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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


Please behave!

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




my wife

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

oh, shag off

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Hi, it's me Austin Powers, I'm here to chew bubble gum and hunt replicants... and I'm all out of bubble gum!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



hides dick behind a raspberry

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

This is my penis pump. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penis pump is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my penis pump is useless. Without my penis pump , I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must cum straighter than my enemy who is trying to cum on me. I must splatter him before he splatters me. I will ...

My penis pump and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...

My penis pump is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its pump and its barrel. I will keep my penis pump clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My penis pump and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Britain's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


*Pretends to not be trapped in a legume*

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



basil: ahh austin, we've finally got a mole into dr evil's organization. here he is now.
*diglett walks into frame*
austin: holy poo poo. pisssss. this poo poo is crazy.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





College Slice

"A lot of vagina."

Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008


Yes baby

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.



Soiled Meat

We need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. Bohemian Rhapsody is not that song.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Oh my goodness girl that is humpalicious

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bread Liar

*takes a 5 second piss*

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


Sid Vicious posted:

Oh my goodness girl that is humpalicious

This was one of my favorite scenes.

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




Buglord

Allow me to introduce myself. The name's Powers. Austin Powers. International Man of Mystery.

*immediately shoots Dr. Evil w/ a gun*

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i am requesting you pay me one hundred thousand euros

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.



Hey guys it's me, Austin Powers.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Ssssssssssomebody shag me

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



*doesn't drink poo*

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Do I make you rondy, baby

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA


Qqqq qqqq, qqqq!

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



Moi fother is played boi Micheal McKean

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010



Get in mah swamp

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




a thousand goddamnm dollars!!

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007



Yeah, honey!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Mmhmm, babe, mmhmm!

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010



scott

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




ive loved these movies since I was a toddler and boy when I learned all those different characters where played by Austin powers I was shook. the mans a national treasure. .. if you liked him in Austin powers check out Austin powers in the love guru, youll thank me later

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Alllright baby she's a man baby

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


*does a 3-point K-turn*

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


Kung-fu, kung-fu, kung-fu!

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Goldmember: "I enjoy gold!"

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Who is throwing a shoe?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Please go into my stomach.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

*takes a 5 second piss*

Adam Sandler did this joke much better on one of his albums prior to Austin Powers and I hadn't thought about this in approximately 4 centuries so thank you for waking the dead.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

yes, baby!

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007



That satellite looks like a dick. A set of dick and balls. A human penis.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

*Upon watching a woman disrobe behind a screen*

Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Dr. Evil this is your son, Scott.
"Hello."
"Hello."

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


Alright, alright, alright, baby.

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