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Mr Brexit +++ 684 0.84%
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1278147314239123458

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



An unidentified witness told investigators in 2017 that during a VIP reception at the Mayflower Hotel a year earlier, at which the president delivered his foreign policy speech, Trump and his son, Don Jr. would snap their fingers to get people to wait on them.

“Trump, Jr. tried to [redacted] attention by snapping his fingers at him and asking him to take him to a different part of the reception. [Redacted] explained that he was not secret service. Trump Jr. then snapped his fingers at agents who escorted him wherever he went. [Redacted] explained that Trump also snapped his fingers at this former Campaign Manager Paul Manafort or Corey Lewandowski during a review of the location for a Diet Coke.”

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1278171371567276033

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1278191533301342216

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://abc7ny.com/westchester-county-outbreak-graduation-ceremony-horace-greeley-high-school/6281367/

CHAPPAQUA, New York (WABC) -- At least 14 people have tested positive for coronavirus following high school graduation events in Westchester County, officials confirmed on Monday.

Westchester County Executive George Latimer said two families traveled to Florida prior to the event and two individuals came back with coronavirus.

One of the individuals attended the Horace Greeley High School drive-in graduation ceremony held on June 20 at Chappaqua Train Station, began showing symptoms after the event and tested positive for coronavirus four days later.

13 people who attended that event have tested positive, Latimer said.

In addition to the graduation ceremony, the student participated in a non-school related "Field Night" event on June 20, which was also attended by juniors and seniors and students from surrounding school districts.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Sous Videodrome posted:

Yeah, I can do that one. We've got a circular mold and some frozen shrimp. the rest looks like radishes and ??

Post it up, I'm in

you know i wouldnt have noticed if you hadnt mentioned it but it really is wild how little A1 was in that tuna mold recipe. like a cup of mayo, can of tomato soup, 6 oz of cream cheese, 13 oz of tuna, etc etc and just 2 tbsp of A1 is an impressively small ratio

btw the inn that (according to the A1 ad) invented that recipe is still around: http://www.montaukmanor.com/

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Chunky Salsa posted:

Well Scott I would say you take down the healer first, otherwise you're going to be doing the same work twice

who do you think these people standing in Scott Adams's driveway on Google Street View are


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/DancesWithTamis/status/1278219855372509185

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1278218449462968320

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

Here's another good aspic tip. Make a meringue and add a few teaspoons of A1 sauce. Slather the meringue around the aspic and then place it into an oven with the broiler set to high for a few minutes. watch for the meringue peaks to start turning brown and you'll know it's ready. It's like a baked Alaska

it's unexpected because A1 has orange purée in it and you would think that wouldnt go with meringue as well as lemon, because of the ancient citrus rivalries

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



insight from the late 1950s: A1 on cream cheese looks like a chocolate sundae

surround it with chips or crackers to give the illusion of a chocolate sundae surrounded by chips or crackers


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



to charm with appetizers at your next party, festoon a hot dog with scallops, then attach one (1) block of cream cheese with three scünci elastic hair ties soaked in A1 steak sauce. serve to guests on the point of a bayonet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



careful! it's a short path from a penny farthing to a penis farting

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Chunky Salsa posted:

My favorite aspic image is still this one



Apparently it contains caviar

in the fifties you could buy iceberg lettuce pre-wilted in bulk from the loading dock out back of the stationer's

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tissue paper was invented in 1805 by Frederick Tissue in an effort to create shelf-stable iceberg lettuce for British sailors in the Napoleonic Wars

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



CODChimera posted:

what the gently caress

https://www.kwklaw.net/albert-watkins

"In Hammon v. Harris, Watkins garnered the first verdict of its kind against a young female who falsely accused a policeman of engaging in sexual relations and snorting cocaine with a female patron of a restaurant at which the policeman was working a security shift. When the defendant would not appear for her deposition, Watkins procured an order mandating the woman be brought into custody and held in jail pending her deposition. During the ensuing video deposition, Watkins swiftly got the woman to confess and admit the allegations were false. The video deposition swiftly became an internet sensation. A six-figure judgment was entered in favor of the policeman. The woman committed suicide thereafter."

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Militarydotcom/status/1278031205586395136

The three primary field commands expected to be activated later this summer are: Space Operations Command (SpOC), Space Systems Command (SSC), and Space Training and Readiness Command (STARCOM), according to a release.

In the Air Force, subordinate to its headquarters is the major command, which is then composed of a numbered air force, wing, group, squadron and flight. The Space Force by comparison will only have three echelons of command: the field commands, deltas and squadrons, officials said.

