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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







it's so funny that ron rivera is the nfl's coaching face of the military just because his parents were in it

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MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Kalli posted:

Every safety from last season, aka Mason Rudolph's highlight package:

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1282804499136929792

"Another epic disaster for the Jets" could be used for a wide variety of football highlights.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

MD2020 posted:

"Another epic disaster for the Jets" could be used for a wide variety of football highlights.

I was going to say, the Jets show up 5 times in this video

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

it's so funny that ron rivera is the nfl's coaching face of the military just because his parents were in it

well the alternative is bill belichick so...

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
So none of the rumored bad news is out? Weak

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

bows1 posted:

So none of the rumored bad news is out? Weak

Yeah what a let down.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
https://twitter.com/JamesFallows/status/1282810896725794817

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

MD2020 posted:

"Another epic disaster for the Jets" could be used for a wide variety of football highlights.

"Ugly, and a loss" is probably one of the best calls ever.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Thank God, no more Charles Davis

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

gently caress yea

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Halftime is just this on the jumbotron:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htKE8o-B5B0

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

"Bet they'll play the black national anthem and kneel before games"

-chud hillbilly fans who will hopefully stop watching football

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I’m pleasantly surprised, I truly expected generic and bland to be the outcome

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CyberPingu posted:

Rivers is a Colt now?


I really haven't been paying attention to football recently.

Yeah he's gonna have a real offensive line so it's gonna own

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

kiimo posted:

"Bet they'll play the black national anthem and kneel before games"

-chud hillbilly fans who will hopefully stop watching football

They're 100% going to show up anyway in blackface.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I'd figure they'd go DC Defenders and get heavy on cop poo poo

imagine the shitstorm that could've been

edit: wait that was an xfl team. of course vince, of course.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jul 14, 2020

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Making up hypothetical reasons to get upset at people with opposing views has always felt so silly to me. Both sides do it all the time and it’s just felt like a weird affirmation

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Codependent Poster posted:

Yeah he's gonna have a real offensive line so it's gonna own

hell yes

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m pleasantly surprised, I truly expected generic and bland to be the outcome

Red Tails is a lovely rear end high A minor league baseball team name and it's weird to name something after the military anyway. That's why the Washington Generals is stupid too.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Every name is stupid if you think hard enough

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Please don't let Snyder use redtails as the name

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Look deep in your heart.

You know he will, because it will be a complete turn where he can then crow "If you make fun of the name you're the racists!"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Red Tails is fine and someone will make a bad parody theme song set to the beat of Duck Tails, and I'll enjoy it as a guilty pleasure.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
slight

:nws: https://imgur.com/0paIY5s

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Doltos posted:

Red Tails is a lovely rear end high A minor league baseball team name and it's weird to name something after the military anyway. That's why the Washington Generals is stupid too.

Washington is basically a High A team right now, so the name still works

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Doltos posted:

Red Tails is a lovely rear end high A minor league baseball team name and it's weird to name something after the military anyway. That's why the Washington Generals is stupid too.

Eh, I’ll take them at least trying something different, another animal team or whatever would’ve been a pretty big dud

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Thaddius the Large posted:

Eh, I’ll take them at least trying something different, another animal team or whatever would’ve been a pretty big dud

Red Tail is also a type of hawk

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Its Rinaldo posted:

Red Tail is also a type of hawk

. . . look, I’m going to bed now

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Its Rinaldo posted:

Red Tail is also a type of hawk

The Washington Tobiases

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?
What if they’ve decided that the name “Washington” is racist too, can they call themselves the Maryland Fancyboys or something?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

A big flaming stink posted:

The Washington Tobiases

lol

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

wooger posted:

What if they’ve decided that the name “Washington” is racist too, can they call themselves the Maryland Fancyboys or something?

Isn't part of the idea to name them "The DC something's"


According to our resident Skins fan at work they are doing a full change so they can eventually move back to DC.

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
can't believe Washington is going to be a bird team

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Thaddius the Large posted:

I’m pleasantly surprised, I truly expected generic and bland to be the outcome

Nah, I've heard that Dan Snyder doesnt like vanilla.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Vando posted:

can't believe Washington is going to be a bird team

Anyone know where this turn of events slots into the Kawalamus existential crisis flowchart?

Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler
If it is the Red Tails, They should reuse the sweet Barnstormers helmets

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


All NFL teams should be birds.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Docjowles posted:

Anyone know where this turn of events slots into the Kawalamus existential crisis flowchart?

He’s already upset they will not longer be the Washington Redskins, because the Ravens have a 3-3 record against them and while they out scored them 102-94 overall, their largest win was only by 14 and they lost the last 2 in the series and the first loss was by the 2000 Ravens (But not in a game featuring Trent Dilfer) so it obviously significantly sullies the reputation of not only that team (And thus, that of Shannon Sharpe), but also of the Baltimore Ravens franchise as a whole, and so only by beating the Washington Racists as they existed up to this point can it improve the Ravens on Kawalimus’ 2nd, 3rd, and 5th spreadsheets. However, exactly where he currently is on the flowchart depends on the number of birds he has seen in the last fortnight that displayed their proper plumage in their natural habitat (Or flying within 20 meters of it), versus those seen elsewhere, as well as the golden hour bonus and the noon hour penalty. Top men are currently reviewing all of this and expect to have an answer “soon.”

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Well I'm not really upset that they'll get rid of their name. I've long said that doing that is the deal that will get me to end my grudge against them. As I look at it as a sort of final victory for the Ravens against them, that now the Ravens name will have more football history to it than theirs. And more Superbowls. We can still get more Supebowls than they did under that name.

But it does sadden me that we will forever stay at 3-3 against them and even lost a game in Baltimore against them. Ugh.

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Kawalimus posted:

Well I'm not really upset that they'll get rid of their name. I've long said that doing that is the deal that will get me to end my grudge against them. As I look at it as a sort of final victory for the Ravens against them, that now the Ravens name will have more football history to it than theirs. And more Superbowls. We can still get more Supebowls than they did under that name.

But it does sadden me that we will forever stay at 3-3 against them and even lost a game in Baltimore against them. Ugh.

What about the Chiefs? Will they take up the mantle of your grudge now?

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