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Something I learned today, you can’t close a thread through the mobile app. Or at least I don’t know how to.
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Gatts posted:Well...if it collapses at least it won't kill anyone in the audience. 1 speaker for each fan in attendance.
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Jul 1, 2020 20:57
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Diva Cupcake posted:You know this is only the first step. There's not going to be any meaningful NFL game played this year. I disagree but it’s going to be close.
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Jul 1, 2020 23:13
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EmbryoSteve posted:Should change the name to the washington washingtons and make the native American mascot head george Washington head ala the quarter Just call it the Washington Dicks and make the mascot the Washington Monument. SKULL.GIF posted:Is it better to win once and then suck perpetually (or suck perpetually and then win once, either way), or to be a perennial contender but never win? Absofuckinglutely (win once). Speaking from personal experience.
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Jul 2, 2020 18:56
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CyberPingu posted:Win once. Who wants perpetual blue balls? Here's all the teams that have never won a Super Bowl.  Considering that the last time the Vikings made the Super Bowl, I was exactly -365 days old, I'd vote them.
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Jul 2, 2020 20:23
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/Matthew_Paras/status/1278811846414413824 The Washington Express They tried it for the NBA.
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Jul 3, 2020 00:01
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The Washington Trumps
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Jul 3, 2020 01:41
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The Washington Slapnuts
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Jul 3, 2020 20:08
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Now the Cleveland Indians are doing the same. Bet the Braves are next.
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Jul 4, 2020 02:01
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Mr. Nice! posted:Just change their mascot to andy reid. KC Koolaids
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Jul 4, 2020 02:47
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Mr. Fix It posted:The Washington Booker T's With the Shucky Ducky mascot.
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Jul 4, 2020 13:18
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Raku posted:Washington *Real* Americans Hulk Hogan would be an appropriate mascot.
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Jul 4, 2020 16:34
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Raku posted:(the joke is the mascot is still an indian) And Hulk Hogan is still known for his racism.
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Jul 5, 2020 00:59
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Kalli posted:A big big man needs a big big contract 10 years? Holy poo poo how much is that contract, 300 million?
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Jul 6, 2020 19:56
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shirts and skins posted:This is obviously a big commitment for the Chiefs, but I kinda wonder why Mahomes would sign this. I'm guessing it looks like a bargain for the Chiefs by years 5 or 6. It takes away a lot of his leverage. He watched The Last Dance and was inspired by Scottie Pippen.
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Jul 6, 2020 20:01
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:So is he the owner now or what 12 years buys a lot of ketchup.
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Jul 6, 2020 20:22
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1280234098246762503
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Jul 6, 2020 20:27
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Gonz posted:Mahomes about to buy one of those large Scrooge McDuck money vaults full of coins. I bet you get a good workout swimming in those.
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Jul 6, 2020 21:03
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Mahomes has this playing in his house. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cvubMeF2E
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Jul 6, 2020 21:11
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Now show me where Jameis is on that list.
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Jul 6, 2020 22:14
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In case you were curious about QB deals, here they are according to Spotrac.
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Jul 6, 2020 22:34
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sourdough posted:Seeing QB contracts sorted by % of cap and including historical data would be cool, if that's easily findable on spotrac As far as I can tell at least with the free version, it's just active contracts.
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Jul 6, 2020 22:46
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:That would be shocking for a baseball contract. Yep. First time an NFL player has been the highest paid player in sports history. https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1280262295071924226?s=20
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Jul 6, 2020 23:20
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Sort of overlooked in that tweet (and understandably so with half a billion dollars): A no-trade clause.
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Jul 6, 2020 23:35
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SKULL.GIF posted:speaking of which, when you get paid $450,000,000 where exactly do you store it? Most people that rich have it tied up in various assets and stocks, not in hard cold cash. You don't want it tied up in any one bank because FDIC only covers up to like half a million, and at 450M that's a lot of banks to spread it over. Well he's not getting it all at once, but you already said it. Various assets, stocks, and bitcoin.
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Jul 6, 2020 23:44
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:900 different banks Not if he wants it FDIC insured for the limit of $250,000 with his $503 million. 2,012 different banks. If not, commemorative NASCAR plates are a safe investment if he doesn't want that hassle.
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Jul 6, 2020 23:48
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This is 205 million in US currency from a 2007 raid (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drug-money/#photo). Pat Mahomes will have two and a half of these, roughly. Or if you like Breaking Bad and use this math: https://www.reddit.com/r/breakingbad/comments/zasrc/my_calculation_of_how_much_money_is_in_walts/  8 of those.
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Jul 6, 2020 23:55
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Nuk trolling the Texans now Ah, trolling can be fun to watch. https://twitter.com/seanpayton/status/1248331153125376001?s=21
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Jul 7, 2020 21:45
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Arnold trolls too. 
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Jul 7, 2020 22:05
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Spoeank posted:oh COME ON Don’t y’all have four RBs anyway?
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Jul 8, 2020 22:25
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Ladies and gentlemen, the new NFC South.
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Jul 8, 2020 22:39
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wandler20 posted:How about Rat Tails? Wouldn't take much to modify the logo. Is DuckTails taken?
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Jul 8, 2020 22:50
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Shadow225 posted:I forgot to check when the news broke but what was the reaction here to the Mahomes and Cam deals? check the title of the thread
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Jul 9, 2020 18:04
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Joey Freshwater posted:(One of) The high school I went to was named the Tarpon Springs Spongers. Eh, Washington isn't sponge-worthy.
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Jul 14, 2020 21:01
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Better Than You posted:
Well they did show up. They just got their asses whipped.
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Jul 15, 2020 22:24
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Vertical Lime posted:https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1283511737015308288?s=21 Who makes all those folding tables?
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Jul 15, 2020 22:38
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Does Jay Glazer now run the Washington Post’s sports section?
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Jul 16, 2020 19:23
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SHOAH NUFF posted:
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Jul 16, 2020 20:01
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BWV posted:I am enjoying the deranged redditors/twitter people thinking this is all part of a Bezos led conspiracy to finally own the Washington football team. I mean, the Washington Amazons could be a pretty cool logo if done right.
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shirts and skins posted:Joke's on these idiots, Goldman has been selling ref bribe derivatives since 2017, the Saints PI no-call was because Payton hosed up a put option Goddammit Sean
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