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Bit into a slice of Dave's Killer Bread for breakfast this morning and ended up with a shard of broken glass between my teeth. The bread (shard is visible on the counter to the left):  Close up on the shard, with pinkie-nail for scale:  Stay safe, bread-eating goons.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:11
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sue
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Jun 27, 2020 16:13
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Well it didn't kill you, did it?
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Jun 27, 2020 16:14
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bob
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Jun 27, 2020 16:14
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I was very fortunate not to be cut (I bit into the glass flatwise instead of driving the point into my gums). I dunno if I have grounds to sue.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:15
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Devils Affricate posted:Well it didn't kill you, did it? I do feel stronger now that you mention it.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:15
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Applewhite posted:I was very fortunate not to be cut (I bit into the glass flatwise instead of driving the point into my gums). I dunno if I have grounds to sue. put it back into your mouth and try again
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Jun 27, 2020 16:16
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Quality control personnel is out with the roni, and their replacement doesnt give a gently caress.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:16
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It appears that this Dave fellow not only makes bread, but plays guitar, blows glass, and is totally ripped. A real renaissance man.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:17
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Spandex Bonerlord posted:Quality control personnel is out with the roni, and their replacement doesnt give a gently caress. Apparently. poo poo. I slapped the bread out of my kids' mouths the second I realized what I'd bitten into.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:18
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"Dave Dahl (born January 12, 1963) is an American entrepreneur, known for co-founding Dave's Killer Bread. Prior to it, he had served a total of over 15 years in prison for multiple offenses including drug distribution, burglary, armed robbery, and assault."
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Jun 27, 2020 16:18
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Extra Large Marge posted:"Dave Dahl (born January 12, 1963) is an American entrepreneur, known for co-founding Dave's Killer Bread. Prior to it, he had served a total of over 15 years in prison for multiple offenses including drug distribution, burglary, armed robbery, and assault." now he's putting glass shrapnel in bread and making you pay for it. the man is a true entrepreneur
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Jun 27, 2020 16:21
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Sue for what? Truth In advertisement?
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Jun 27, 2020 16:21
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lmao the man knows how to make killer bread for sure
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Jun 27, 2020 16:21
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DrManiac posted:Sue for what? Truth In advertisement? He survived, didn’t he?
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Jun 27, 2020 16:22
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DrManiac posted:Sue for what? Truth In advertisement? OP isnt dead!
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Jun 27, 2020 16:22
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DrManiac posted:Sue for what? Truth In advertisement? “This bread didn’t kill me! Now make good on your promise or give me my money back!”
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Jun 27, 2020 16:29
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That's how you know it's organic. They use real shards of glass, not the fake stuff like Big Bread.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:33
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One time I bought some specialty bread that was particularly dense and had just a ton of various seeds in it. I made myself a sandwich and it just about killed me passing through my bowels.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:36
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God damnit I just bought a bunch of this!!!
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Jun 27, 2020 16:37
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big dyke energy posted:God damnit I just bought a bunch of this!!! It’s my very favorite bread and I’m gonna be pissed if I have to switch brands now.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:38
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Universe Master posted:That's how you know it's organic. They use real shards of glass, not the fake stuff like Big Bread. You only find shards of plastic in Wonderbread. Ugh. Don’t they know how bad plastic is for the environment?
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Jun 27, 2020 16:39
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It's just a Good Seed. Eat it.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:39
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There is probably some label information on the bag that would ID when/where is was baked. The company would probably appreciate an email or call about it to track down what went wrong. I would trust Dave's over wonderbread for example. Although I guess the issue could be a dense bread with seeds in it hides glass better.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:41
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Full Metal Jackass posted:One time I bought some specialty bread that was particularly dense and had just a ton of various seeds in it. I made myself a sandwich and it just about killed me passing through my bowels. I mean you should have known what you were getting when you bought Sandblaster (tm) Bread.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:43
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tangy yet delightful posted:There is probably some label information on the bag that would ID when/where is was baked. The company would probably appreciate an email or call about it to track down what went wrong. I would trust Dave's over wonderbread for example. Although I guess the issue could be a dense bread with seeds in it hides glass better. Yeah I gave them a call but it’s outside their office hours until Monday.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:45
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I’m galad you’re not dead
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Jun 27, 2020 16:52
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I got some “Good Seed” for you, OP!
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Jun 27, 2020 16:53
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Think of it as an equivalent to a cereal box prize. Now all you need is rusty nail, employees tooth, and gun, to complete the set!
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Jun 27, 2020 16:54
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I think it was me, I suggested Dave eat something and he mistakenly added a "g" to the front.
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Jun 27, 2020 16:54
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those are prizes
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Jun 27, 2020 17:17
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Universe Master posted:I think it was me, I suggested Dave eat something and he mistakenly added a "g" to the front. You suggested he eat lass?
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Jun 27, 2020 17:24
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I have a loaf of that right now. I got the thin slices tho. Less room for glass to hide.
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Jun 27, 2020 17:33
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Jun 27, 2020 17:35
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I tried this bread a few weeks ago - I made a single sandwich from it and hated it. Sorry about your murderous loaf, OP.
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Jun 27, 2020 17:35
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Fray posted:I mean you should have known what you were getting when you bought Sandblaster (tm) Bread. I should have known when the label had a grit rating.
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Jun 27, 2020 17:37
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i can completely empathize, op. lately all the sliced bread I've bought has been stale before I even opened it.
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Jun 27, 2020 17:37
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This is bread not made from whole wheat, but rather, from whole cheat.  
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Jun 27, 2020 17:38
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Extra Large Marge posted:"Dave Dahl (born January 12, 1963) is an American entrepreneur, known for co-founding Dave's Killer Bread. Prior to it, he had served a total of over 15 years in prison for multiple offenses including drug distribution, burglary, armed robbery, and assault." Can it really be Dave’s Killer Bread if the only thing he didn’t go to jail for was murder?
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Jun 27, 2020 17:39
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MoonshineWilly posted:Can it really be Dave’s Killer Bread if the only thing he didn’t go to jail for was murder? That's what the glass is for!!!!
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Jun 27, 2020 17:41
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