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old friend


I've been trying to find a really good place to store a load of dirt I've been carrying around and I decided that the best place for it is to dig a hole in the ground and then put the dirt in it.

But what should I do with the dirt I took out of the ground?

This isn't a metaphor my house is filthy

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old friend


I've decided that Instead I am going to dig another new hole for the new dirt. But i'm going to need some suggestions for dealing with the dirt that arises as a result of that?

old friend


City of Glompton posted:

put it in your pockets op

I can't, that's where I'm keeping my portable sandcastles

old friend


Manifisto posted:

buy waterfront property, use the dirt to make more land

giving you a perfect place to dig holes for dirt storage

This is smart, but where will I put the displaced water?

I guess I could dig a hole to put the water in, but then I really feel like I haven't made any progress at all!

old friend


Stooge posted:

Start a business by lending soil to other people and charging interest

call it "loam sharks"

old friend


Ralp posted:

put it in the first hole

If you had been paying attention Ralp you would know that I already planned to fill the original hole with my initial batch of dirt

old friend


Ralp posted:

well, you just need to dig that hole bigger so it can accommodate both dirt batches. Easy peasy.

okay but what about the extra dirt from the increased hole size?

Ralp do you want to buy some dirt

old friend


nut posted:

why not start a dirt collection why hide it away in shame

I am not ashamed of my dirt, I simply lack sufficient dirt storage

old friend


nut posted:

put it on ur tables you can eat with your plate in your lap on the couch

My tables are all made out of dirt, and I want to be able to distinguish between my dirt collection and my furniture

old friend


Joey McChrist posted:

gonna dig me a hole
(gonna dig me a hole)
gonna put dirt in it
(gonna put dirt in it)

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old friend


I think I'm just going to eat the dirt

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