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sticksy posted:What is this "sex" everyone keeps talking about It's when you check to see whether the baby chicken is a boy or girl.
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This seems like an easy problem to solve: Bronze Fonz, go get some sex. Be sure to keep the receipt in case anyone needs you to prove you got a sex (and I think you can write it off on your taxes too!) Remember, you can get original sex or extra crispy. Both are good!
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Muscle Wizard posted:bro (ungendered) it was really well shot. like incredibly. the entire time i watched it i was like holy poo poo....this shot is soo good...whoa the they actually made Sexy Notebook Guy's car look like he lives in it like my 2006 honda accord....this is sick...but then i remembered the goofy rear end 'villain' and the fact that every scene starts after like 5 minutes of slow panning over a really sick shot and also that the plot doesnt matter and that deckard is entirely shoehorned in. I actually still don't "get" what happened fully because it was, frankly, in fact and ACTUALLY, so good that it just hasn't just set in yet I believe. Like does he die at the end? IDK? Was he actually special? IDK It doesn't seem like it when he finds out his memories aren't special but it's not shown if everyone has a wood horsie and I feel like that's important??? Decks are made out of wood and Deckard starts with Deck that is a real connection.
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Jul 1, 2020 13:56
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have we gelded this creature yet
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LabyaMynora posted:No. Sex is horrible and gross, and no one should ever do it. Sex is basically shoving things into slimy holes until someone slimes all over another.
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Jul 1, 2020 15:36
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Sex is basically shoving things into slimy holes until someone slimes all over another.  Musluk posted:Prove it Read the post I just quoted. I'm never having sex again. 
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:Sex is basically shoving things into slimy holes until someone slimes all over another. Haha it SURE is guys! Man it sure is sticky and slimey when I have sex we both have to shower after am...am I r...right you guys?? HAHA! Not that Bronze Fonz would know, but I would! I have SEX.
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Jul 1, 2020 16:12
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Big Beef City posted:Haha it SURE is guys! hmmm.............................
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Jul 1, 2020 16:16
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Big Beef City posted:Haha it SURE is guys! How the gently caress am I called a virgin when I speak french and have a literal pussy scratcher growing under my lips and this fucko right there can just post this and nobody's calling him a virgin? Do I have to gently caress someone right here in front of you to prove it because I will and I'll be streaming Blade Runner at the same time!
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Jul 1, 2020 16:21
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Sid Vicious posted:lol he a virgin he never had sex with a woman or man what a nerd PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST POSTER!!! PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST POSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mahdz
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Jul 1, 2020 16:24
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Bronze Fonz posted:Do I have to gently caress someone right here in front of you to prove it because I will and I'll be streaming Blade Runner at the same time! 
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Jul 1, 2020 16:25
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Sex is like Nickelodeon gak and a whoopie cushion on the edge of a cliff.......
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Jul 1, 2020 16:27
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Bronze Fonz posted:How the gently caress am I called a virgin when I speak french and have a literal pussy scratcher growing under my lips 
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Jul 1, 2020 16:33
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Glenn Quebec posted:Sex is like Nickelodeon gak and a whoopie cushion on the edge of a cliff....... 
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Jul 1, 2020 16:34
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I'll scratch yours.
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Jul 1, 2020 16:34
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Bronze Fonz posted:I'll scratch yours. don't scratch me
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Jul 1, 2020 16:40
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Bronze Fonz posted:How the gently caress am I called a virgin when I speak french and have a literal pussy scratcher growing under my lips and this fucko right there can just post this and nobody's calling him a virgin? Fire up Netflix, I can prove a point and solve your problem at the same time bigboi.
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Jul 1, 2020 16:40
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This has gone too far for too long. I'm gonna gently caress every single one of you. Lil' Swamp Booger Baby gets a pass because I think that's enough loving for one person.
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Jul 1, 2020 16:42
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Bronze Fonz posted:This has gone too far for too long. like one on one or orgy style. there is no in between.
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Jul 1, 2020 17:54
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Bronze Fonz posted:This has gone too far for too long. Hey just checking in, if you’re actually still a virgin just wanted to say it’s more important that you trust the person and feel like they respect you than it is for you to see a lasting future with them.
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Thanks for the advice, I think I'll wait until I feel ready. This peer pressure bullshit is not healthy at all!
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Jul 1, 2020 19:38
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Don't forget the part about the tea ceremony and the candle. I almost hosed that part up real bad when it was my time, you don't want to mess up the ceremony and the candle.
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Jul 1, 2020 19:39
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I didn't realize the Dark Brotherhood had to be involved, ok now I'm horny as gently caress.
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sticksy posted:What is this "sex" everyone keeps talking about step 1: stick your finger in the butt of someone you like (with permission!!!) did they pee? You just had sex! They didn't pee? Consider whether or not this is a partnership that you want to maintain.
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Jul 1, 2020 20:20
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Rumor has it that Sid Vicious is just being a bitch because Bronze Fonz didn't swallow.
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BigBadSteve posted:Rumor has it that Sid Vicious is just being a bitch because Bronze Fonz didn't swallow. chivalry is dead
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Jul 1, 2020 21:37
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Mods please close thread and delete this comment so the thread ends on that fire TIA
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Jul 1, 2020 21:53
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:step 1: stick your finger in the butt of someone you like (with permission!!!) Dang. I didn't know I was doing sex so wrong the whole time.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Dang. I didn't know I was doing sex so wrong the whole time. Turns out I've been doing it right all along.
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Jul 1, 2020 23:31
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hey byob is over there --->
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I think bronze can get the sex
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Jul 5, 2020 06:53
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Mrs. Sexual posted:I think bronze can get the sex 
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Jul 5, 2020 08:47
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bronze fonz jacks off his fat cock with both hands at once and after he cums all over his fists he just washes his hands off in the sink for a few seconds and lets the cement-cum just sit in the bottom of the sink without washing it down the drain with the spray nozzle on the faucet
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Jul 5, 2020 09:03
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If you have had sex you get perma'd. Good job falling for the honeypot suckers!
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Jul 5, 2020 09:06
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AHH F/UGH posted:bronze fonz jacks off his fat cock with both hands at once and after he cums all over his fists he just washes his hands off in the sink for a few seconds and lets the cement-cum just sit in the bottom of the sink without washing it down the drain with the spray nozzle on the faucet why isn't this getting more attention
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Jul 5, 2020 09:10
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BF If you need advice you can contact me, the expert  I can use Google
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Jul 5, 2020 09:39
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Fonz is real cute and I bet he’d be real good at sex, if he had it. I, on the other hand do not
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Hey bf wanna charge some crystals with me Hit me up on discord
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