look at this alligator penis. its not what you expect

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Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

r u ready to WALK posted:

being disemboweled and having people poking around your internal organs is a weird time to get an erection

Don't kink shame.

# ? Jul 2, 2020 15:22

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:19

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I�m gaytor

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:30

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

why do you know what a sergal even is

you don't get to try and turn the tables on this one, Literal Nazi Furry

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:38

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

So I have to clear a video from my Youtube history

again

# ? Jul 2, 2020 16:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I�m gaytor

You're well on your way to graduating from FSU

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:13

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

wait are you telling me cardassians officially have cloacas

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:20

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Not officially it's just accepted among the people for whom, you know, that detail would be relevant

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:25

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

why do you know what a sergal even is

Lots of people in the "imaginary animal making" groups hate sergals for reasons that are beyond my ken. I only know them for how mad they seem to make people??

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:27

hemale in pain: Jun 5, 2010

r u ready to WALK posted:

being disemboweled and having people poking around your internal organs is a weird time to get an erection

alligator is already dead

it's a spooky penis :ghost:

# ? Jul 2, 2020 17:31

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Smergle

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:10

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Pick posted:

there's a phenomenon in English language called "elegant variation"

It dates to when "elegant" meant overwrought or pretentious.

Anyway, it refers to how English-speakers feel a need to vary the words we use to refer to something, else writing or language feels stilted. E.g., "The sheep went downstrairs. The sheep ate an apple, and then the sheep watched the television. As it slept, the sheep ate food and the sheep went to bed. The sheep dreamed about things that the sheep thought were worth dreaming about." See? Feels like something that's almost childlike.

I mentioned this only to say that star trek eroticateers had to invent new words for "cloaca" because you can only say "cloaca" so many times in one paragraph before it feels stilted. The English language is always evolving.

some languages dont even have punctuation

# ? Jul 2, 2020 19:52