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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

global hyper mega net

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refleks
Nov 21, 2006



network drives are a 2-bay synology NAS without raid.

they contain all business critical information in word documents versioned by "_final_final2_delivery.docx."

everyone has access

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Perplx posted:

email: Zimbra
messaging: Zimbra
calendar: Zimbra

best productivity tools of all time: dylan dylan dyan dylandylan

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
can we find a way to work SAP into this

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

gonna do a startup for retro tech fetishists. everything will run on 386s running dis and connecting to banyan vines

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
every biz ops abd sales person using a shared dropbox and god help you if you ever try to change that

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

The Management posted:

let’s say you were starting a company today, 10 to 50 employees, most of them software devs. what infrastructure would you go with? let me start with the most pos answers.

email: Amazon WorkMail
messaging: Amazon Chime
calendar: Amazon WorkMail
repo: Amazon CodeCommit
build integration: Amazon CodeBuild
bug tracking: Amazon CodeStar
project management: Amazon WorkDocs
office suite: Amazon WorkDocs
teleconferencing: Amazon Chime

edit -

IDE: Amazon Cloud9

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
All changes to the tech stack are proposed as RFCs

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Datacenter is a bunch of Raspberry Pis:

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Hed posted:

Datacenter is a bunch of Raspberry Pis:



this is what macos server farms will look like starting in the fall

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



The Management posted:

yes, but you probably shouldn’t write a new mail server from scratch

well i know literally nothing about it or computers so i withdraw from the discussion

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

uncurable mlady posted:

this is what macos server farms will look like starting in the fall

lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

can't wait to hackintosh a raspberry pi

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

Hed posted:

Datacenter is a bunch of Raspberry Pis:

That's so Pi3. Now that Pi4's are out all desktops will be raspberry pis:

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
OP you missed an important category, you forgot your office kitsch item. Now that nerf guns are out of vogue, will it be razor scooters again or should we be going further- maybe something like everyone gets one of those drones that takes selfies and you get an automatic timelapse of your workday

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

Cat Face Joe posted:

well i know literally nothing about it or computers so i withdraw from the discussion

This is not the kind of get things done attitude we're looking for here. I'm sorry, you were fired three weeks ago which coincidentally means we don't need to give you your last paycheck, and none of your options have matured.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



TimWinter posted:

This is not the kind of get things done attitude we're looking for here. I'm sorry, you were fired three weeks ago which coincidentally means we don't need to give you your last paycheck, and none of your options have matured.

golden parachute achieved :madmax: mive fast and break things babby

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

TimWinter posted:

OP you missed an important category, you forgot your office kitsch item. Now that nerf guns are out of vogue, will it be razor scooters again or should we be going further- maybe something like everyone gets one of those drones that takes selfies and you get an automatic timelapse of your workday

how about one of those "telepresence robots" that is an ipad glued to a segway

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

refleks posted:

network drives are a 2-bay synology NAS without raid.

they contain all business critical information in word documents versioned by "_final_final2_delivery.docx."

everyone has access

my first NAS was a 4 bay synology that a law office put in a broom closet on an 8" wide wooden shelf nine feet off the floor. the vacuum cleaner vibrations rattled it off and blew their drives up. i got it for free and replaced the drives and bent the frame back into place

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
data center: a drobo (off site)

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
small law firms run on such horrifying lovecraftian poo poo that you pray for them to switch to something as functional as motherfucking gsuite

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

backup: dump the entire project to FileZoker once a month

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
load-bearing excel docs

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


aws has a video conferencing offering, you should probably use that op

could use sns for chat and you're almost done

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

uncurable mlady posted:

email: Amazon WorkMail
messaging: Amazon Chime
calendar: Amazon WorkMail
repo: Amazon CodeCommit
build integration: Amazon CodeBuild
bug tracking: Amazon CodeStar
project management: Amazon WorkDocs
office suite: Amazon WorkDocs
teleconferencing: Amazon Chime

edit -

IDE: Amazon Cloud9

nice! is it better or worse than gee sweet?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
office furniture? what am i, made of money?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




yes.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
really want to see some actual startup workspaces. not stock images

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


SpaceAceJase posted:

really want to see some actual startup workspaces. not stock images

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:newlol:

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

The Management posted:

nice! is it better or worse than gee sweet?

im pretty sure nobody in the world actually uses the entire suite of aws productivity/backoffice suite including aws

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

rotor posted:

office furniture? what am i, made of money?


offices no longer exist op (office poster)

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
email: majordomo and personal email
accounting: a file cabinet
repo: patches on a blockchain

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
bug tracking: see e-mail

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
backup: Usenet

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
email: bitcoin
database: bitcoin
version control: bitcoin

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

email: dogecoin
database: ethereum
version control: goatsecoin

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
office 365 and teams OP

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ok i think ive got this

email: gmail for work
messaging: slack
calendar: send a small amount of bitcoin to those you want on the call, if they return a like amount they've accepted, half is tentative, twice is declined
repo: no clue what this one is so ill hire aws (?) for it
build integration: some power shell poo poo my friend was talking about the other day
bug tracking: uuhhhh fukin jira i guess you guys talk about that a lot
project management: smart sheet
office suite: yeah open office but also smart sheet
teleconferencing: teams

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dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)
azure but only the ceo has admin roles

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