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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

For reasons I don't want to get into, I have been banned from all hospitals until further notice. But you know what? That's fine with me! Because I'm going to start my own hospital! It's gonna be so much better! How's this for an idea? Turn all tongue depressors into stick puppets! Now, when the doctor tells you to stick out your tongue and say "Ahhh", you'll be like "Awwww yeah!" because of that cool little puppet!

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u drank all the saline again and then took a plasma bath didn't u op



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Christoph

prepuce repurposed posted:

u drank all the saline again and then took a plasma bath didn't u op

OP dressed up like a baby and went to the ER for colic

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Christoph posted:

OP dressed up like a baby and went to the ER for colic

lol

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

This isn't about me or these extremely likely scenarios. This is about improving hospital visits with fun little touches like a bring your daughter to the hospital day!

I Love Loosies



Bed wok

Manifisto




I would replace all the icky medicine with candy

soda in the IVs

CAT scans and MRIs take place in a jacuzzi

hypodermic needles are replaced with tiny hedgehogs who give you a hug


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

feedback loop

every patient gets a good friend to talk it out with

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

They don't send you a bill, but they do pay you an appearance fee.

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer

How about a hospital but only for healthy people? just to go there to chill

xcheopis



Fredrik1 posted:

How about a hospital but only for healthy people? just to go there to chill

A spa?

Robot Made of Meat


What if those ugly curtains around the beds got replaced with groovy bead curtains from the 60s/70s?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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And why the hell would they want tongue depressers? I suggest they replace them with tongue cheerer-uppers!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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