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old friend
Dec 29, 2019




spanish manlove's mensa card

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


I'm hovering over voting this thread a 1, but let's see where you're going with this.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


is this a FYAD thread

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bleak Gremlin

Voting 3 just in case

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Muldoon

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



tastefully placed Mensa pamphlet on back of toilet

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

The_Continental posted:

is this a FYAD thread

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



highway mensa billboards

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Muldoon

Sky rockets in flight
Mensa card delight

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PLRddEJH0

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

i'm attracted to intelligent people - a mensexual

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


Is that the legendary GBS mod who brain broke so hard he had to be banned from GBS?

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




Sid Vicious posted:

tastefully placed Mensa pamphlet on back of toilet

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



feelix posted:

Is that the legendary GBS mod who brain broke so hard he had to be banned from GBS?

He kept closing doobie threads saying "I don't get it, what's so funny about this doobie thing?????"

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Sid Vicious probation 6 hours reason my IQ is higher than you are Francostein Francostein

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJfg39WkMvE

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




Ralp being gay and spanish manlove's mensa card.. a simpler time when we could all rally around our disdain for the stupid mods!

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


*steps onto subway*

*briefcase falls open and 100s of Mensa pamphlets fall on the floor *

*entire subway recoils in awe of your genius*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bleak Gremlin

Do you guys want to talk about String Theory or whatever is the new Scientific American fad right now itt?

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


I bought my nephew a mensa puzzle box last christmas and was like "FUCKIN NO WAY YOU GONNA SOLVE THAT poo poo BITCH"


He got it in like 10 minutes. Perhaps a true genius?

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




The_Continental posted:

I bought my nephew a mensa puzzle box last christmas and was like "FUCKIN NO WAY YOU GONNA SOLVE THAT poo poo BITCH"


He got it in like 10 minutes. Perhaps a true genius?

wunderkind!

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Has a mod ever survived the forums? There must be at least a few who weren't run off for being eminently mockable or the bad kind of sex weird, but I can't think of any

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Muldoon

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."



Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Muldoon

Skeleton Ape posted:

Has a mod ever survived the forums? There must be at least a few who weren't run off for being eminently mockable or the bad kind of sex weird, but I can't think of any


Probably some ADTRW mod because they are accepted as putrid anyway

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


Is adtrw for anime i dont ever go down there

Majere
Oct 22, 2005


Voted 5 because we used to play Modern Warfare together on the xbox.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Whoops I accidentally dropped my giant membership card for my MENSA intellect!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




[placeholder for future vote]

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

MENSA is actually the final stage of the IQ test. If you're stupid enough to pay for membership into a club that confers no benefits, you weren't a genius after all.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



I have a Mensa story. My mother had a horrible boss who was hassling her and everyone. I met this lady and she did think she was smarter than everyone; a totally haughty bougie bitch. So my mom tells me she got her off her back by name-dropping her (false) Mensa membership in some group meeting.



I'm aghast and she ended up pissed at me because I was cringing so hard. She said it worked but it gave me a huge insight into my mom. Neither of us went to college and it bugs us both I guess but I got over it.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Hey now, don't let that take anything from you.

I dropped out of high school and look at me now, I'm posting on Something Awful . com!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

~ it's our ~

~ final fantasy ~


(just don't ask them about "the after years")



Grimey Drawer

Iím so smart I paid for two Mensa memberships.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

The_Continental posted:

I bought my nephew a mensa puzzle box last christmas and was like "FUCKIN NO WAY YOU GONNA SOLVE THAT poo poo BITCH"


He got it in like 10 minutes. Perhaps a true genius?

Now is when you give that little dipshit an ULTIMATE WEDGIE and steal that book and claim that actually YOU did that.

Now you're smarter AND stronger than him! What's he gonna do, cry about it some more like a fuggin NERD? LMAO GODDAM I'M FIRED UP

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004



Lipstick Apathy

if you remember spanish manlove's mensa card and ahh! real monsters you have anxiety and were a gifted kid

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Professor Shark posted:

Do you guys want to talk about String Theory or whatever is the new Scientific American fad right now itt?

Gotta see some pictures of this string theory before I decide

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


Muldoon

I just did a MENSA online test and got 75% with a few guesses and im kinda drunk.

Its not that hard

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Somebody call for an ant?



Skeleton Ape posted:

Has a mod ever survived the forums? There must be at least a few who weren't run off for being eminently mockable or the bad kind of sex weird, but I can't think of any

Spanish Manlove is a special case, because to my understanding he ran himself off the forums.

I always loved the open contempt he had for the forums he was voluntarily nodding free of compensation. Probably better for his mental health that he's gone though.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

I just did a MENSA online test and got 75% with a few guesses and im kinda drunk.

Its not that hard

that was your gmail login

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