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Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

There's a ghost in me
Who wants to say I'm sorry
Doesn't mean I'm sorry






Eat This Glob posted:

id like a wmma probation picture. tia

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Good choice

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Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



I'm glad our community is generally chill enough that I can just spend my time giving out comedy sixers to people that ask instead of having to actually read bad posts, appreciate everyone's efforts in keeping it that way.

I'm looking the odds for the 251 fights and there's a few fights at like +220/-220 and then there's PVZ at +600 vs Ribas at -900, what a wacky matchup.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012





The most PVZ thing would be for her to lose that match.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Mekchu posted:

The most PVZ thing would be for her to lose that match.

I assume she'll break her arm again like 2 days before the fight

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006





Mekchu posted:

The most PVZ thing would be for her to lose that match.

She’s fighting out her contract to test free agency, so that’s probably the UFC’s plan. Maybe she’ll break Dana’s heart and join her Aryan test tube brother in One.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

There's a ghost in me
Who wants to say I'm sorry
Doesn't mean I'm sorry






With a line like that, I’m tempted to see if I can make Roxy money on a fluke win. Plus PVZ is local, so I gotta rep for her.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008



Lipstick Apathy


yeah i was happy to see it show up

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Amanda Ribas has I think the second-longest winning streak at Strawweight, and she's really good. Remember, she's the one who boxed up Mackenzie Dern and essentially ignored Dern's grappling attempts.

Paige might be able to wrestle her to a decision? Like, Paige is probably in the top 5 wrestlers in that division (Suarez... Esparza... who else?) but...

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


CommonShore posted:

Amanda Ribas has I think the second-longest winning streak at Strawweight, and she's really good. Remember, she's the one who boxed up Mackenzie Dern and essentially ignored Dern's grappling attempts.

Paige might be able to wrestle her to a decision? Like, Paige is probably in the top 5 wrestlers in that division (Suarez... Esparza... who else?) but...

Rose got PVZ down like 900 times, and Andrade is strong enough to hurl anyone through the mat

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

LobsterMobster posted:

Rose got PVZ down like 900 times, and Andrade is strong enough to hurl anyone through the mat

There you go.

Probably a waste of money to bet on PVZ bet on MMA

rideANDxORdie
Jun 10, 2010


What the hell happened to Ponzinibbio? He was turning into quite the guy to watch and now it feels like he's MIA for like two years now. He's off the rankings and everything

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




rideANDxORdie posted:

What the hell happened to Ponzinibbio? He was turning into quite the guy to watch and now it feels like he's MIA for like two years now. He's off the rankings and everything

Bad luck and contract negotiations, mostly. He was supposed to fight Usman, got injured, murdered Magny, was asked to fight Darren Till as part of the Get Darren Till A Title Shot Right loving Now tour, turned it down, was briefly linked to an RDA fight but instead got injured again, developed septicemia, went to the hospital, got out of the hospital, had a terrible reaction to his post-treatment meds that sent him BACK to the hospital, got out of the hospital again, then contracted staph while he was training for a comeback fight against Lawler.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT




CarlCX posted:

Bad luck and contract negotiations, mostly. He was supposed to fight Usman, got injured, murdered Magny, was asked to fight Darren Till as part of the Get Darren Till A Title Shot Right loving Now tour, turned it down, was briefly linked to an RDA fight but instead got injured again, developed septicemia, went to the hospital, got out of the hospital, had a terrible reaction to his post-treatment meds that sent him BACK to the hospital, got out of the hospital again, then contracted staph while he was training for a comeback fight against Lawler.

jesus christ

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009


That's some harsh poo poo.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



That's like Ian McCall levels of bad luck

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

There's a ghost in me
Who wants to say I'm sorry
Doesn't mean I'm sorry






CommonShore posted:

There you go.

Probably a waste of money to bet on PVZ bet on MMA

Not gonna disagree. My thing is throwing $5 at either lines I think are really favorable, or if there's a good parlay option. Sometimes I'll put five on a ridiculous underdog in case we get another Matt Serra situation (I think Roxy won me $30?)

I win more than I lose, over a span of maybe 12 years But the total in my sportsbook wouldn't cover my grocery bill for the week, so it's like going to Vegas with a strict budget and then walking away from the tables when it runs out.

Zwachro
Mar 7, 2003
C808BEA

LobsterMobster posted:

Rose got PVZ down like 900 times, and Andrade is strong enough to hurl anyone through the mat
Esparza got outwrestled by a one-legged Gadelha.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Given Renzo's recent adventures with the third reich, we got a talking - Which UFC fight between two awful people has the worst people ?

