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owlhawk911

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canyoneer posted:

i've been tracking my senator's schedule for months, waiting for my opportunity. the whole covid thing has made it difficult to get close.
however, he's holding a town hall meeting next month. i'm going to get there early, wait in line, and get a seat on the very front row next to the aisle. as he walks up the aisle to the stage and everyone's applauding, i'm going to get right in front of him and smile.
he'll reach out, smiling, to shake my hand. i make eye contact. i reach out, making it look like i'm going to shake his hand. at the last moment, i pull my hand away and smooth my hair back with a cocky grin.


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i would never make death threats against an important political figure. such a foolish act would betray the ninjitsu code


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

i would never make death threats against an important political figure. such a foolish act would betray the ninjitsu code


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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

pretend i emptyquoted all the posts w/ Stone Cold in em. i fuckin love stone cold


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