"Corona-isms" that you're absolutely tired of

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The loving commercials with the Brady bunch boxes where they suck each other’s dicks on the internet. People saying amazing about everything. The sonic commercials with the stale bread sandwiches. People who can’t get their eyebrows right.

if this is real I take back everything bad I ever said about commercials

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 03:05

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

all this 'please go back to work' poo poo has got to stop.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 03:18

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Lil Devil posted:

Um, yeah, about that....

The VAST majority of Americans never stopped working. They worked through the entire pandemic. And no one gave a poo poo about them. But Susie Hairdresser or Barry Bartender gets asked nicely to go back to work and do their part, and "wokies" go nuts, talking about oppression and murdering Americans and all this bullshit. What about the millions upon millions who never stopped working and never complained about it?

yes queen!!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 03:38

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Bronze Fonz posted:

No poo poo.
Started a waiter job juuuuust before the lockdown hit, 2 weeks later the place is closed. Got on the CERB. (that's the canadian rona $ relief)
The owner made the news recently where they were showcasing their approach to reopening and the chef was quoted saying "I'm surprised, I thought people were eager to go back to work." and this gem "I promise I will get you all off the CERB".

Why of course, we cannot wait to go back to making your business function for minimum wage* while you literally yell at all your staff constantly for no reason, all the time.

Eat a bankrupcy you awful c**t.

Thanks for listening.

*: this is a place where a table for 2 will leave with at least a 500$ bill.

my girlfriends boss has her on the phone telling her how everythings cool now, they went out to eat at a local restaurant and everyone has masks on so it's all good. I had to beg her not to go back. she didnt and were not dead yet hell yeah. same boss tricked her into not refilling for unemployment. hell yeah bosses own, thank you job creators

# ¿ Jul 1, 2020 03:56

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