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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ED_exG3qLk

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Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

im the guy who jumps back in shock

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




always good to find a fellow gator penis enthusiast In the wild. what chapter are you pledged too?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

Katamari Democracy posted:

im the guy who jumps back in shock
dont flatter yourself. the penis felt the same way

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014


what's the difference between dissection and mutilation

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.





Smellrose

I had no expectations OP so you're wrong.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I had no expectations OP so you're wrong.
you think im actually gonna believe you didnt expect its penis was just another smaller alligator

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


how do they jack off their arms are too short

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




drat owah holy poo poo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


R.L. Stine posted:

how do they jack off their arms are too short

That's why they are always mad.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That's why they are always mad.

millions of years of evolution outlasting the dinosaurs and those poor guys can even chork their chungus

bossy lady
Jul 5, 2006



it probably jacks off using its own penis pocket

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

millions of years of evolution outlasting the dinosaurs and those poor guys can even chork their chungus
it looks to me like millions of years of evolution has produced the self-masturbating penis

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That's why they are always mad.
they are always smiling

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




gary oldmans diary posted:

it looks to me like millions of years of evolution has produced the self-masturbating penis
they are always smiling



my world view has been shaken

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

many alligator bites couldve been prevented if humans could learn the alligator equivalent of knocking on the bathroom door

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

I'm actually extremely familiar with what they look like, and I've seen that video many times.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

look at this guy acting like that's not the exact video that accompanies literally every single meta discussion of how garak gets fingered

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

i guess theres no reason you couldnt finger garaks penis slit but



but



numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



its name is Alligator mississippiensis

gators are kinda cute despite being 1000 lbs car battery eating death machines

O____O
Jan 7, 2020

by Athanatos


numberoneposter posted:

its name is Alligator mississippiensis

gators are kinda cute despite being 1000 lbs car battery eating death machines

oh heh. you think that? well i guess you would, with beliefs like yours

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xVwIuB-Xm4

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



dinosaurs might have had penises, and very prominent ones at that. From zero to enormous, the ratio of penis length to body size varies drastically among dinosaur descendants, making it next to impossible to speculate on the question of their endowment. Some two-foot-tall ducks, for example, have 7-inch penises , while 15-foot-long crocodiles have mere 4-inch members. A 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex , therefore, may have had a 10-inch penis, or a 12-foot-long one.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


interior crocodile alligator
i drive a chevrolet movie theatre

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!



My dick shrivels up into myself when I am around a camera and/or other people as well. Its why I was fired from the porn industry.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

i did expect that since ive seen them before and they're weird

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


Whenever people tell me that my penis looks weird, I will show them this video.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

i did expect that since ive seen them before and they're weird

do sergals have innies or outies

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


It's like a penis and a vagina all on the same animal

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

It's like a penis and a vagina all on the same animal

boy if I had a dollar for every time I've had this shouted at me

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

It's like a penis and a vagina all on the same animal

it's a cloaca son

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

Pick posted:

it's a cloaca son
cloaca time
one last call for genitals so finish your penis or vag

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation"

It dates to when "elegant" meant overwrought or pretentious.

Anyway, it refers to how English-speakers feel a need to vary the words we use to refer to something, else writing or language feels stilted. E.g., "The sheep went downstrairs. The sheep ate an apple, and then the sheep watched the television. As it slept, the sheep ate food and the sheep went to bed. The sheep dreamed about things that the sheep thought were worth dreaming about." See? Feels like something that's almost childlike.

I mentioned this only to say that star trek eroticateers had to invent new words for "cloaca" because you can only say "cloaca" so many times in one paragraph before it feels stilted. The English language is always evolving.

Cherube Goldberg
Nov 15, 2014


This was a very informative thread thank you all. I thought the gator schlong would be a lot bigger TBH

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Pick posted:

there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation"

It dates to when "elegant" meant overwrought or pretentious.

Anyway, it refers to how English-speakers feel a need to vary the words we use to refer to something, else writing or language feels stilted. E.g., "The sheep went downstrairs. The sheep ate an apple, and then the sheep watched the television. As it slept, the sheep ate food and the sheep went to bed. The sheep dreamed about things that the sheep thought were worth dreaming about." See? Feels like something that's almost childlike.

I mentioned this only to say that star trek eroticateers had to invent new words for "cloaca" because you can only say "cloaca" so many times in one paragraph before it feels stilted. The English language is always evolving.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009




Nap Ghost

What does that have to do with anything? I love star trek erotica. tryin' to flex. whatever.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

That's nearly exactly what I was expecting, only the speed is surprising to me.

Also on the self masterbation: You'd be smiling too if everytime you got a boner it penetrated your vagina.

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Pick posted:

there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation"

It dates to when "elegant" meant overwrought or pretentious.

Anyway, it refers to how English-speakers feel a need to vary the words we use to refer to something, else writing or language feels stilted. E.g., "The sheep went downstrairs. The sheep ate an apple, and then the sheep watched the television. As it slept, the sheep ate food and the sheep went to bed. The sheep dreamed about things that the sheep thought were worth dreaming about." See? Feels like something that's almost childlike.

I mentioned this only to say that star trek eroticateers had to invent new words for "cloaca" because you can only say "cloaca" so many times in one paragraph before it feels stilted. The English language is always evolving.

Well, are you just gonna leave us hanging? What are the words?

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Pick posted:

do sergals have innies or outies

why do you know what a sergal even is

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



being disemboweled and having people poking around your internal organs is a weird time to get an erection

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