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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

wizards: bunch of snooty little british brats who run around waving sticks and yelling poo poo in a language so lame the only people who know how to speak it are dead.

magicians: hold crazy cocaine-fueled sex magic rituals that literally hosed NASA into existence

wizards: try to get laid one time, end up getting tricked into hanging out in a cave for all eternity.

magicians: can summon literal sex demons at will

wizards: have to read books n poo poo to learn magic. lame and also bad if you are dyslexic

magicians: just loving inject pure magic directly into eyeballs, or you might have to sacrifice some kind of magic creature like a basilisk (badass!)

wizards: *painstakingly drawing a magic circle with their rose art crayons like some kind of pre-schooler*

magicians: fuckin' do it live

magicians: can pull rabbits out of hats. ladies love that cute poo poo

wizards: some kind of magic talking hat makes you take a magic myers-briggs test

wizard: *squinting through crystal ball cause he can't see for poo poo * forsooth the future is cloudy

magician: check this poo poo out *chugs a beer and pisses in the middle of the street, uses piss puddle as a scrying mirror*

wizards: hire creepy incel who never got over his first crush as a schoolteacher to young children

magician: skip school to smoke death weed in the bathrooms

wizards: scared of something called death eaters

magicians: eat rear end

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



They're illusions, Michael

Stooge



Wizards: scared of a guy with no nose

Magicians: got ur nose haha :^)



Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN


Stooge posted:

Wizards: scared of a guy with no nose

Magicians: got ur nose haha :^)

lol

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN


magic cactus posted:

wizards: bunch of snooty little british brats who run around waving sticks and yelling poo poo in a language so lame the only people who know how to speak it are dead.

magicians: hold crazy cocaine-fueled sex magic rituals that literally hosed NASA into existence

wizards: try to get laid one time, end up getting tricked into hanging out in a cave for all eternity.

magicians: can summon literal sex demons at will

wizards: have to read books n poo poo to learn magic. lame and also bad if you are dyslexic

magicians: just loving inject pure magic directly into eyeballs, or you might have to sacrifice some kind of magic creature like a basilisk (badass!)

wizards: *painstakingly drawing a magic circle with their rose art crayons like some kind of pre-schooler*

magicians: fuckin' do it live

magicians: can pull rabbits out of hats. ladies love that cute poo poo

wizards: some kind of magic talking hat makes you take a magic myers-briggs test

wizard: *squinting through crystal ball cause he can't see for poo poo * forsooth the future is cloudy

magician: check this poo poo out *chugs a beer and pisses in the middle of the street, uses piss puddle as a scrying mirror*

wizards: hire creepy incel who never got over his first crush as a schoolteacher to young children

magician: skip school to smoke death weed in the bathrooms

wizards: scared of something called death eaters

magicians: eat rear end

i mean you sell it really well!

Joey McChrist





wizard: you cant cast that spell you dont have the material components!!
magician: *shoots doves out of my sleeves* haha doves go brrr



big thanks to sk for the sullivan sig!

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post




wizard: needs wand
magician: needs hat

iím at a loss, folks


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

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nut


Stooge posted:

Wizards: scared of a guy with no nose

Magicians: got ur nose haha :^)

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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