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It's a rarity here in Miami. I don't like espresso or espresso-based drinks. I make my own hot coffee and cold brew in a French press and it's good, but gently caress sometimes I just want some of that gas station or Denny's level poo poo
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Gross OP.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:43
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This is the good stuff
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Jul 2, 2020 13:43
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Nah instant is too gross even for me
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Jul 2, 2020 13:44
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Instant coffee plus instant espresso plus driving off a bridge Classic.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:57
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There are two types of coffee, arabica and robusta. Arabica tastes good, robusta tastes bad and is not really coffee. Op you have detected the third, secret dimension of coffee: mold.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:57
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Rascallion posted:There are two types of coffee, arabica and robusta. Arabica tastes good, robusta tastes bad and is not really coffee. This cool coffee fact brought to you by nobody gives a poo poo because nobody ever drinks or buys robusta and it's never in stores or at restaurants, it might as well not exist as far as the average person is concerned
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Jul 2, 2020 13:58
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Nah, I'd rather drink some actual decent coffee in the morning.
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Jul 2, 2020 13:58
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Go to NJ. Diners are a culture unto themselves and have good food and good coffee.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:00
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i dont like watery lovely coffee, no but yes, i prefer a larger volume of coffee i can work on through the morning, rather than just sipping an espresso for about half an hour followed by liquid poo poo avalanche
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Jul 2, 2020 14:06
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Do you all have poo poo coffee culture in the US? How do you have so many Italians making pizza and stuff but no good coffee?
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Jul 2, 2020 14:09
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:Do you all have poo poo coffee culture in the US? I think I made it pretty clear that we have good coffee, I just choose not to indulge in it. Maybe you should stop talking poo poo about the US because I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known
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Jul 2, 2020 14:11
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feelix posted:Maybe you should stop talking poo poo about the US because I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known *stands in line for seven hours to vote*
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Jul 2, 2020 14:18
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As a coffee snob, I'm both offended and disgusted by this whole thread.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:22
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Normally I'd say same but the fact that you're posting this from Miami makes me angry when I would kill for a Cuban espresso. The hubris.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:24
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What is considered a good straight down the line US coffee?
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Jul 2, 2020 14:26
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Jul 2, 2020 14:28
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Doc Fission posted:Normally I'd say same but the fact that you're posting this from Miami makes me angry when I would kill for a Cuban espresso. The hubris. Cuban coffee is loving gross and for fat people People who don't know what we're talking about : Cuban coffee is so sweet it literally gets syrupy because the sugar is supersaturated
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Jul 2, 2020 14:31
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I love my trash too op
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Jul 2, 2020 14:32
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feelix posted:Cuban coffee is loving gross and for fat people What do you drink, like what beans or brand? and style?
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Jul 2, 2020 14:34
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:What do you drink, like what beans? Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans
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Jul 2, 2020 14:36
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feelix posted:Cuban coffee is loving gross and for fat people 99% of the time when you add a demonym in front of the word "coffee" it involves adding enough sugar to induce adult-onset diabetes (e.g. Cuban, Turkish, Vietnamese). Doesn't mean they aren't delicious every once in a while, though.
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Jul 2, 2020 14:37
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feelix posted:Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans well my uncle is from cuba so i've had pretty good cuban coffee a few times and while i wouldn't drink it all the time it's a tasty treat to be sure you're the first person in my entire life to have expressed the opinion that cuban coffee is gross so congrats on that one i guess
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Jul 2, 2020 14:39
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Mozi posted:well my uncle is from cuba so i've had pretty good cuban coffee a few times and while i wouldn't drink it all the time it's a tasty treat to be sure I think that most very sweet things are gross tbh
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Jul 2, 2020 14:39
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fair enough, i take my coffee black normally anyways too
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Jul 2, 2020 14:41
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please op, yell at me about coffee
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Jul 2, 2020 14:53
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feelix posted:Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans what a dumb oval office lol (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 2, 2020 15:00
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feelix posted:This cool coffee fact brought to you by nobody gives a poo poo because nobody ever drinks or buys robusta and it's never in stores or at restaurants, it might as well not exist as far as the average person is concerned Don't know what your talking about, it's still everywhere and tastes like poo poo. All coffee pretentiousness literally boils down to wether it's robusta or not.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:05
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I like cheap burnt coffee that's been left to go lukewarm then poured over ice. It's bitter but there's something about the spike of astringency followed by the cooling that is really good to me. Maybe a small amount of sugar.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:12
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I like an espresso poured into a glass of iced tonic water.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:14
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feelix posted:Shut the gently caress up, you're not special because you Googled some poo poo that makes you look smart when you talk about coffee beans feelix you need to calm down or something, put away your coffee
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Jul 2, 2020 15:19
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Professor Shark posted:feelix you need to calm down or something, put away your coffee Nah he needs to keep going and ramp up more if anything
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Jul 2, 2020 15:22
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:I like an espresso poured into a glass of iced tonic water. Nah breh, cold brew + soda stream
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Jul 2, 2020 15:28
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Inverted Icon posted:Nah breh, cold brew + soda stream  that cannot possibly be good, can it?For whatever nonsense reason, it reminds me of when I thought that unflavored whey protein could be used as creamer. It cannot. Do not do it.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:30
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My wife has a Breville espresso machine and I still use the percolator instead because I'm an uncultured swine. I'm considering getting a 10$ drip coffee maker from Canadian Tire soon to move on down to the next level. I like you OP.
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Jul 2, 2020 15:34
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I drink coffee
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Jul 2, 2020 15:40
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i like my coffee like i like my women: cute and funny
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Jul 2, 2020 15:40
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The best coffee is $0.50/cup bodega coffee. A fun game is to try and guess how many days it's been sitting in the pot before you got to it.
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 Whole beans, ground at home, with a bit of milk. I am not American, please tell me of your ways.
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