for Jeffrey's sake. He JUST NOW is trying to buy the forums. For right now Burt is a mod of Jeffrey's, give him a break or take it up with him. See what happens. You guys are piling on.

Please tone it down

stfu

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:56

youre: Dec 30, 2019

Spinz posted:

Was FYAD a den of Nazis? No.

very cool of you to say this 7 months later

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:56

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Muscle Wizard posted:

stfu

Hey now, Spinz had good intentions and is a wholesome person.
She means well and so should you.
And so should BURT! :wave:

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:57

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

Bronze Fonz posted:

Hey now, Spinz had good intentions and is a wholesome person.
She means well and so should you.
And so should BURT!

ok i apologize

# ? Jun 26, 2020 07:59

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Spinz posted:

I think you guys should lay off.
Here is why:
1. I was not aware Lowtax was a serial domestic abuser- I should have been, I was wrong, absolutely. I thought acrimonious divorce, eh. MY BAD.

Mistakes were made, big ones, NO DOUBT. Many goons are saying drat they didn't know. I think some mods didn't either.

2. IF that's not good enough then lay off for Jeffrey's sake. He JUST NOW is trying to buy the forums. For right now Burt is a mod of Jeffrey's, give him a break or take it up with him. See what happens. You guys are piling on.

Please tone it down

I like you Spin but this is a bad post and Burt absolutely should be held accountable.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 08:02

Muscle Wizard: Jul 28, 2011; by sebmojo

burt sux and the only reason he was kept around is because no one else wanted to do his lovely rear end gong farmer job

# ? Jun 26, 2020 08:05

Funk In Shoe: Apr 20, 2008; Waiting in line, Mr. Haydon told me it is a wheel not meant for lovers but for infants, lifting people and letting them swing, putting the world on display from up high

Hey Burt you still haven't answered my pm and it looks like your ban on me fell through. By now you don't really have to answer whether you intend on banning everyone if LT sticks around , so I guess the only thing for you to do now is gently caress off forever you goddamn coward.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 08:16

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

i'll take his place. i won't ever actually read pms or reports or do any modding, but i'll have a blue star.

# ? Jun 26, 2020 08:22

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