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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I hope so

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Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal
A game that involves people touching, spitting, bleeding and breathing all over each other? Probably not. But if all the stars align and the players can stay safe for the entire season, that would be cool. I just don't think it's gonna happen.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




No

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Watch a real team sport like DOTA2. Football is a relic of the past.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Pawn 17 posted:

Watch a real team sport like DOTA2. Football is a relic of the past.

:lol: DOTA 2 is for old people, it's Fortnight now. Everything's Fortnight. All the kids are playing Fortnight.

Fortnight.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Wanted By Weed posted:

A game that involves people touching, spitting, bleeding and breathing all over each other? Probably not. But if all the stars align and the players can stay safe for the entire season, that would be cool. I just don't think it's gonna happen.

Ladanian Tomlinson had that kick rear end mask, maybe everyone gets a clear one like that? I知 worried that you池e right though

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The NFL will try to make it happen, and then a bunch of dudes will get sick in training camp and then they'll end up calling it off.

It's like the way all those dumb states opened up and now their COVID cases are increasing exponentially and they're just going to close things again.

hosed up but true.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

LabyaMynora posted:

:lol: DOTA 2 is for old people, it's Fortnight now. Everything's Fortnight. All the kids are playing Fortnight.

Fortnight.

floss dance

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I think my mass effect is broken

Wanted By Weed posted:

A game that involves people touching, spitting, bleeding and breathing all over each other? Probably not. But if all the stars align and the players can stay safe for the entire season, that would be cool. I just don't think it's gonna happen.

New Zealand have got professional rugby union up and running, with crowds and everything. But, this came after the spread of Covid-19 was managed and brought under control.

It痴 a similar story in Australia, where rugby league has restarted and rugby union will be restarting this weekend.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
americans want to bathe in the blood of their countrymen always, so it's probably on brother :911:

Flunky
Jan 2, 2014

city name sports team is more cancelled than ever before i'm afraid to say

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Football generates so much money that everything possible will be done and every risk taken to ensure it happens. NCAA might be canceled early if a kid or two ends up in the hospital with it though.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sweet we get to tell them that they dont get to have the nfl this year because they were too :qq: to wear a mask

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal

let it mellow posted:

Ladanian Tomlinson had that kick rear end mask, maybe everyone gets a clear one like that? I知 worried that you池e right though

Cool masks are good and all, but it's hard to argue with 35 Clemson players getting positive tests. And it's not even the preseason yet.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

gary oldmans diary posted:

sweet we get to tell them that they dont get to have the nfl this year because they were too :qq: to wear a mask

One thing I have observed is the :qq: are very even handed and prepared to admit their mistakes.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
No loving Lowtax?

Yeah, looks like it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They will be rioting in the streets without football OP.

Oh wait... gently caress.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

let's hope not

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They will be rioting in the streets without football OP.

Oh wait... gently caress.

:yeshaha:

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

training camps are scheduled to open as planned so it looks like they'll try business as usual

not sure about spectators, but seeing how the rona's been handled there might just be some season ticket slots opening up!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i don't actually give a single gently caress about the NFL OP

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I知 more sure we値l have NFL in some capacity than I am that we値l have elections.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

sweet we get to tell them that they dont get to have the nfl this year because they were too :qq: to wear a mask

lol

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

General Dog posted:

I知 more sure we値l have NFL in some capacity than I am that we値l have elections.

my 70 year old mom came over today for my sister in laws birthday (we social distanced and had it outside)

she actually said she was afraid trump was going to try to delay the elections and I was like.... surely that wouldn't work?

how can you say that covid is no big deal for 3 months then pretend like it's not safe to vote?

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

lmao imagine your self worth coming from watching millionaires running around throwing a ball hahahaha holy poo poo

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87QbBaNYAXM

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYDkKmJzJE

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Wendigee posted:

i don't actually give a single gently caress about the NFL OP

Same.

more my style.
https://youtu.be/xYxQR5haqTs

2020 postponed till October :mad:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Maybe that's how we'll get more people to turn on Trump. Let them know the NFL is being cancelled because we stopped worrying about Corona too soon to preserve Trumps' lovely poll numbers.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
the NLF said all players will be regularly tested and quarantined and im sure a bunch of roided out millionaires in the prime of their lives with a girl in every city will stick to it

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Maybe that's how we'll get more people to turn on Trump. Let them know the NFL is being cancelled because we stopped worrying about Corona too soon to preserve Trumps' lovely poll numbers.

You know Trump will claim that he's trying to get the games back and spout some bullshit about calling the owners personally and telling them to get the players back on the field for the good of the country and we need to reopen and the football games need to be played and blah blah blah.

You also know that his supporters will go along with whatever he spews irregardless of the facts.

Nice thought though!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Maybe. It's a bit early to say for sure. Ask again in 2 months.

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
They should make it flag football and all the macho dudes have to wear those dainty little flag belts from elementary school and the linebackers can稚 touch each other and have to stay 2 yards apart and the only thing they can do is try and grab a flag if one of the running backs runs by.

Or eliminate running plays all together and make it so only passing plays are allowed. And replace the football with one of those ergonomic ball things that has an arrow-end on one side and stretch the field to 200 yards and let the QB痴 throw super long bombs.

Would be better than what we have now.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Remember when the NFL owners wouldn't let Trump in to their club? That was pretty funny.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Has anyone gotten passively aggressively mad about sports because they're still mad they got picked last in gym class every time for being a huge nerd yet or not, thats always a classic go-to

420 20
Apr 21, 2020
NFL= not fuckin likely

420 20
Apr 21, 2020
Hopefully nobody is getting paid either

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

420 20 posted:

Hopefully nobody is getting paid either

Why?

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

nfl will not happen. pornhub will make beefcakey gay porn free or reduced price. everyone will win.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
tom brady will defeat covid on the gridiron

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