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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Yes. Yes he did. In fact he intentionally never called him Gronk because he doesn’t like nicknames either.

lol he doesn't like nicknames? How old is this guy? How far does it extend? Does he insist on saying Thomas Brady?

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Nap Ghost

Well...if it collapses at least it won't kill anyone in the audience.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Gatts posted:

Well...if it collapses at least it won't kill anyone in the audience.

Imagine that thing falling down and showing your terrified 300-foot face on the screen as it crushes you.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

DVOA is dumb.

All stats are dumb except rings.

Agreed. Rings not obtained by cheating is the most important stat

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

MakaVillian posted:

Agreed. Rings not obtained by cheating is the most important stat

:hmmyes:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

DVOA is dumb.

All stats are dumb except rings.

I don't get it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/KaplanSportsBiz/status/1278401096407547904

lol

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Gatts posted:

Well...if it collapses at least it won't kill anyone in the audience.

1 speaker for each fan in attendance.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

You know this is only the first step. There's not going to be any meaningful NFL game played this year.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1278421980597936134

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
the gronk catching stats are insane , then i remember that oh yeah, he's also an insanely better blocker than graham or kelce. gronk could've been the jerry rice of TEs if he'd been healthy

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

mastershakeman posted:

the gronk catching stats are insane , then i remember that oh yeah, he's also an insanely better blocker than graham or kelce. gronk could've been the jerry rice of TEs if he'd been healthy

Being a huge super mutant probably was related to being more injury prone.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Diva Cupcake posted:

You know this is only the first step. There's not going to be any meaningful NFL game played this year.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1278421980597936134

I disagree but it’s going to be close.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/nathanfenno/status/1278434637174525952?s=19

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
It’s vote we keep both threads open all month.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I guess I'll post this then

https://twitter.com/MaryEmilyOHara/status/1278385588475854849?s=20

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
HA HA HA at the

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Oh please oh please

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
time to die, washington

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

they should just only let people who have covid go to the games

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


chamois posted:

they should just only let people who have covid go to the games

Finally justice for the plague blankets

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


Yissss rest in piss snyder

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Honestly this is the only thing that could get Snyder to change the name: taking away his :20bux: ad revenue.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they should go ahead and partner with a specific tribe like some people have been suggesting forever. Maybe even use the Apsáalooke—or Crow People—as inspiration, even though they are far away, and call the team the Crows.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

The Inglewood stadium is wildly over budget and Kronke was relentlessly driving everyone to get it finished by August so he could start running events to recoup some of that money, so the fact that he won’t have paying customers inside the thing any time soon is pretty funny.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cavauro posted:

they should go ahead and partner with a specific tribe like some people have been suggesting forever. Maybe even use the Apsáalooke—or Crow People—as inspiration, even though they are far away, and call the team the Crows.

No, they should distance themselves as much as possible from their past. Just change the name to something that sounds similar to what it is now. Something like the Red Scones. Logo and be just a big ol' scone with a mohawk and a cup of coffee riding a skateboard. Comforting and continental.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Make it a populist thing and go with the Hogs, saying the fans inspired you.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Call it the Dan Snyders. Who the gently caress cares just change it.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Washington Warriors. Keep the native theme with an acceptable name.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Washington Warriors. Keep the native theme with an acceptable name.

If they switch to this do you think they'd keep the mascot/logo?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Washington Bazooka Sharks :hellyeah:

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Washington Football Wizards

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Someone will jokingly suggest to Snyder renaming the team the Bullets and he’ll run with it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Abugadu posted:

Make it a populist thing and go with the Hogs, saying the fans inspired you.

Warthogs fills the blank of "Hail to the _______", plus alliteration.

e: also it will make Jerry Jones angry to have to pretend he hates a football team with a betusked pig as its mascot

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

If they switch to this do you think they'd keep the mascot/logo?

No, I would change it to a black union soldier

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Edward Mass posted:

e: also it will make Jerry Jones angry to have to pretend he hates a football team with a betusked pig as its mascot

wild pigs are currently a plague upon Texas

don't take my word for it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

SKULL.GIF posted:

wild pigs are currently a plague upon Texas

don't take my word for it

Jerry Jones went to the University of Arkansas.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Edward Mass posted:

Jerry Jones went to the University of Arkansas.

:razorfront: :razorback:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Edward Mass posted:

Warthogs fills the blank of "Hail to the _______", plus alliteration.

e: also it will make Jerry Jones angry to have to pretend he hates a football team with a betusked pig as its mascot

I'm not sure if it's just an SA/Internet suggestion with any traction elsewhere, but Warthogs has come up a bunch of times for that reason, plus the whole idea of being pure "ARE TROOPS BRRRRRT" options. I seem to recall the name Red Tails was also popular on the internet for similar reasons but I think that came and went with that mediocre movie a while back.

I'm not sure if changing the name but somehow keeping the logo, which something like the Warriors seems like they'd try, would really work. They'd need a whole new name and logo, and trying to keep that all of that somewhat consistent with their previous stuff and the fight song will probably be tricky and end up sucking.

Anyway, gently caress Dan Snyder.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I live a boring life.

Listen to happier things. More positive messages. It’ll feel weird for a bit but trust me on this - get outta that cycle

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

poo poo, shoulda just gone to the actual source at Arkansas



e: anyway, whatever, yeah Washington should definitely just go with Hogs.

ee: aaah!

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Jul 2, 2020

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