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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Here's some guys who suck:

https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/st...152944999788544

Also, continuing the stuff from the last thread, the best TE games of the last decade: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...review-te-games

Which starts off: Kelce, Gates, Gronk, Gronk, Vernon, Gronk, Gates for the top 7 games.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005









Grimey Drawer

picking this thread

Mystic Stylez
Dec 18, 2009

4eva is a mighty long time, so
where should we begin?


the dap

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!



Former TFF cops gotta stick together

The thin blue line

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007


Kalli posted:

Here's some guys who suck:

https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/st...152944999788544

Also, continuing the stuff from the last thread, the best TE games of the last decade: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...review-te-games

Which starts off: Kelce, Gates, Gronk, Gronk, Vernon, Gronk, Gates for the top 7 games.

Antonio Gates ruled

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

accidentally deflated my balls





lol of all the things said on the ol' felgie and mazz show I'm laughing that this is the one that has managed to gain a little traction. those guys are nitwits and I enjoy it a lot

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


Kalli posted:

Here's some guys who suck:

https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/st...152944999788544

Also, continuing the stuff from the last thread, the best TE games of the last decade: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...review-te-games

Which starts off: Kelce, Gates, Gronk, Gronk, Vernon, Gronk, Gates for the top 7 games.

lol if Brady did the superman celebration this rear end in a top hat would have loved it

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


a neat cape posted:

Antonio Gates ruled

I can't forget his last season when he was completely done and moved like a backhoe or something and Bob Sutton still couldn't figure out how to cover him.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




a neat cape posted:

Antonio Gates ruled

Yeah, they also do a full decade list, which is just so many words about Gronk: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...eview-te-totals

But Gates is 5th, despite the 2010's starting in year 8 of his career, and with this note:

Gronkowski's 461 DYAR in 2011 was the best in this or any other decade. The second-best mark of the 2010s was Antonio Gates' 361 in 2010.

Grittybeard posted:

I can't forget his last season when he was completely done and moved like a backhoe or something and Bob Sutton still couldn't figure out how to cover him.

Yeah, it's funny just how slow Gates and Witten were in their last years... but still catching stuff, just doing these old man shuffles to pick up 8 yards then going down immediately as someone 12 years younger then them comes screaming at them.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!
Nov 6, 2002

TB Times


Kalli posted:

Yeah, they also do a full decade list, which is just so many words about Gronk: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...eview-te-totals

But Gates is 5th, despite the 2010's starting in year 8 of his career, and with this note:

Gronkowski's 461 DYAR in 2011 was the best in this or any other decade. The second-best mark of the 2010s was Antonio Gates' 361 in 2010.


Yeah, it's funny just how slow Gates and Witten were in their last years... but still catching stuff, just doing these old man shuffles to pick up 8 yards then going down immediately as someone 12 years younger then them comes screaming at them.

That will be 2020 Gronk.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

Yeah, they also do a full decade list, which is just so many words about Gronk: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...eview-te-totals

But Gates is 5th, despite the 2010's starting in year 8 of his career, and with this note:

Gronkowski's 461 DYAR in 2011 was the best in this or any other decade. The second-best mark of the 2010s was Antonio Gates' 361 in 2010.


Yeah, it's funny just how slow Gates and Witten were in their last years... but still catching stuff, just doing these old man shuffles to pick up 8 yards then going down immediately as someone 12 years younger then them comes screaming at them.

In Witten's last few years before his first retirement, he had a legit distortion field around him like Tom Brady does whenever he scrambles. People would seem to slow down anytime they got near him.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Aloy, Despite the Nora


Ehud posted:

lol if Brady did the superman celebration this rear end in a top hat would have loved it

Oh gently caress no he wouldn’t. This is something he’s consistent about.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 18, 2009

4eva is a mighty long time, so
where should we begin?


https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk...051959984062464

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!
Nov 6, 2002

TB Times


Oh yeah, obviously no Hard Knocks this year.

How will I get by without the inspiring story of some dumb white rookie who has zero chance of making the team??

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Oh yeah, obviously no Hard Knocks this year.

How will I get by without the inspiring story of some dumb white rookie who has zero chance of making the team??

Thinking about the world where it was the Patriots last year and it 100% would've been Chase Winovich.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh gently caress no he wouldn’t. This is something he’s consistent about.

