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oh, shag off
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This is my penis pump. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis pump is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my penis pump is useless. Without my penis pump , I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must cum straighter than my enemy who is trying to cum on me. I must splatter him before he splatters me. I will ... My penis pump and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ... My penis pump is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its pump and its barrel. I will keep my penis pump clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before God, I swear this creed. My penis pump and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is Britain's and there is no enemy, but peace!
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Jul 1, 2020 18:40
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shaggydelic!
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Jul 1, 2020 20:33
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