NHL ping-pong balls thread because every thread is sacred

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm sure, at some point, a Red Wings fan laughed at the CBJ falling from 1st to 2nd in the 2012 Lottery.

My response to this is :smug:

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 01:23

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:01

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The first overall pick belongs to (insert team here).

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 01:26

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Edward Mass posted:

IT'S GOING TO BE EDMONTON

Not am empty quote.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 15:17

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzkyqCBwHwA

:laffo:

this "Can you confirm this is the logo?" horseshit.

My order of "I'm OK with this team getting the pick" hierarchy:

Winnipeg
Minnesota
Edmonton
Toronto
Florida
Nashville
Rags
Pittsburgh

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:16

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Ok, Gary, activate that magnet to draw that Penguins ball up!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:17

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh fuckin' hell.

Grats RAS.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:17

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/strombone1/status/1292947819268055042?s=21

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/1292948508513837059
https://twitter.com/dankamal/status/1292948494827880453

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:20

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The dude who was dropping the balls had a look of "gently caress" on his face when he dropped the Rangers ball in too early. :roflolmao:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:23

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Where's the NHL Network studio? New York? That would mean the drawing was done in New York AND the accounting firm meant to oversee it probably has ties to New York. :tinfoil:

#AskQuestions

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:30

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 00:01

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WeaponX posted:

And quickly embarrassed themselves in 5 games so I don�t understand how that makes them such an undeserving powerhouse.

They went hard into a rebuild and got very luck but the �stop the Rangers� nonsense makes me laugh because they have spent most of the last 25 years being quite bad

14 playoff appearances in 25 seasons (including 8 out of 9 seasons and the 9th coming down to a head-to-head shootout loss), two division titles, several trips beyond the first round, and only one last place finish in-division?

edit- Maybe it's because I started watching in 2005-06 but my immediate perception over that span is, more often than not, they've been a solid team.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 23:39

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