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nut


hello friend,

2020 has been tough on us all and it's only just half over!! But i do not think 2020 has to keep sucking the big 1 and, with my newly gained powers, i will try my best 2 do good. Today, where i live, is July's eve, or summer's eve on the gregorian calendar, a time of warmth and gross humidity and mosquitos but also hope. What excitment will i wake up to tomorrow, you might think? Well, first of all, Canada Day, but as it turns out, not just Canada Day.

My dumb and short reign is going 2 over lap with Summer Advent, a seasonal party. Friends told me hey do u know what advent is (I don't)? Do u know it traditionally has 25 days (I didn't)? Well gently caress it, we're doing all 31 baby. Every morning this month (EST), after I've had a coffee, we will crack open a small cardboard door on a calendar and find a bad prize.

Because it's not July just yet where I am, today I will simply leave this here on the mantle and u have to promise not to open any doors or shake it, it was expensive and I am poor.

xoxoxox

nut


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yes Yes YES

Manifisto




ok ok I'm not going to get overly excited for binder clips but I think, I *feel*, that it just might be binder clips

I'm so excited



amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Luvcow


i'm nervous

owlhawk911

Luvcow posted:

i'm nervous

it's driving me "nut"s



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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Orb keep our land
Glorious and chill
Bee Y Oh Bee we stand on guard for thee!
Bee Y Oh Bee we stand on guard for thee!

Luvcow


owlhawk911 posted:

it's driving me "nut"s



Barking Gecko posted:

Orb keep our land
Glorious and chill
Bee Y Oh Bee we stand on guard for thee!
Bee Y Oh Bee we stand on guard for thee!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




im not crying mom didn't smack my hand with a wooden spoon for trying to open a door early i spilled water on my face


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever

The Voice of Labor


is this the ik joke probe sub because the gimmick is kinda weird

City of Glompton




im excited

Stoner Sloth



thanks HP and grats nut!!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

Stooge


I'll take "things behind door number 1" for $500, nut

nut


The Voice of Labor posted:

is this the ik joke probe sub because the gimmick is kinda weird

oh no no no, but who knows what lies behind some of those doors

ok ok let me grab some brekkie and we can crack this thing open

Goons Are Great

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I think July 25th will be the most exciting one

nut


July 1

Happy July everyone! The summer is a powerful season about family love blah blahb lah blah lets crack this loving this open!!



Oooh, I see something, what did we get?







We got the Jeffie Cheez!

Rarity: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆
Occupation: Volunteer Firefighter
Pro-tip: Ha ha very cool, just make sure you wash your hands after playing with him before you post

Please use this thread to usher in the new month by talking about your trials tribulations queries comments and likes with Jeffie Cheez.

cda

Hey Jeffie Cheez, im feeling pretty frustrated that i dont have more time to post. summer is usually vacation and me-time time for me but instead my family is constantly in my space and im not going anywhere fun and i'm working working workgin, what should I do.


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nut


cda posted:

Hey Jeffie Cheez, im feeling pretty frustrated that i dont have more time to post. summer is usually vacation and me-time time for me but instead my family is constantly in my space and im not going anywhere fun and i'm working working workgin, what should I do.

Luvcow


hi jeffie, long time listener first time caller, i was just wondering what you recommend for suntanning oil that is cheap and effective but also will get me that hollywood aesthetic to my buff beach bod that i was able to attain after buying your workout vhs tapes

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hello jeffie i've always wanted to buy a pair of pumas but i have weird feet that are both too tall and too wide for most shoes, esp some narrow-rear end pumas. ppl tell me to just settle for some of those Nikes made specifically for native americans but those shoes are uggo af. will i forever have to settle for puma socks and new balance dad shoes?



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nut


Luvcow posted:

hi jeffie, long time listener first time caller, i was just wondering what you recommend for suntanning oil that is cheap and effective but also will get me that hollywood aesthetic to my buff beach bod that i was able to attain after buying your workout vhs tapes




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hello jeffie i've always wanted to buy a pair of pumas but i have weird feet that are both too tall and too wide for most shoes, esp some narrow-rear end pumas. ppl tell me to just settle for some of those Nikes made specifically for native americans but those shoes are uggo af. will i forever have to settle for puma socks and new balance dad shoes?

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lmfao. the strong silent type



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nut


as Jeffie's gaze sinks deeper into you, you swear he is speaking, his lips moving imperceptibly. But all you hear is what sounds like someone crumbling crackers by hand in the next room.

cda


owlhawk911

Jeffie Cheez, you remind me a lot of a certain buff nug i met once. you know that guy?



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nut






owlhawk911 posted:

Jeffie Cheez, you remind me a lot of a certain buff nug i met once. you know that guy?

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN
lol i like this ty nut!

Luvcow


Twenty Four posted:

lol i like this ty nut!



i feel so canadian

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nut....is cool



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nut



we're operatin on a calendar now so we can calculate the exact # of days i can dissapoint in

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Posting in a goldmine thread on the ground floor!


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jeffie...is cooler though



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nut


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jeffie...is cooler though



...h-he's winking

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lolol



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Amazing. I am amazed

nut


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Amazing. I am amazed

i hope u aren't too amazed not to check ur PMs...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

i hope u aren't too amazed not to check ur PMs...

Oh my!

Luvcow



IS IT NUDE JEFFIE!?

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POST IT

nut


Luvcow posted:

IS IT NUDE JEFFIE!?


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