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Zesty posted:I will chain probe all the hilarious loss references for the duration of my month. I am sorry you lost your sense of humor in a horrible transporter accident, OP.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 15:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 02:18 |
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double post or whatever, but here's my mspaint comic
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 05:56 |
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outrageous, unfair, etc Congrats! I'd like to be the first one to be probed by our new IK.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 18:21 |
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FunkyAl posted:Okay but you gotta earn it, insult me or something I care about or something. Call the star wars prequels bad You didn't even probe me first, I demand a recount too! If I was an IK I'd probe me first. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 19:31 |
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This is Jimmy. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS enterprise. Riiiiiiiiiiight ooon. then they sexed I'll actually write something
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 01:18 |
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I'mma just drop this here for everyone's perusal. Also I'll use at least 5 words from that list.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 06:30 |
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FunkyAl posted:incidentally my time as IK is drawing to a close, so if anyone has any requests for incomprehensible rules, now is the time Probate everyone with an avatar avatar for six hours with the mspaints from the avatarnish thread. Also I'm finalizing mine now, expect a double post. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 03:55 |
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Theme Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysrg7joWrxk My ears perked almost before I heard it. "Tychus God drat Findlay!" Oooh how I wish I had a cigar. I ain't no angel, but there are some things you can't take back. Like giving up cigars on a dumb promise. "That smells nasty. What is that armor made out of, poo poo?" "Well if it ain't Marcus Fenix himself! Still prattlin' 'bout what people wear." I sauntered in to the bar like I owned the place. drat kids started smirking behind their poison. Ehh, to hell with it, I was in a good mood. I walked up to the jukebox and punched in some music Mama would like. Time to needle Marcus again. "Y'know I'll never get over how cute your guns are. Does it still not come in blue? Or bigger?" "No, and no. Even if it did, you'd just cut your own drat head off with the blades." I sat down in the musty bar, with Marcus takin' a seat next to me. He looked worried. "I could smell you from a mile away. Still no luck?" "Nah." I knocked on my breastplate. "That bastard Mengsk paid good money for this poo poo. I'm just glad it ain't killin' me no more." Funny how things happen. One minute I'm lootin' some trains with this kid, the next minute I'm gettin' lectured by the biggest asspull ever shat out this side of the sector. Add a sprinkle of bullshit, some good ol' fashioned backstabbing and some pro-toss fuckery and wham, poo poo's spittin' me out like one of them nydus worms on this god forsaken planet. Almost shat my bricks in my armor the first I hear it the planet's name, Sera. Confused it with Sarah. Funny how old names can still make you jump. poo poo was weirder than some ghost ops bullshit. Humans not comin' from earth, zerg but not zerg. Killin's in my blood, and Marcus and his boys were in trouble. We finally rolled over them grubs though, and now some of us are fidgetin'. Marcus slidin' me a glass woke me up from reminiscin'. "You look like you're gonna need this." "Hell, it's about drat time." Out of one bloody fight, into another. Opened up my drat eyes, though. I don't owe none to nothin', but still, seein' another one of them eggheads messin' with some boys pissed me enough to get out of my funk. I was finally free from some egghead's schemes, years sittin' on my freezin' rear end, galaxy spannin' bullshit and somethin' clicked. Maybe it's my regrets with Jimmy. I downed my drink. "That's what daddy likes." Marcus rolled his eyes at that as usual. I've been a bad, bad man. But Mama always said devil gets his due. I guess I got mine, an' his name is Marcus Fenix.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 05:15 |
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My reign shall be... something, I guess!
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 08:46 |
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Still waiting for the button hand-off ceremony. I also have a surprise for all the other entries, but I'mma run that by Roth real quick...
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 10:18 |
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Welp, I guess I should do the needful. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 20:17 |
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As my reign is coming to a close and as it's my birthday today, I have to ask, ye denizens of Sci Fi WiFi, any last probations you want to see?
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 21:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 02:18 |
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Roth posted:It's CainFortea Congrats! Now hit me when you finally get your button. HIT ME! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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