[MAFIA] Sealab Mafia

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Do you want the moustache on, or off?

Too bad.

Welcome to Sealab Mafia, a 13 player game of fun and adventure.

The Rules
All standard mafia rules apply. Please don't make me go through the effort of finding that ruleset someone else wrote and copy-pasting it here. You guys know the rules. If you actually don't know the rules, ask me.

Don't Be A Dick
That rule is very important, though, so I typed it out myself. Now, of all times, is no time to be dicks to one another. As much as this is a game of calling each other idiots in the name of fun, I don't want to see any personal attacks or making one another feel bad, god drat it. The world is awful. The forums are teetering on the edge. Be nice.

Public Knowledge You Can All Have
Town win condition: "You win when all threats to the town are eliminated."
Mafia win condition: "You win when the mafia controls at least 50% of the vote."

Deadlines
I'm planning on 48 hour gamedays with 24 hour nights. We'll see how that goes in practice.

Is This Game Balanced

If you are interested, please join the discord and post in this thread.

Player List

Dead Cow
DGK2000 (DGK/Lord/He)
GenericGirlName
got off on a technicality
JOHN CENA
Jose Valasquez (he/him/his)
Kashuno
nerox
Retro Futurist (He/him/opop)
SalTheBard (He and / or Them)
Sandwolf (He/Him)
spacing in vienna (she, her)
Spoonsy (he/him/his)

Replacement List
chaoslord

Votecount

Results
Day 1: DGK2000, Town Mason Recruiter, was executed
Night 1: Retro Futurist, Town Lorecop, was bizarro-beamed
Day 2: Nobody was executed
Night 2: Nerox, Town Vanilla, was bizarro-beamed

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 12, 2020

# ? Jun 30, 2020 15:42

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:39

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Replacement list. I'm really sad this is running now and not at a time when Birb and I could both play and we could be an unconfirmed mason team of Bizarro Stormy and Regular Stormy, as the two resident sealab fans

# ? Jun 30, 2020 15:46

Spoonsy: Dec 6, 2005; Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.; Grimey Drawer

THE TRUE MEANING OF ALVIS IS DRINKING. DRINKING AND REVENGE. AND SIGNING UP FOR THIS GAME

Spoonsy fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 30, 2020

# ? Jun 30, 2020 15:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

chaoslord posted:

Replacement list. I'm really sad this is running now and not at a time when Birb and I could both play and we could be an unconfirmed mason team of Bizarro Stormy and Regular Stormy, as the two resident sealab fans

I'm sorry!

# ? Jun 30, 2020 15:55

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

I'm on this like (white) Debby trying to get a babydaddy.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 17:43

nerox: May 20, 2001

I will form a cadre of Martian knights charged with enforcing Martian law in this game.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:21

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Hello

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:40

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

I just want some loving stimutax.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:44

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

spacing in vienna posted:

I'm on this like (white) Debby trying to get a babydaddy.

So true story:

There is this tag team called the Gym Nasty Boys. They are awesome, one guy is White (White Mike, literally his name) and the other guy is Black (Timmy Lou Retton). So after the show was over I was talking to them and I go "Hey I think that's great that you just let him (motioned to Timmy) be Mike and you took White Mike. Very progressive!" But it ended up coming off horribly racist to the point where I messaged them on Twitter privately to apologize.

# ? Jun 30, 2020 18:47

DGK2000: May 3, 2007; Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

Sure just don't tip over a vending machine on me

# ? Jun 30, 2020 19:19

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

# ? Jun 30, 2020 20:52

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Please make me Marduk or Tiamat please

# ? Jun 30, 2020 21:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

If you are signed up, please remember to come aimlessly hang out in the discord while we wait for six more people, as that's where roles will be distributed.

# ? Jul 1, 2020 06:59

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

BIZARRO I LOVE YOU
BIZARRO I LOVE YOU

I'M HELPING
I'M HELPING
I'M HELPING YOU

loving hell people sign up for this game so I can be a Bizarro already

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

spacing in vienna posted:

BIZARRO I LOVE YOU
BIZARRO I LOVE YOU

I'M HELPING
I'M HELPING
I'M HELPING YOU

loving hell people sign up for this game so I can be a Bizarro already

please sign up

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:21

GenericGirlName: Apr 10, 2012; Why did you post that?

Ive been bullied by SiV into joining, so now I must bully others into joining as well~

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:55

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

I remember watching this show on adult swim while high as a young teen

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:59

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

GenericGirlName posted:

Ive been bullied by SiV into joining, so now I must bully others into joining as well~

Yesssss

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:01

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

GenericGirlName posted:

Ive been bullied by SiV into joining, so now I must bully others into joining as well~

GGN and I are going to form a clique and be in thread masons just so everyone knows :h:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:01

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

spacing in vienna posted:

GGN and I are going to form a clique and be in thread masons just so everyone knows

Can I join too for fun animal picture posting?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:02

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

SalTheBard posted:

Yesssss

Sal obvs can join our clique as well

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:02

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

SalTheBard posted:

Can I join too for fun animal picture posting?

Lolllll jinx YESPLS

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:02

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

spacing in vienna posted:

Lolllll jinx YESPLS

It's almost like you knew exactly what I was thinking

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:03

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

Let me kick it off:

My Son experiencing Rabbits for Easter!

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:05

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

SalTheBard posted:

Let me kick it off:

My Son experiencing Rabbits for Easter!

EEEEEEEEE saljr with rabbits!!

this link should be two of my kitties who are either BFFs or madly in love

It should be a video unless I hosed up buuuut I might have

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:10

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

That is some catte action.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:17

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

SalTheBard posted:

That is some catte action.

They do this several times a day. It's loving great

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

SalTheBard posted:

Let me kick it off:

My Son experiencing Rabbits for Easter!

And also discovering finger guns, apparently. Eyyyyyyyy

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:28

SalTheBard: Jan 26, 2005; I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!; Fallen Rib

CapnAndy posted:

And also discovering finger guns, apparently. Eyyyyyyyy

I like to think he's going "LOOK AT THESE loving RABBITS!"

# ? Jul 2, 2020 21:29

got off on a technicality: Feb 7, 2007; oh dear

I'd like to join

It's been many years since my last game but I hope that's ok

# ? Jul 4, 2020 01:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

got off on a technicality posted:

I'd like to join

It's been many years since my last game but I hope that's ok

Fine by me!

# ? Jul 4, 2020 05:06

Dead Cow: Nov 4, 2009; Passion makes the world go round.
Love just makes it a safer place.

I�m in! Though I don�t remember this show well, I was probably injecting marijuanas at the time

# ? Jul 4, 2020 20:38

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

john cena is a marine biologist

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:39

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

kashuno we're gonna hunt you for sport

# ? Jul 6, 2020 00:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

With one more person needed before we start, now seems like a good time to remind you all to get in the discord if you haven't, as that's where roles will be handed out.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 02:56

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

ok fine I'll do it

# ? Jul 6, 2020 03:05

DGK2000: May 3, 2007; Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

Confirming that I rock

# ? Jul 6, 2020 03:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Everyone in the discord should now have recieved their roles. Everyone else should get in the discord so we can start this thing tomorrow please.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 03:29

DGK2000: May 3, 2007; Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

CapnAndy posted:

Everyone in the discord should now have recieved their roles. Everyone else should get in the discord so we can start this thing tomorrow please.

Too late I'm starting it now ##vote Sandwolf as is custom.

# ? Jul 6, 2020 03:34

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:39

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

DGK do you ever worry about someone replacing you with a robot facsimile?

# ? Jul 6, 2020 04:08

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