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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's true gently caress off bronze fonz

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

he's never had sex

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Crusty Nutsack posted:

well maybe he's so good at sex that everyone but himself is a disappointment

you ever think of that

Favorite poster spot overtaken again!


Hell Yeah posted:

it's true gently caress off bronze fonz

he's never had sex

I'm having sex right now as I type this with my cookie hand.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I heard he's never even hit a woman

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

Motherfucker posted:

I love 2 cum in nerd pusy

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Sid Vicious posted:

I heard he's never even hit a woman

we can be sure they've never watched the hit movie Blade Runner 2049

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Sid Vicious posted:

I heard he's never even hit a woman

:eyepop:

Is that why bronze supports lowtax so vehemently

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Having just recently watched Bladerunner 2049 for the first time myself I have to say I'm actually more upset about that revelation than his devotion to lifelong virginity and solemn oath to never touch another human being sexually in any manner.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




A sextape will soon be published and it will set the record straight.

Musluk
May 23, 2011



How many goats are in the sextape

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
The sextape will consist of him walking around cursing Lowtax and showing off the burn-it-downbonfire.gif

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Musluk posted:

How many goats are in the sextape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJFJFCBd2s is a preview but spoiler alert it contains the moneyshot

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I had sex with my wife this morning it was cool 5/5 would do it again

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Glenn Quebec posted:

The sextape will consist of him walking around cursing Lowtax and showing off the burn-it-downbonfire.gif

Wait, how do you guys gently caress?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bronze Fonz posted:

Wait, how do you guys gently caress?

Very carefully, OP.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I had a sneaky suspicions this guy never hosed before. disgusting. at least he smells good I guess

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Motherfucker posted:

I love 2 cum in nerd pusy

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

I had sex with my wife this morning it was cool 5/5 would do it again

Nice.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ok everyone please calm down I'm sure beloved forums poster bronze fonze has plenty of sex with his genitals of choice. I never doubted ya bud

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Nooner posted:

I had sex with my wife this morning it was cool 5/5 would do it again

Gross!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

ok everyone please calm down I'm sure beloved forums poster bronze fonze has plenty of sex with his genitals of choice. I never doubted ya bud

Thank you and my genitals smell good too.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Bronze Fonz has never had sex, he's only ever done frottage.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Reminder that palpatine had a big cum in a woman to make a woman who then made Rey palpatine Skywalker

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Glenn Quebec posted:

Reminder that palpatine had a big cum in a woman to make a woman who then made Rey palpatine Skywalker

are you saying that bronze fonz is palpatine or rey's grandma

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Thank you and my genitals smell good too.

That's not what Sid told me this morning.

That's right Sid is trying to incept all of us to cover up his shameful affair with the man who hasn't seen Blade Runner 2049 or played Halo!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Oh my god no my secret is out...abort mission abort mission please release the cyanide capsule I repeat they know release the suicide capsule

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
blade runner 2049 wasnt that good. it was really well shot but you cant make a movie out of good shots (they tried its called blade runner 2049)

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Muscle Wizard posted:

blade runner 2049 wasnt that good. it was really well shot but you cant make a movie out of good shots (they tried its called blade runner 2049)

hey buddy, about this movie you merely tolerated...... I freaking loved it

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

hey buddy, about this movie you merely tolerated...... I freaking loved it

bro (ungendered) it was really well shot. like incredibly. the entire time i watched it i was like holy poo poo....this shot is soo good...whoa the they actually made Sexy Notebook Guy's car look like he lives in it like my 2006 honda accord....this is sick...but then i remembered the goofy rear end 'villain' and the fact that every scene starts after like 5 minutes of slow panning over a really sick shot and also that the plot doesnt matter and that deckard is entirely shoehorned in.

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo
remember when the bad guy is like 'i will show u what pain really is' and it entirely fell flat because the director forgot about setting up anything other than cool shots??? i do.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Should I try and make the sex tonight? I don't wanna get roasted like Fonz.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
So the argument is he's never had sex with a man or a woman, correct?

Well why focus on the negative, let's talk what he has had sex with.

Remember that scuba diving excursion and the incident with a beluga whale.

Or that time on that middle school field trip at the marshmallow factory and lost his balance and fell into the marshmallow hopper.

And we can't forget about his cum sock(s), I say it counts.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Muscle Wizard posted:

blade runner 2049 wasnt that good. it was really well shot but you cant make a movie out of good shots (they tried its called blade runner 2049)

Hey, hey, HEY!!! It also had a really good soundtrack...




...if you saw it in a theater.


Muscle Wizard posted:

but then i remembered the goofy rear end 'villain' and the fact that every scene starts after like 5 minutes of slow panning over a really sick shot and also that the plot doesnt matter and that deckard is entirely shoehorned in.

:hmmyes:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Derpies posted:

Should I try and make the sex tonight? I don't wanna get roasted like Fonz.

No. Sex is horrible and gross, and no one should ever do it.

Source: I've done it.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

So the argument is he's never had sex with a man or a woman, correct?

Well why focus on the negative, let's talk what he has had sex with.

Remember that scuba diving excursion and the incident with a beluga whale.

Or that time on that middle school field trip at the marshmallow factory and lost his balance and fell into the marshmallow hopper.

And we can't forget about his cum sock(s), I say it counts.

Finally a nice person around here. I appreciate this, thank you.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Muscle Wizard posted:

remember when the bad guy is like 'i will show u what pain really is' and it entirely fell flat because the director forgot about setting up anything other than cool shots??? i do.

tbh I dont even remember that line. I just remember how pretty it was. I watched it new years eve this year for the first time very inebriated. I thought it was 4 hours long it went on for so long.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I took my date to see the new Blade Runner and then we played some Halo, yet we didn't have sex. What the hell?

Musluk
May 23, 2011



LabyaMynora posted:

Source: I've done it.

Prove it

have sex with Bronze Fonz right now.

I'll bring the goat

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

tbh I dont even remember that line. I just remember how pretty it was. I watched it new years eve this year for the first time very inebriated. I thought it was 4 hours long it went on for so long.

it was so loving pretty dude. theres no shame in that.

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
What is this "sex" everyone keeps talking about

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