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I have my finger on the pulse of youth because I am a pediatric nurse and I'm sorry to say they are dying and only through the power of newspaper funny pages can they be revived. I volunteer my services. |
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Jul 1, 2020 03:02
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Jul 1, 2020 03:30
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Jul 1, 2020 04:00
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hello classicist i would like to participate please thank you
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Jul 1, 2020 04:17
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altered angles is about a man traveling the psychoverse, ever changing from the man who trips he's a cat and the cat who imagines he's a man
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Jul 1, 2020 04:23
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this strip is having difficulty finding papers that will run it, but i'm fighting for it in every meeting i'm in. i'm saying "find me a paper that will run owlhawk's strip or i walk." |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:01
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the new rex morgan is doing big numbers in initial focus testing groups. audiences cited his no-nonsense approach to medicine as one appealing aspect of the strip, and further went on to say "in these trying times". |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:04
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cda posted:I didn't intend to sign up but sometimes fate has plans for us that we know not of, so hit me with one it's ok. i'm not asking for a big commitment from you. i just need you to adopt a wayward strip. graft it into your life like a new organ in your body. live it, breathe it, and produce 7 strips a week for the next 40 years. until your sense of humor, your worldview, and every wry observation on every day life that you have ever had have been wrung out of you 3 times over, seeping into the american subconcious like ink on newsprint. and at the end of it the nation will hate you. they will throw you on the trash pile with garfield and cathy. unwanted and unappreciated and put out to pasture like the last schmuck who wrote this strip. and the strip is sky masters by dave wood and jack kirby. |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:12
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Finger Prince posted:I have my finger on the pulse of youth because I am a pediatric nurse and I'm sorry to say they are dying and only through the power of newspaper funny pages can they be revived. I volunteer my services. your can-do attitude has earned you a crack at young hobby club by cappy dick. very little is known about this strip, so don't expect this to be an easy nut to crack. |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:14
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syndication just called me out of bed at 3 am for an emergency meeting. they're pulling you off of backbench. they said "it was a mistake to put manifisto on backbench. he's a wildcard, and a provacateur." they are reassigning you to the home front by frank adams. |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:18
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City of Glompton posted:hello classicist i would like to participate please thank you you have been giving the exciting opportunity to work with the drago ip from burne hogarth. |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:24
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Heather Papps posted:altered angles is about a man traveling the psychoverse, ever changing from the man who trips he's a cat and the cat who imagines he's a man this new direction for the strip is resonating with a number of high-value demographics. the animated strips are more expensive to print, but syndication told me "if these analytics are accurate, we don't care what it costs to print the drat thing." lol they love analytics over in syndication. |
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Jul 1, 2020 08:27
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That which has been vamped, I offer to vamp again |
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Jul 1, 2020 14:57
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google THIS posted:That which has been vamped, I offer to vamp again you're being tasked with sweeney & son by al posen. |
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Jul 1, 2020 15:11
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i'm down at the presses this morning to see that the first batch of funnies comes out a-ok. the presses are really howling and comics are up up up. everyone here is in good spirits. even some of the newspaper accountants in the little green visors, who are usually posessed of such a cloudy disposition had a smile on their face this morning. hear that? it's print news starting to heal.
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Jul 1, 2020 15:22
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Jul 1, 2020 15:39
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Jul 1, 2020 15:42
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I'm both hip and cool and modern, down with the gen-xrs. give me something old and stale |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:00
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Fredrik1 posted:I'm both hip and cool and modern, down with the gen-xrs. give me something old and stale please take good care of peaches, queen of the universe by sam hurt |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:30
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thank you for the sticky. tell all your friends about the work we are doing here. |
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Jul 1, 2020 17:31
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posting smiling posted:i'm down at the presses this morning to see that the first batch of funnies comes out a-ok. the presses are really howling and comics are up up up. everyone here is in good spirits. even some of the newspaper accountants in the little green visors, who are usually posessed of such a cloudy disposition had a smile on their face this morning. hear that? it's print news starting to heal. lol posting smiling posted:syndication just called me out of bed at 3 am for an emergency meeting. serves them right. I mean, come on, canada? why bother? (happy canada day  )
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Jul 1, 2020 17:39
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posting smiling posted:how it works: post itt to receive your assignment. i will choose a random comic strip and link you the wikipedia article. using what you learn in the article, modernize the strip concept. post an example strip itt. if you need to do a multi part story you can post multiple strips as long as you remember that nobody likes it when comic strips do that. if you post your strip on sunday it has to be in color. i wasnt aware this was a place for..... "yewth", but i guess so huh im in!!! alexandriao fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:14
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posting smiling posted:they are reassigning you to the home front by frank adams. 
