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old friend



I've been trying to find a really good place to store a load of dirt I've been carrying around and I decided that the best place for it is to dig a hole in the ground and then put the dirt in it.

But what should I do with the dirt I took out of the ground?

This isn't a metaphor my house is filthy

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nut


hello old friend, i have taken to spreading my spare dirt in an even layer over my whole yard such that, over the years, i have begun standing noticeably taller than my neighbours. they have begun cowering under my frightening height, cementing my position as neighbourhood king via the democratic process of fear

nut


i know what youre thinking--what about the complete lack of grass in my yard? Well, try having the temerity to ask that question to a figure looming 3-4 feet over you

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


golem.

Disturbance


hello old friend

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



put a Marquis sign in ur yard that says Free Dirt For Sale



sigs by vanisher® and Barking Gecko™ DO NOT STEAL UNDER PENALTY OF A JOLLY GOOD ROGERING

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Come! We must fly!


Big Sugar - Diggin' A Hole
O Canada!

old friend



I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that?

City of Glompton




put it in your pockets op

old friend



City of Glompton posted:

put it in your pockets op

I can't, that's where I'm keeping my portable sandcastles

treasure bear


old friend posted:

I can't, that's where I'm keeping my portable sandcastles

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I second this emotion

Manifisto




buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land

giving you a perfect place to dig holes for dirt storage


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



Manifisto posted:

buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land

giving you a perfect place to dig holes for dirt storage




ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

old friend



Manifisto posted:

buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land

giving you a perfect place to dig holes for dirt storage

This is smart, but where will I put the displaced water?

I guess I could dig a hole to put the water in, but then I really feel like I haven't made any progress at all!

Stooge



Start a business where customers can prank their friends by sending them mud anonymously

Stooge fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jul 2, 2020



Stooge



Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest

call it "loam sharks"



old friend



Stooge posted:

Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest

call it "loam sharks"

Ralp

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old friend posted:

I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that?

put it in the first hole

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old friend



Ralp posted:

put it in the first hole

If you had been paying attention Ralp you would know that I already planned to fill the original hole with my initial batch of dirt

Ralp

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old friend posted:

If you had been paying attention Ralp you would know that I already planned to fill the original hole with my initial batch of dirt

well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy.

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old friend



Ralp posted:

well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy.

okay but what about the extra dirt from the increased hole size?

Ralp do you want to buy some dirt

Ralp

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yes

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Manifisto




Stooge posted:

Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest

call it "loam sharks"


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

cda

old friend posted:

I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that?

You're probably going to hear a lot of crazy schemes for dealing with that dirt but you need to stick to the tried and true methods, such as digging another hole

cda

Just try and make it a smaller hole than the other ones

cda

Ralp posted:

well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy.

This is madness when you could just dig two smaller holes

nut


why not start a dirt collection why hide it away in shame

old friend



nut posted:

why not start a dirt collection why hide it away in shame

I am not ashamed of my dirt, I simply lack sufficient dirt storage

nut


old friend posted:

I am not ashamed of my dirt, I simply lack sufficient dirt storage

put it on ur tables you can eat with your plate in your lap on the couch

old friend



nut posted:

put it on ur tables you can eat with your plate in your lap on the couch

My tables are all made out of dirt, and I want to be able to distinguish between my dirt collection and my furniture

nut


old friend posted:

My tables are all made out of dirt, and I want to be able to distinguish between my dirt collection and my furniture

this is what we call an intellectual checkmate I wish I could help tho

Joey McChrist

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT



gonna dig me a hole
(gonna dig me a hole)
gonna put dirt in it
(gonna put dirt in it)

old friend



Joey McChrist posted:

gonna dig me a hole
(gonna dig me a hole)
gonna put dirt in it
(gonna put dirt in it)

Manifisto




I would invest in futures for both dirt and holes. that way, whatever happens, you're covered.

a classic hedge (that will need to be moved to make room for the hole)


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



Manifisto posted:

I would invest in futures for both dirt and holes. that way, whatever happens, you're covered.

a classic hedge (that will need to be moved to make room for the hole)

I hear the dirt self-storage market is really booming. Did you know most Americans have way more dirt than they actually use, and they rent or buy extra space to keep their excess dirt?? In most places they plant grass over top and call it a ‘yard’



ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I say not just embrace it. Go WHOLE HOG with it! Start introducing yourself as Dirt Dog. Tell everyone you know to call you that from now on. If they forget loudly proclaim "I'm the Dirt Dog! Can't gently caress with meeeeeee!"

old friend



I think I'm just going to eat the dirt

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I can dig it

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Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

get a hose and spray it with water, now you don't have any more dirt, only mud. problem solved! I do not know what to do with the mud. or


old friend posted:

I think I'm just going to eat the dirt

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