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old friend
Dec 29, 2019




Can i queefpost here

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

No.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



goldmine

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


PM me op.

Oh wait

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020
warning: i get triggered by extremely stupid shit

It's not real OP

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Heavy Petting?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



it's time to reactivate

the queefzone

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bread Liar

It would be rude, OP. You gotta hold it in until you're alone

UltraRed
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

I have been letting loose some pretty hellacious quarantine farts, and I have nowhere to post about them. <>

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived


have you tried into a mirror op

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




zer0spunk posted:

have you tried into a mirror op

This is a good backup plan yes

cnut
May 3, 2016


queef rhymes with relief

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol



College Slice

Here seems a good place OP

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

good grief charlie brown

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




if you have to i guess its ok

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004


right into my open mouth

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

if you have to i guess its ok

drat

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



if you are referring to more than one queef do you instead say queeves?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Hell Yeah posted:

if you are referring to more than one queef do you instead say queeves?

i call my wife den of queeves

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


Hell Yeah posted:

if you are referring to more than one queef do you instead say queeves?

A march of queeves.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived


Hell Yeah posted:

if you are referring to more than one queef do you instead say queeves?

a murder of queef

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

Hell Yeah posted:

if you are referring to more than one queef do you instead say queeves?

Gynecological consultation.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Queef video, OP, or it (queefing) never happened.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



if you swim in the ocean every day you never need to take a shower

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

lol if you need an ocean for that

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


My girlfriend quaffed once I brok eup

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

lol if you need an ocean for that
sometimes i go in a lake

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


i cant stand her quaffs...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


I filt two big black rubber gloves up with queeves until they resembled cartoon hands and made Mickey Mouse eat them.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



boipussy queefs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


cnut posted:

queef rhymes with relief

Plz name a girl who can hold in a queef thx.

cnut
May 3, 2016


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Plz name a girl who can hold in a queef thx.

I cannot

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008


jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008


leave Britney alone

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived



technically

well, we all learned a lot from this thread, thank you old friend.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I filt two big black rubber gloves up with queeves until they resembled cartoon hands and made Mickey Mouse eat them.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!


i hosed a girl one time using lube and it triggered queefs that sounded like someone was having diarrhea. well bye

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020


Thats what : The Cholesterol Clubhouse is for.

Beefy queefers

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


goethe.cx posted:

i hosed a girl one time using lube and it triggered queefs that sounded like someone was having diarrhea. well bye

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