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Jul 1, 2020 19:15
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alexandriao posted:i wasnt aware this was a place for..... "yewth", but i guess so huh see if you can come up with anything for mandrake the magician by lee falk. |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:28
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posting smiling posted:this strip is having difficulty finding papers that will run it, but i'm fighting for it in every meeting i'm in. i'm saying "find me a paper that will run owlhawk's strip or i walk." i appreciate that. i'm proud to be working with you to help rejuvenate the funny pages. should we cast a wide net (give me another comic) or really mine this vein (adopt 'the in kids', graft it into my life like a new organ in my body, live it, breathe it, produce 7 strips a week for the next 40 years until my sense of humor, my worldview, and every wry observation on every day life that i have ever had have been wrung out of me 3 times over)
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Jul 1, 2020 19:28
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orwell has been thoroughly lampooned. syndication approves! |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:30
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owlhawk911 posted:i appreciate that. i'm proud to be working with you to help rejuvenate the funny pages. should we cast a wide net (give me another comic) or really mine this vein (adopt 'the in kids', graft it into my life like a new organ in my body, live it, breathe it, produce 7 strips a week for the next 40 years until my sense of humor, my worldview, and every wry observation on every day life that i have ever had have been wrung out of me 3 times over) the choice is yours. in one hand i am offering you the "in" kids and all the burden that its knowledge will entail. but you can still back out. in the other hand i am offering tom and jerry, a simple two dimensional comic strip about a cartoon cat. the choice is yours. (red pill blue pill situation) |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:35
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Jul 1, 2020 19:42
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please assign me a job boss!
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Jul 1, 2020 19:44
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vanisher posted:please assign me a job boss! your aptitudes make you a perfect fit for professor phumble by bill yates. |
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Jul 1, 2020 19:49
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yeah why not I can make an unfunny property unfunny |
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Jul 1, 2020 20:44
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posting smiling posted:please take good care of peaches, queen of the universe by sam hurt I know it's not technically the correct comic but I think we can rebrand the eyebeam character 
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Jul 1, 2020 20:56
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 All I could find were endless comics that made the same joke about how women were inferior what a wild ride e: actually now I'm going to rewrite one completely so it makes it seem the opposite vanisher fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jul 1, 2020 |
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Jul 1, 2020 22:11
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Guys I think I messed up I did the wrong strip by the same cartoonist and I'm not sure if this is the correct youth angle I forgot the assignment I'm sorry I hosed up ...or did I? 
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Jul 1, 2020 22:28
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google THIS posted:Guys I think I messed up I did the wrong strip by the same cartoonist and I'm not sure if this is the correct youth angle I forgot the assignment I'm sorry I hosed up holy lol
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Jul 1, 2020 22:46
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Fredrik1 posted:I know it's not technically the correct comic but I think we can rebrand the eyebeam character google THIS posted:Guys I think I messed up I did the wrong strip by the same cartoonist and I'm not sure if this is the correct youth angle I forgot the assignment I'm sorry I hosed up whether or not something is the right comic or wrong comic is immaterial. all the people from back then are dead now. as for the content of the strips, the beer stuff is not being well received (seltzer is in this season). the fish blowjob on the other hand is a certified hit and is getting a lot of play in the alt weeklies. |
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Jul 1, 2020 23:10
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vanisher posted:
that's a big part of the reason we've been asked to do this. bill yates got cancelled, as has every cartoonist circa 1909-1992. |
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Jul 1, 2020 23:12
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vanisher posted:
Umm. That's like 93% of all comics from the 1920s -1970s. And the percentages don't go down a lot outside that range.
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Jul 2, 2020 02:11
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this is right my alley so I will volunteer to help rejuvenate the funky pages but I most definitely won't be able to do it until the weekend
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