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Who has physique on Mike Perry?
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Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Like a snail that melteth away into slime, they shall be taken away; like a dead-born child, they shall not see the sun.

the most powerful technique of gracie jiu jitsu is losing a fight and then getting your brothers and students together to jump the guy at his workplace.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

https://twitter.com/RTSportNews/sta...012009078673408

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh that sucks, there's never a good age for a father to die but 57 in particular feels way too young.

Rude_Dude
Jun 2, 2009


Macksy posted:

I am also a law abiding lurker who has never felt the warm touch of a probation, but if I were to I'd love Tito's big dumb head to be why.

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I would please like a keith jardine self-sprawl faceplant probation please, as it seems fitting for a self-request sixer. And thanks so much new mods for stepping up!

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006





rest his guts posted:

Will Kron fight in the UFC again? Seems like a lot of good fighters have losses to Cub. Would love to see him against Ige one day

But Kron didn’t lose that fight. And will never lose a fight.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





Gracies are like vampires. The only way to beat them is remove their head and shove a black belt in their mouth. Even then the black belt is to keep the severed head from making excuses.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012





Rude_Dude posted:

I would please like a keith jardine self-sprawl faceplant probation please, as it seems fitting for a self-request sixer. And thanks so much new mods for stepping up!

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Somehow hosed that up because I can't figure out how to type.



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devilmonk
May 21, 2003




That’s sad.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Brut posted:

https://twitter.com/alexscaffidi_/s...924570708381696

Holy gently caress does this make it better or worse?

my grandad was a freemason. dont think he or anyone else in my family is jewish though. that guy is too stupid to get anywhere in life anyway, as evidenced by his athletic performance

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


CarlCX posted:

It's basically a Gracie rule that you never, ever admit being wrong or apologize for anything. Motherfuckers STILL can't acknowledge Kimura beating Helio.

i respect their bushido

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


If you want, I'll be showing an old Ganryu-Jima tonight around 7PM ET over at the psp synchtube

http://psp-tv.com/r/MoatFights

Probably also showing other weird MMA stuff tomorrow, since it's a rare off-week for big fights.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009



RIP to a real one, and one of the funniest images in MMA has now become bittersweet

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Stealth Tiger posted:

RIP to a real one, and one of the funniest images in MMA has now become bittersweet



lmao. rip

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009


Mekchu posted:

Well the Gracies did literally used to go around Rio and "storm dojos" and beat up people who were teaching other martial arts because....reasons?

It's not a new thing for them to all be insane.

They have been waging a class and race war for decades. Oswaldo Fadda wasn't a punk bitch though and actually taught his students so they took home white, Gracie legs. It turned into BJJ vs Luta Livre where it was still mostly white vs black/rich vs poor.

Also, that whole "Where's your jiu jitsu now playboy?" thing.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Gurpgork?



Fun Shoe

Stealth Tiger posted:

RIP to a real one, and one of the funniest images in MMA has now become bittersweet



legit lol'd

cornlog
May 1, 2008


The replay of the Holloway Ortega fight is on YouTube. It was way more one sided than I remember. Even the 3rd round where Ortega had some success was still Holloway’s.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Really poo poo to lose a father so young.

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

I'm a toxic manchild who hates everyone. I should put down the controller and get a life outside of SA and video games, but I won't. I'll also try to laugh this title off and roll with the punches like the dickbag that I am.

Was there ever a reason why his dad was denied a visa to the US? I figured it was because of their, uh, friendship with noted war criminals

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

There's a ghost in me
Who wants to say I'm sorry
Doesn't mean I'm sorry






Tezcatlipoca posted:

They have been waging a class and race war for decades. Oswaldo Fadda wasn't a punk bitch though and actually taught his students so they took home white, Gracie legs. It turned into BJJ vs Luta Livre where it was still mostly white vs black/rich vs poor.

Also, that whole "Where's your jiu jitsu now playboy?" thing.

Are there any books on the Brazilian fight team, I dunno, wars or whatever you’d call them? I know a bunch from reading blogs and the Sherdog forums in the past, but I don’t feel like I ever got a comprehensive history.

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007






omg chael crash posted:

Was there ever a reason why his dad was denied a visa to the US? I figured it was because of their, uh, friendship with noted war criminals

I was also always curious about that. Google fu brought me no real answers either.

The Automator
Jan 16, 2009


cornlog posted:

The replay of the Holloway Ortega fight is on YouTube. It was way more one sided than I remember. Even the 3rd round where Ortega had some success was still Holloway’s.

Max showing him how to block his punch in the middle of their fight is one of my favorite mma moments ever.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.





Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Are there any books on the Brazilian fight team, I dunno, wars or whatever you’d call them? I know a bunch from reading blogs and the Sherdog forums in the past, but I don’t feel like I ever got a comprehensive history.

there's a few good Youtube videos about them: Felix Biederman touched on it in Fighting In The Age of Loneliness, and MMA On Point did a whole video about BJJ vs Luta Livre that included the riot in Rio when Renzo faced Eugenio Tadeu.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


W E L P

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkie/statu...254855098433536

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



gently caress

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008


EL OH EL

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003





https://twitter.com/guicruzzz/statu...055164494749696

https://twitter.com/guicruzzz/statu...088498562252805

https://twitter.com/guicruzzz/statu...123569046441984

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Nobody could have foreseen this

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

Герой Советского Союза



I don't give a gently caress about any of the rest of those match ups but


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




How could our brilliant plan of being totally irresponsible and assuming it would all work out not have worked out

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I'm legitimately shocked.... that it didn't happen sooner.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



I thought Covid 19 was outlawed on Fight Island

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


hey, ufc 251 still has volkanovski vs holloway

let's check in with max about how his training camp went

https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/s...163008757858304

sorry, just getting word that he did not have a training camp in the traditional sense, and simply had zoom calls with his coaches

seems fine.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Vs. a dude who had a full camp and already beat him once.

Outlook isn't very Blessed

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


“I have COVID” seems like something a Brazilian would say after they lose, not before

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012






(Intense screaming from across the pacific can be heard at the UFC offices)

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

If you're gonna do it, do it with ~*~Axefaire~*~


Pillbug

actually these are just covid19 "pulses"

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



New IKs? Hit me with that sweet Arlovski sixer. I'd take unconscious or kicked in the nuts Arlovski. Go with your feelings.

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Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

We go hard.


sportsgenius86 posted:

“I have COVID” seems like something a Brazilian would say after they lose, not before


Or a former fighter current washed up imbecile podcaster/comedian

https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/s...1176772609?s=20

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/202...n-antonio-show/

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca


not sure what "pandemic" youre referring to my man.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Pillbug

Brendan Schaub vs Travis Browne is now high on my list of "both fighters are terrible people" fights

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