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old friend



thread that's not a good thing to do.

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treasure bear


making very specific and credible threats against the emperor balbinus who died 1782‬ years ago

old friend



i am going to kill ronald mcdonald

treasure bear


pronouncing his name ball binus while doing it

Luvcow



treasure bear posted:

making very specific and credible threats against the emperor balbinus who died 1782‬ years ago


treasure bear posted:

pronouncing his name ball binus while doing it

SorePotato


obama gave me cum poisoning

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Scipio Africanus better watch his back

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer

well you know what they say about seven and nine

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



I will kill King Harold at The Battle of Hastings

cda

All the unimportant political figures better watch their backs

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

treasure bear posted:

pronouncing his name ball binus while doing it

taking it a step further and morphing it to bo bienis which confuses balbinus greatly so i hafta explain years of byob injokes before killing bablbionus

Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out

balbinus' last words: what is mac n cheese?

cda

Slush Garbo posted:

balbinus' last words: what is mac n cheese?

Time to die...t

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

old friend posted:

i am going to kill ronald mcdonald

I believe if we are talking about political figures you meant Mayor McCheese.

old friend



Twenty Four posted:

I believe if we are talking about political figures you meant Mayor McCheese.

You have to go for the man behind the curtain. Ronald is the real puppetmaster. Mayor McCheese is just a figurehead

Manifisto




that hannibal fellow better watch out

I'm coming for his elephants


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

old friend posted:

You have to go for the man behind the curtain. Ronald is the real puppetmaster. Mayor McCheese is just a figurehead

we all know grimace has been pulling their strings for a long time




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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



*waiting patiently in the center of the gordian knot with a gun*

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Manifisto posted:

that hannibal fellow better watch out

I'm coming for his elephants



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Manifisto




lmao

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN


lmao i was going to make basically the same joke then i scrolled down, i love ya PSP!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Twenty Four posted:

lmao i was going to make basically the same joke then i scrolled down, i love ya PSP!



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*waiting patiently in the center of the gordian knot with a gun*

Lmao.




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Manifisto




I don't care about your political correctness, I am hereby threatening to kill THE DEVIL. unless the devil is sexier than expected, in which case don't take me too literally.


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Whoria Discordia

Hey,

I love you
I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me!

Manifisto




Whoria Discordia posted:

I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me!

an elected official approaches, do you:

(a) shake your head disappointedly
(b) not shake your head

I'm sorry this quiz counts for 90% of your final grade


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FluffieDuckie


Whoria Discordia posted:

I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me!



old friend



Whoria Discordia posted:

I'm gonna shake my head disappointedly at the next elected official I see, do NOT loving test me!

You say that now but wait until you hear how similar their policies are to the incumbent! You'll be fawning

nut


i'll still shake my head bcause i dunno what incumbent means

old friend



nut posted:

i'll still shake my head bcause i dunno what incumbent means

it's something to do with pregnancy

nut


old friend posted:

it's something to do with pregnancy

I would not shake my head anymore I harbour a deep respect for mothers

old friend



nut posted:

I would not shake my head anymore I harbour a deep respect for mothers

they are infallible

Manifisto




thank goodness nobody is making death threats against god

important? check. political? ask any politician what they think about god.

wow that would be really hosed up, to threaten the death of god, the all-seeing, all-knowing paradigmatically patriarchical overseer of an immutable hierarchy of privilege

haha fortunately nobody itt is doing that


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felt cute, might delete later



I've killed god in at least 10 jrpgs nbd



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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Manifisto posted:

I don't care about your political correctness, I am hereby threatening to kill THE DEVIL. unless the devil is sexier than expected, in which case don't take me too literally.

It would solve so many problems, since problems come from the Devil, being the source of evil in accordance with the monster manual or fiend folio of your choice.

More importantly is the sort of loot table one could be expected to roll on after killing the Devil.

Can you imagine!



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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It would solve so many problems, since problems come from the Devil, being the source of evil in accordance with the monster manual or fiend folio of your choice.

More importantly is the sort of loot table one could be expected to roll on after killing the Devil.

Can you imagine!

I feel like there would be many gold pieces, and maybe a scroll or potion or two


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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close.
however, he's holding a town hall meeting next month. i'm going to get there early, wait in line, and get a seat on the very front row next to the aisle. as he walks up the aisle to the stage and everyone's applauding, i'm going to get right in front of him and smile.
he'll reach out, smiling, to shake my hand. i make eye contact. i reach out, making it look like i'm going to shake his hand. at the last moment, i pull my hand away and smooth my hair back with a cocky grin.

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

canyoneer posted:

i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close.
however, he's holding a town hall meeting next month. i'm going to get there early, wait in line, and get a seat on the very front row next to the aisle. as he walks up the aisle to the stage and everyone's applauding, i'm going to get right in front of him and smile.
he'll reach out, smiling, to shake my hand. i make eye contact. i reach out, making it look like i'm going to shake his hand. at the last moment, i pull my hand away and smooth my hair back with a cocky grin.

His character is as good as dead



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owlhawk911

canyoneer posted:

i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close.
however, he's holding a town hall meeting next month. i'm going to get there early, wait in line, and get a seat on the very front row next to the aisle. as he walks up the aisle to the stage and everyone's applauding, i'm going to get right in front of him and smile.
he'll reach out, smiling, to shake my hand. i make eye contact. i reach out, making it look like i'm going to shake his hand. at the last moment, i pull my hand away and smooth my hair back with a cocky grin.



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owlhawk911

i would never make death threats against an important political figure. such a foolish act would betray the ninjitsu code



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