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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011
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Bird in a Blender posted:

Please tell my wife this. The one time I asked her not to put knives into the sink it was like I insulted her mother.

Have you insulted her mother before?

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Nissin Cup Nudist
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Tyson Brummet (remember him?) died in a plane crash

:rip:

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GalacticAcid posted:

poo poo apparently Tanaka just took a BP liner off the head

This tweet has a video, I’ve intentionally done a hyperlink rather than an embed. I can’t watch it. Hoping he’s alright man

Update

https://twitter.com/bykristieackert/status/1279499485354360833?s=21

Sorry for multiple edits

I thought BP used HRD screens precisely to prevent this

Nissin Cup Nudist
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GoatSeeGuy posted:

After a few months of staying the gently caress at home I'm not casting the first stone there.


The good news keep coming!

https://twitter.com/mlbtraderumors/status/1279545939691220993?s=20

Wondeful, Nola was the last player the Phillies needed to catch Covid

:suicide:

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Timby posted:

Also spread really quickly after German Marquez hit Kris Bryant in the head so hard that Bryant's helmet did a full 360 spin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACrl7ICCoPg

obviously this is bad, but the helmet spin is hilarious

Its a perfect spin and with a perfect landing

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mcmagic posted:

Imagine being offered to not have to work for a year and still get paid exactly the same... Only a lunatic would turn that down.

West really wants the games umped record

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Wait, is this a MLB thing or a Canada thing?

MLB cant impose jail, but Canada imposing crimes for theoretically wandering around in the US doesnt seem right

Nissin Cup Nudist
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How is Steve Cohen the least bad option in all this

Lol mets

Nissin Cup Nudist
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I'll be the contrarian. Take away his MVP season (possibly sign stealing enhanced), Mookie is a 6 war player, which is great, but not richest deal ever good

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Between Covid and the upcoming labor fight, I suspect Mookie might have altered his salary expectations since the Sox offer. Just a little bit


I want all the Blue Jays to opt out now and roll with the AAA squad

Nissin Cup Nudist
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booooooooo

Bad idea alert

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I agree with mcmagic for once, gently caress me. I want teams that get off to a slow start to have to sweat and panic for the last month

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Phillies still vant beat the Marlins, 2020 blows

Intruder posted:

Trout is about to turn 29 :lol:

He's already a lock to get 95+% HOF votes and he isn't even 30

If he's so good, what about the playoffs :colbert:

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Popete posted:

Trying to think of a single Marlins player I 100% know is on the roster and uhhhh yeah, I got nothing.

Doesn't matter, everyone on the Marlins turns into Bonds when playing the Phillies

Nissin Cup Nudist
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RIP Houston

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Dude has had one hell of an aging curve

Nissin Cup Nudist
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The MLS bubble has held up for the most part, which I'm very surprised by tbf, so it is possible for sports to be done safely

MLB though, lol

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Just play the Phillies every game, everyone on the marlins turns into MLB quality then

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The Marlins are the loving worst and the Phills still cant beat the plauge team

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The Pussy Boss posted:

IMO it's not really fair to blame the Marlins players here. This was inevitable. You can absolutely blame baseball players collectively, they pushed very hard to start the season. Their "tell us when and where" PR campaign was insanely stupid. But let's not blame individual players for getting sick.

Nah. They knew they were infected and still went out and played. If Chud McChudface knew they were infected and then went out to interact with society, we would be skewering them

Ken Rosenthal posted:

Multiple sources confirmed that the Marlins played despite having three players learn Sunday that they’d tested positive for COVID-19, just two days after a fourth player learned of a positive test on Friday. Two infectious-disease specialists told The Athletic on Sunday that those positive tests fit the definition of a “clear outbreak” of the virus within their team. But sources said those tests were not enough for either Major League Baseball or the club itself to give serious consideration to postponing this game.

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Marlins manager Don Mattingly said his team “never really considered not playing” on Sunday. The club’s most respected veteran, shortstop Miguel Rojas, told the media afterward that all 30 players discussed the situation Sunday morning, but said not playing was “never our mentality.”


who knows how many Phillies the Marlins infected with their stupidity

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Jul 27, 2020

Nissin Cup Nudist
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That's uh, a bit extreme. They can't send him to the taxi squad?



I wish the Phillies would DFA Vince already

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shyduck posted:

So let's see if I'm getting this right

- Phillies will not play until Friday when Toronto comes to town as the home team
- Marlins will not play until Monday
- Orioles will play the Yankees since the Phillies and Marlins are out
- It hasn't even been a full week yet

edit: the Marlins next opponent is the Phillies lmao

I hope Vince hits a couple Marlins next time round

And then gets DFA

Nissin Cup Nudist
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While the Braves DFAing Folty might be a quick trigger, props for them for making a decsive move about a struggling starter

Unlike the Phillies and Vince

Nissin Cup Nudist
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Breaking News: Phillies will not play Saturday either

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go home baseball, you're drunk

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The Astros stormed the Dodgers dugout without any masks and poo poo. I thought MLB was supposed to crack down on that


Lol

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If throwing at dudes is a no no, I'm waiting for some wicked takeout slides then

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Its impressive how quickly Manfred became less popular than Bettman

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please someone have a video

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GalacticAcid posted:

I get that he’s not a good umpire but gleefully watching a video of an old man getting his head bashed with a bat is a little bit off, to me

theres a difference between a dude catching a (high speed) splinter vs Lil Slugga bonking someone

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'The sport" is on you Manfred

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who the hell still talks to Kieth Olbermann

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