I mean, I don't know the guy, but did he get mad about this



or this



or this



I don't see how Cam dabbing or supermanning is any different than these lol

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!
Nov 6, 2002

TB Times


Spiking a football is the only dumb old white guy approved celebration.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Spiking a football is the only dumb old white guy approved celebration.

even if it is preceded by gyrating?!

*updates dumb_old_white_guy_approved_celebrations.xls*

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Aloy, Despite the Nora


Ehud posted:

I mean, I don't know the guy, but did he get mad about this



or this



or this



I don't see how Cam dabbing or supermanning is any different than these lol

Yes. Yes he did. In fact he intentionally never called him Gronk because he doesn’t like nicknames either.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Yes. Yes he did. In fact he intentionally never called him Gronk because he doesn’t like nicknames either.

okay well I was wrong then!

my new question is why are you listening to this guy's show lol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Aloy, Despite the Nora


Ehud posted:

okay well I was wrong then!

my new question is why are you listening to this guy's show lol

I live a boring life.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Get the hell
out of my way.



New Orleans Saints:
Three Straight


Championships!




Lipstick Apathy

Something I learned today, you can’t close a thread through the mobile app. Or at least I don’t know how to.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002



Important update on the Jay Cutler chicken saga:

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/st...6271789057?s=20

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011


wandler20 posted:

Important update on the Jay Cutler chicken saga:

How the hell is he the one without the reality show?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I live a boring life.

I realized after I asked you why you listen to it that I regularly check Omar Kelly's timeline

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007


Kalli posted:

Yeah, they also do a full decade list, which is just so many words about Gronk: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...eview-te-totals

But Gates is 5th, despite the 2010's starting in year 8 of his career, and with this note:

Gronkowski's 461 DYAR in 2011 was the best in this or any other decade. The second-best mark of the 2010s was Antonio Gates' 361 in 2010.


Yeah, it's funny just how slow Gates and Witten were in their last years... but still catching stuff, just doing these old man shuffles to pick up 8 yards then going down immediately as someone 12 years younger then them comes screaming at them.

That 2014 game vs the Seahawks that the list mentioned was just stupid. He completely clowned Kam Chancellor the entire game and looked like he was 25 again.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom
Dec 16, 2011

accidentally deflated my balls




Ehud posted:

my new question is why are you listening to this guy's show lol

the same reason I browse SA, because it's fun to watch stupid people say things and laugh at them

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002



Rectal Placenta posted:

How the hell is he the one without the reality show?

He did have one. Then he got divorced and it'll probably just focus on his ex-wife if it continues.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 18, 2009

4eva is a mighty long time, so
where should we begin?


Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

the same reason I browse SA, because it's fun to watch stupid people say things and laugh at them

turn on your monitor

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007


https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/...4369049600?s=19

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!
Nov 6, 2002

TB Times


That's gonna look amazing for the 25 fans allowed to watch it.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




Fun Shoe

Where we're going, we don't need fans

the yellow dart
Jul 19, 2004

King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

Kalli posted:

Also, continuing the stuff from the last thread, the best TE games of the last decade: https://www.footballoutsiders.com/q...review-te-games

Which starts off: Kelce, Gates, Gronk, Gronk, Vernon, Gronk, Gates for the top 7 games.

Seeing Jordan Reed on any of these lists makes me cringe. If he could avoid getting concussed as a result of light winds or injured any time a DB looked at him he would have been incredible.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

I'M JUST HERE TO KISS TITTIESS AND WIN FOOTBALL GAMES!
(AND GET EVERYBODY FIRED)


Pillbug

wandler20 posted:

He did have one. Then he got divorced and it'll probably just focus on his ex-wife if it continues.

It was canceled.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Mystic Stylez posted:

turn on your monitor

Hahahah I saw people say this so now I say it too.

I've got another one just up your alley, get this...

My wife!!

Mystic Stylez
Dec 18, 2009

4eva is a mighty long time, so
where should we begin?


SilvergunSuperman posted:

Hahahah I saw people say this so now I say it too.

I've got another one just up your alley, get this...

My wife!!

cool

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013

Ready To Ruck!





SilvergunSuperman posted:

Hahahah I saw people say this so now I say it too.

I've got another one just up your alley, get this...

My wife!!

Nice meltdown.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The kind of accuracy
the Ravens are used to


I get no respect

hifi
Jul 25, 2012



dvoa for individual performances seems dumb when some of them are gonna be "remember that time someone had 60 yards against literally the greatest defense in nfl history?" "no"

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!
Nov 6, 2002

TB Times


DVOA is dumb.

All stats are dumb except rings.

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