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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
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It's a rarity here in Miami. I don't like espresso or espresso-based drinks. I make my own hot coffee and cold brew in a French press and it's good, but gently caress sometimes I just want some of that gas station or Denny's level poo poo

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Gross OP.

Jeffrey Dahmer
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Muldoon

This is the good stuff

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
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Nah instant is too gross even for me

ProperCoochie
Oct 11, 2004

In Sicily, carbombs are more dangerous than women.

Instant coffee plus instant espresso plus driving off a bridge

Classic.

Rascallion
Feb 10, 2014


There are two types of coffee, arabica and robusta. Arabica tastes good, robusta tastes bad and is not really coffee.

Op you have detected the third, secret dimension of coffee: mold.

feelix
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Rascallion posted:

There are two types of coffee, arabica and robusta. Arabica tastes good, robusta tastes bad and is not really coffee.

Op you have detected the third, secret dimension of coffee: mold.

This cool coffee fact brought to you by nobody gives a poo poo because nobody ever drinks or buys robusta and it's never in stores or at restaurants, it might as well not exist as far as the average person is concerned

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


Nah, I'd rather drink some actual decent coffee in the morning.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Go to NJ. Diners are a culture unto themselves and have good food and good coffee.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017



i dont like watery lovely coffee, no

but yes, i prefer a larger volume of coffee i can work on through the morning, rather than just sipping an espresso for about half an hour followed by liquid poo poo avalanche

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Muldoon

Do you all have poo poo coffee culture in the US?

How do you have so many Italians making pizza and stuff but no good coffee?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Do you all have poo poo coffee culture in the US?

How do you have so many Italians making pizza and stuff but no good coffee?

I think I made it pretty clear that we have good coffee, I just choose not to indulge in it. Maybe you should stop talking poo poo about the US because I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

feelix posted:

Maybe you should stop talking poo poo about the US because I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known

*stands in line for seven hours to vote*

RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos


As a coffee snob, I'm both offended and disgusted by this whole thread.

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011





Fun Shoe

Normally I'd say same but the fact that you're posting this from Miami makes me angry when I would kill for a Cuban espresso. The hubris.

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Muldoon

What is considered a good straight down the line US coffee?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
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Doc Fission posted:

Normally I'd say same but the fact that you're posting this from Miami makes me angry when I would kill for a Cuban espresso. The hubris.

Cuban coffee is loving gross and for fat people

People who don't know what we're talking about : Cuban coffee is so sweet it literally gets syrupy because the sugar is supersaturated

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bleak Gremlin

I love my trash too op

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Muldoon

feelix posted:

Cuban coffee is loving gross and for fat people

People who don't know what we're talking about : Cuban coffee is so sweet it literally gets syrupy because the sugar is supersaturated


What do you drink, like what beans or brand? and style?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

What do you drink, like what beans?

Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



feelix posted:

Cuban coffee is loving gross and for fat people

People who don't know what we're talking about : Cuban coffee is so sweet it literally gets syrupy because the sugar is supersaturated

99% of the time when you add a demonym in front of the word "coffee" it involves adding enough sugar to induce adult-onset diabetes (e.g. Cuban, Turkish, Vietnamese). Doesn't mean they aren't delicious every once in a while, though.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

feelix posted:

Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans

well my uncle is from cuba so i've had pretty good cuban coffee a few times and while i wouldn't drink it all the time it's a tasty treat to be sure

you're the first person in my entire life to have expressed the opinion that cuban coffee is gross so congrats on that one i guess

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Mozi posted:

well my uncle is from cuba so i've had pretty good cuban coffee a few times and while i wouldn't drink it all the time it's a tasty treat to be sure

you're the first person in my entire life to have expressed the opinion that cuban coffee is gross so congrats on that one i guess

I think that most very sweet things are gross tbh

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

fair enough, i take my coffee black normally anyways too

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018

you owe your life to plants. think about it.

be grateful.


please op, yell at me about coffee

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Muldoon

feelix posted:

Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans


what a dumb stinkyhole lol

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Rascallion
Feb 10, 2014


feelix posted:

This cool coffee fact brought to you by nobody gives a poo poo because nobody ever drinks or buys robusta and it's never in stores or at restaurants, it might as well not exist as far as the average person is concerned

Don't know what your talking about, it's still everywhere and tastes like poo poo. All coffee pretentiousness literally boils down to wether it's robusta or not.

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008


Fun Shoe

I like cheap burnt coffee that's been left to go lukewarm then poured over ice. It's bitter but there's something about the spike of astringency followed by the cooling that is really good to me. Maybe a small amount of sugar.

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Muldoon

I like an espresso poured into a glass of iced tonic water.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bleak Gremlin

feelix posted:

Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans

feelix you need to calm down or something, put away your coffee

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Muldoon

Professor Shark posted:

feelix you need to calm down or something, put away your coffee

Nah he needs to keep going and ramp up more if anything

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

I like an espresso poured into a glass of iced tonic water.

Nah breh, cold brew + soda stream

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
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Inverted Icon posted:

Nah breh, cold brew + soda stream
that cannot possibly be good, can it?

For whatever nonsense reason, it reminds me of when I thought that unflavored whey protein could be used as creamer. It cannot. Do not do it.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




My wife has a Breville espresso machine and I still use the percolator instead because I'm an uncultured swine.
I'm considering getting a 10$ drip coffee maker from Canadian Tire soon to move on down to the next level.
I like you OP.

Vakal
May 11, 2008


naem
May 29, 2011



I drink coffee

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010
zonetag

i like my coffee like i like my women: cute and funny

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

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The best coffee is $0.50/cup bodega coffee. A fun game is to try and guess how many days it's been sitting in the pot before you got to it.

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THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?




Whole beans, ground at home, with a bit of milk.

I am not American, please tell me of your ways.

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