I can't think of anything worse than Renzo vs Hughes.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



CommonShore posted:

Given Renzo's recent adventures with the third reich,

Gotta link that poo poo, dawg. We only have this one thread for news.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2020/6/...-grappling-news

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



kimbo305 posted:

Gotta link that poo poo, dawg. We only have this one thread for news.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2020/6/...-grappling-news

Renzo Gracie is still an unrepentant piece of poo poo, in other "news", Dana White is still bald.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Grant DaNasty posted:

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/10678...tagon-on-beach/


So it's going to be indoors, no throne, no torches, and it's probably going to look like it could be any empty arena in the world.

...yay fight island.





I was in one of these for a muy thai fake tournament they put on for UFC242 and it was hot as loving balls.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



Waroduce posted:

I was in one of these for a muy thai fake tournament they put on for UFC242 and it was hot as loving balls.

Oh hey I forget, what was the local time for UFC 242? Was it in the middle of the night like this one is gonna be?

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012





kimbo305 posted:

Gotta link that poo poo, dawg. We only have this one thread for news.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2020/6/...-grappling-news


Eeesh

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Saviour, thy name is Knuckle


https://twitter.com/ImShannonTho/st...871048809832453

awesomeolion
Nov 5, 2007

"Hi, I'm awesomeolion."



I've never got a probie, could i get a sixer for loving khabib tia

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?




dont like knowin which fighters are freaks. vitor, mike perry. only a matter of time before something unsavory comes out about sage northcutt. it is a curse, this knowledge

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Hey that idiot who turned his back on Billy Quarantillo at the Woodley vs. Burns card, let's see what he's up to now, shall we?

https://twitter.com/alexscaffidi_/s...872898820804610

That's a biiiiiiiiiig fuckin' yikes from me.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



drat this is exactly what happens if you give a youthgroup kid early onset CTE isnt it? Hard pass

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus



Grimey Drawer

Edgy for Christ baybee

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008


awesomeolion posted:

I've never got a probie, could i get a sixer for loving khabib tia

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I am also a law abiding lurker who has never felt the warm touch of a probation, but if I were to I'd love Tito's big dumb head to be why.

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Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007






Memento posted:

Hey that idiot who turned his back on Billy Quarantillo at the Woodley vs. Burns card, let's see what he's up to now, shall we?

https://twitter.com/alexscaffidi_/s...872898820804610

That's a biiiiiiiiiig fuckin' yikes from me.

That hurt me worse than PMP tweet

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



https://twitter.com/alexscaffidi_/s...924570708381696

Holy gently caress does this make it better or worse?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






https://mobile.twitter.com/alexscaf...924570708381696

Edit beaten

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Like a snail that melteth away into slime, they shall be taken away; like a dead-born child, they shall not see the sun.

CommonShore posted:

Given Renzo's recent adventures with the third reich, we got a talking - Which UFC fight between two awful people has the worst people ?

I can't think of anything worse than Renzo vs Hughes.

renzo is a nazi???

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012





Foul Fowl posted:

renzo is a nazi???

The article was linked a bit up the page but he defended the usage of using Himmler quotes.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




It's basically a Gracie rule that you never, ever admit being wrong or apologize for anything. Motherfuckers STILL can't acknowledge Kimura beating Helio.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Like a snail that melteth away into slime, they shall be taken away; like a dead-born child, they shall not see the sun.

Mekchu posted:

The article was linked a bit up the page but he defended the usage of using Himmler quotes.

oh my god, why do all the gracies have brain worms. it's like their family is its own fascist nation, complete with paternalistic delusions of grandeur and majesty.

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Like a snail that melteth away into slime, they shall be taken away; like a dead-born child, they shall not see the sun.

CarlCX posted:

It's basically a Gracie rule that you never, ever admit being wrong or apologize for anything. Motherfuckers STILL can't acknowledge Kimura beating Helio.

or that rickson only fought pro wrestlers and smaller guys in fights where he demanded special rules. he wouldn't let a broken down and completely hosed up funaki use elbows in their fight, but he's totally 300-0 in no holds barred anything goes fights that were never seen by anyone.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012





Foul Fowl posted:

oh my god, why do all the gracies have brain worms. it's like their family is its own fascist nation, complete with paternalistic delusions of grandeur and majesty.


Well the Gracies did literally used to go around Rio and "storm dojos" and beat up people who were teaching other martial arts because....reasons?

It's not a new thing for them to all be insane.

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rest his guts
Mar 3, 2013

...pls father forgive me
for my terrible post history...

Will Kron fight in the UFC again? Seems like a lot of good fighters have losses to Cub. Would love to see him against Ige one day

e: Or Bryce Mitchell. Would love to see that poo poo.

rest his guts fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Jul 3, 2020

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