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sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Slowpoke! posted:

NFL deals basically require someone with a PhD in Capology to figure out what they really are. Mahomes deal is certainly not 10 years $500 million, even if that what it says on paper. It's cool that the Chiefs did him a solid by making it a nice, round, big number, but both sides know that deal is getting restructured.

Isn't one of the big things that his guaranteed money locks in two years in advance for the back half of the deal? How I read it made it seem that Mahomes would have very little incentive to redo his deal (e: except in terms of making his supporting cast better I guess) and the Chiefs would have to to cut him multiple years in advance of actually getting any benefit from cutting him.

sourdough fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Jul 14, 2020

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

wandler20 posted:

My high school mascot was and still to this day is the Midgets. So yeah, how about that?

Edit: Here's the logo:



Rename them the Rudys.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Dont know why the Browns would want to pay a lying bitch like Myles Smollett so much money but stranger things have happened in a city that smells like EDP's underboob

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Agreed, the more often he's suspended the better for my team

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Jamal Adams tweets incoming

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/PFF_AustinGayle/status/1283116127405694977?s=20

Can't wait to see how badly the Chargers botch the Bosa extension.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The guy tried to kill a guy on the field and then lied about being called a slur and still gets 125mm without playing a down after that. Dumb.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

BrownThunder posted:

Dont know why the Browns would want to pay a lying bitch like Myles Smollett so much money but stranger things have happened in a city that smells like EDP's underboob

I read this entire post in what I imagine your avatar’s voice would sound like.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

The guy tried to kill a guy on the field and then lied about being called a slur and still gets 125mm without playing a down after that. Dumb.

Wrong on every level.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Wrong on every level.

If he was actually trying to kill him the warning sign to not sign him to a contract because he has bad instincts was using the least damaging part of the helmet to attack him. There was a guy in the way but you could at least try a backhand swing to get more of the hard part on target or something.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/man_dammn/status/1283110481692155906?s=21

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







a neat cape posted:

Should have paid Bosa early, Chargers

bosa isn't staying in san diego.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

FizFashizzle posted:

bosa isn't staying in san diego.

I'm sure they'll find a burial spot.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

FizFashizzle posted:

bosa isn't staying in san diego.

Neither did the Chargers

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I look forward to another 5 years of steelers fans pearl clutching over Myles

Why yall talking about paying the dead Bosa brother?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I'm sure they'll find a burial spot.

Can COVID hurt the undead?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

a neat cape posted:

Should have paid Bosa early, Chargers

Same but TJ Watt who outplayed both him and Garrett last year

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Joey Freshwater posted:

(One of) The high school I went to was named the Tarpon Springs Spongers.

It's a scuba diver that goes down and gets...wait for it....sponges.

Our rival school was the sharks and we had this badass giant mural in the gym of a scuba dude absolutely murdering a shark while sponges floated all around.

I think it eventually got painted over with something else but it was pretty rad.

What I'm saying is they should be the Washington Spongers

Eh, Washington isn't sponge-worthy.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

D-LINK posted:

Same but TJ Watt who outplayed both him and Garrett last year

I'll only accept it if he also tried to kick Rudolph's rear end

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

D-LINK posted:

Same but TJ Watt who outplayed both him and Garrett last year

Dang you watch a lot of chargers and browns football

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

shirts and skins posted:

I'll only accept it if he also tried to kick Rudolph's rear end

Mason Rudolph sucks rear end as a player and I cannot imagine why anyone would care about him at all. He's the 2nd coming of Landry Jones.

Also Garrett lied

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

nerve posted:

Dang you watch a lot of chargers and browns football

Dang TJ Watt had more pressures than Aaron Donald last year. Really difficult to find

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

nerve posted:

Dang you watch a lot of chargers and browns football

No matter how good a player is, DLINK always has to remind people that a Steeler is better

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

a neat cape posted:

No matter how good a player is, DLINK always has to remind people that a Steeler is better

It's usually right too cause they're an organization that is very good at developing its talent for the most part.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

D-LINK posted:

Dang TJ Watt had more pressures than Aaron Donald last year. Really difficult to find

Does this make TJ better than Donald I'm v confused

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

nerve posted:

Does this make TJ better than Donald I'm v confused

Too bad Ted Thompson passed on him. Thanks for that

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

a neat cape posted:

No matter how good a player is, DLINK always has to remind people that a Steeler is better

Derwin James is better than any player in the Steelers secondary.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
How much will Clowney get paid?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

D-LINK posted:

Too bad Ted Thompson passed on him. Thanks for that

He was very bad at general managing

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Bill eats fresh

https://twitter.com/ChrisCaesar/status/1283148368617910272/photo/1

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
The Potomac Porpoises.

Calling it now.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





mcmagic posted:

The guy tried to kill a guy on the field and then lied about being called a slur and still gets 125mm without playing a down after that. Dumb.

It's a Steelers backup QB they get another one every two years. Like what's the worst that could happen like Mike Tomlin all "oh no I cut my thumb on the blister pack holding this.new motherfucker if only Reindeer Guy hadn't had his head ironically collapsed by a safety helmet."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






You just know he's got his dick in that sandwich.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

UV-C light does kill covid we just can't inject it into our veins and it causes cancer.

Indoor public spaces would be a hell of a lot biologically safer if they installed UV lighting in the air intakes. In many cases it isn't a particularly difficult retrofit.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Quiet Feet posted:

You just know he's got his dick in that sandwich.

Nah, he’s got no time for that. The sandwich is the dead drop for practice footage of other teams.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

torgeaux posted:

The Potomac Porpoises.

Calling it now.

The Hippo-Potomac Landmasses

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

CyberPingu posted:

Dont be silly, Chiefs fans didnt exist before February.

Since Dec. 26, 1982.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




a neat cape posted:

It took the entire offseason for ESPN to rename San Diego Chargers to Los Angeles Chargers.

They did Washington and Vegas immediately

If you google old NFL records (you get logo - team name), the Titans were a part of the AFL merger and the Rams have always been in LA (and had a lovely logo).

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I just saw on Twitter that Chris Wessling had a second diagnosis for cancer. Does anyone know anything about that?

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Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Eifert Posting posted:

I just saw on Twitter that Chris Wessling had a second diagnosis for cancer. Does anyone know anything about that?

Check out the first episode last week, the one with “wess speaks” in the title.

He was diagnosed a week before his child’s birth, and has a couple months of chemo coming up

Edit: last 5 minutes of the July 8 episode


https://twitter.com/aroundthenfl/status/1280968141724499968?s=21

Fate Accomplice fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 15, 2020

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