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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Which one of you dorks just has hundreds of feet of cat5 or whatever and wants to just give me a hundred feet or so?

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I do but you have to come collect it yourself.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

why get a 100' ethernet cable when i've got 100mm for you right here?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The ones I have aren't that long

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bronze Fonz posted:

I do but you have to come collect it yourself.



Just grab big arm loads and shove them into a box. :shrug:

Hell Yeah posted:

why get a 100' ethernet cable when i've got 100mm for you right here?

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The ones I have aren't that long

Well, do they at least last a little while???

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
No

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Literally A Person posted:

Just grab big arm loads and shove them into a box. :shrug:

I would but I lost both arms in a freak pontoon accident, I've explained this before.
Getting my crooked penis prosthetics installed next week though!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Sorry, they don't make ethernet cables that long, maximum 5 ft lengths with a router in between. so 20 routers.

I should know, I'm an IT EXPERT!!!

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Literally A Person posted:

Can I have a 100' ethernet cable?

I dunno, CAN you?


:smug:

cnut
May 3, 2016

Sent

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Mighty Moltres posted:

I dunno, CAN you?


:smug:

:boom::vince::boom:





If it sweetens the pot this 100' ethernet cable will allow me to make a sweet new thread just for you goons!!!

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
poo poo, the longest I have is 75'.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

for like $13 yeah man

it doesn't look like pink is available though, kind of a dealbreaker

https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=4974

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redgubbinz posted:

for like $13 yeah man

it doesn't look like pink is available though, kind of a dealbreaker

https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=4974

Of course I could just buy it but that's not the point of this thread. I want it free. And to at some point be handled by some goon's sweaaty nerd hands.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Literally A Person posted:

Of course I could just buy it but that's not the point of this thread. I want it free. And to at some point be handled by some goon's sweaaty nerd hands.

I'm tempted to buy it and then ship it to my house and take a pic of it just to say, "I have one and I'm NOT giving it to you."

Seriously, dude, $13.19.

EDIT: OMG THE PURPLE ONE IS JUST $9.90!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LabyaMynora posted:

I'm tempted to buy it and then ship it to my house and take a pic of it just to say, "I have one and I'm NOT giving it to you."

Seriously, dude, $13.19.

Exactly, surely some goon would send me something with such a low monetary value out of a sense of community and goonlove.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

does it have to be hand-sweat? my hands are usually pretty dry but the ol' gooch gets fairly tropical this time of year

just think about it, 100' of vinegary, slightly moist cable

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

redgubbinz posted:

does it have to be hand-sweat? my hands are usually pretty dry but the ol' gooch gets fairly tropical this time of year

just think about it, 100' of vinegary, slightly moist cable

This would please me, yes.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




What about rear end sweat? What if someone got real sweaty and then ran 100' of ethernet cable in between their buttcheeks before sending it to you?

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

sorry, op. i only have 100' lengths of fiber. my posts are pure light, they may never be converted into electrical signals.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

LabyaMynora posted:

What about rear end sweat? What if someone got real sweaty and then ran 100' of ethernet cable in between their buttcheeks before sending it to you?

It's going into my anus

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

LabyaMynora posted:

What about rear end sweat? What if someone got real sweaty and then ran 100' of ethernet cable in between their buttcheeks before sending it to you?

I would worry about the extremely strange rash they would get from doing so.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

start the patreon

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Lol get trenchin dork

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Statutory Ape posted:

start the patreon

Can I? Like legitimately, could I go set up a patreon for like $30?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Sent it to you via PM, Literally a Person

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




If you can wait a week and a half I'll buy you the cable thing, I owe it to you.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

sticksy posted:

Sent it to you via PM, Literally a Person

Oh poo poo, thanks. I'll close the thread....

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

Bronze Fonz posted:

If you can wait a week and a half I'll buy you the cable thing, I owe it to you.



Bronize!!! LOLOLOLOL

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I used to have one but don't think I have it anymore I haven't seen it since several moves ago does that help

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bronze Fonz posted:

If you can wait a week and a half I'll buy you the cable thing, I owe it to you.



Lmao

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Gonna be tempting as gently caress to order you the wrong kind but I'll try and resist.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bronze Fonz posted:

Gonna be tempting as gently caress to order you the wrong kind but I'll try and resist.

Get him a one thousand foot cable

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

I used to have one but don't think I have it anymore I haven't seen it since several moves ago does that help

Yeah, a little.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


I'm also, no joke, getting "Literally a 100' Hose' today.
You can borrow that as well.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

I'm also, no joke, getting "Literally a 100' Hose' today.
You can borrow that as well.

As a garden nerd I know that 100' hose day is a magical day.

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013

Is this good enough

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Spagghentleman posted:


Is this good enough

Not really impressing me with your size here.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Literally A Person posted:

Not really impressing me with your size here.

That's because it was taken with a telephoto lens.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Spagghentleman posted:


Is this good enough

Hi there. I don't know if anyone has told you this before but you are absolutely gorgeous. What's your discord username?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bronze Fonz posted:

That's because it was taken with a telephoto lens.

Yeah, I've heard that before :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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