Zippy the Bummer posted:

Outside the village, you stop to let your horse graze while you toke up. Struck by a sudden bout of creativity, you
produce some parchment and a quill.

Yeah, potatoes (x5)
You can boil them
You can...fry them!!!
You can stick them
IN A STEW

Potatoes like salt
Potatoes like bacon
Stick them in your rear end

Where can I run
How can I hide
the silmarils?
Gems of treelight
Their life belongs to me
Oh it's sweet how the
Darkness is floating around

With Potatoes from the ground

Potatoes like salt
Potatoes like bacon
Stick them in your rear end

[INSTRUMENTAL SUPER BRUTAL AND DIRTY TO CLOSE IT OUT FOR LIKE, TEN MINUTES]

You roll up the parchment and tuck it away, then mount up again.

>_