"This is the most significant restructuring of space units undertaken by the United States since the establishment of Air Force Space Command in 1982," Air Force Secretary Barbara Barrett said in a statement. "Innovation and efficiency are driving our mission as we position the Space Force to respond with agility to protect our nation's space capabilities and the American way of life."

STARCOM will be responsible for educating and training space professionals, according to the Space Force announcement. A two-star general will oversee this field command; officials estimate STARCOM will be active by 2021.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Rah! posted:

thats fuckin lame

The three primary field commands expected to be activated later this summer are: Space Operations Command (SpOC), Space Systems Command (SSC), and Space Training and Readiness Command (STARCOM), according to a release.

In the Air Force, subordinate to its headquarters is the major command, which is then composed of a numbered air force, wing, group, squadron and flight. The Space Force by comparison will only have three echelons of command: the field commands, deltas and squadrons, officials said.

"This is the most significant restructuring of space units undertaken by the United States since the establishment of Air Force Space Command in 1982," Air Force Secretary Barbara Barrett said in a statement. "Innovation and efficiency are driving our mission as we position the Space Force to respond with agility to protect our nation's space capabilities and the American way of life."

STARCOM will be responsible for educating and training space professionals, according to the Space Force announcement. A two-star general will oversee this field command; officials estimate STARCOM will be active by 2021.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SpOC and STARCOM loving lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hahahahahahahahaha SpOC and STARCOM

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SPACE FORCE


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



SpOC has assigned you to STARCOM Delta Bravo. please pick up your yellow helmet


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



will you be at the dedication of the statue of Vilerat at Space Force Academy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



In December, the Air Force announced it had renamed one of its numbered Air Forces, 14th Air Force of Vandenberg Air Force Base, California, as SpOC. Now it will be renamed once again following the organization of SpOC as a field command, anticipated at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado. An estimated activation date was not provided.

Unlike STARCOM, SpOC and Space Systems Command will be led by three-star generals, officials said.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



btw the last i heard back in March the Space Force was crowdsourcing ideas for what to call their personnel, according to https://www.military.com/daily-news/2020/03/27/space-force-sifting-through-700-crowdsourced-name-suggestions-its-troops.html

the Air Force has airmen but I guess the Space Force is too chickenshit to call their people spacemen

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/the_sailor_dog/status/1277782549402542080

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Joementum posted:

seems like this guy should just hole up in his dilbert head turret since that's literally a thing his house has



that's not his house (it's a computer-generated mockup of a house he and a bunch of dilbert nerds designed online) but his actual house in pleasanton california does have a dilbert head turret overlooking the pool:


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/emfoxhall/status/1278348281794514944

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/nocontext_fox/status/1278348752462413829

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



looking forward to november


https://twitter.com/politico/status/1278334238769758209

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

that's not his house (it's a computer-generated mockup of a house he and a bunch of dilbert nerds designed online) but his actual house in pleasanton california does have a dilbert head turret overlooking the pool:




tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1278352324096921600

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff/status/1274084736097370112

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/tomtomorrow/status/1278345742998962179

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



in case you missed this last night: SpOC and STARCOM!



tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Militarydotcom/status/1278031205586395136

The three primary field commands expected to be activated later this summer are: Space Operations Command (SpOC), Space Systems Command (SSC), and Space Training and Readiness Command (STARCOM), according to a release.

In the Air Force, subordinate to its headquarters is the major command, which is then composed of a numbered air force, wing, group, squadron and flight. The Space Force by comparison will only have three echelons of command: the field commands, deltas and squadrons, officials said.

"This is the most significant restructuring of space units undertaken by the United States since the establishment of Air Force Space Command in 1982," Air Force Secretary Barbara Barrett said in a statement. "Innovation and efficiency are driving our mission as we position the Space Force to respond with agility to protect our nation's space capabilities and the American way of life."

STARCOM will be responsible for educating and training space professionals, according to the Space Force announcement. A two-star general will oversee this field command; officials estimate STARCOM will be active by 2021.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



deathbysnusnu posted:

Trump gonna tweet an n word filled tirade and it won’t lose him a single vote.

imo his tweet this morning describing the idea of "black lives matter" painted in front of trump tower as "denigrating" fifth avenue counts as tweeting the n-word

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/FresnoBee/status/1277637544696524804

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



"you see, they were very blackly walking down my street"


https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1278358250929479681

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