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vanisher


Offers shall be presented on the belly of a large catfish, face down. The recipient shall wrestle the fish to retrieve the offer. If accepted, the recipient shall throw their hat in the air and strum their jaw harp.

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Luvcow



before we can authorize this marriage license we'll need you to find a closer connection on your family trees

vanisher


In accordance with Missouri law, all notarization shall only occur upon riverboat while intoxicated.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

In Missouri it shall be permitted to dig your neighbor's Greebmas Hole, but only if they agree.

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real post i live 90 minutes from Lee's Summit MO. let me know if u have legal questions about missourah



sigs by vanisher® and Barking Gecko™ DO NOT STEAL UNDER PENALTY OF A JOLLY GOOD ROGERING

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

In Missouri it shall be permitted to dig your neighbor's Greebmas Hole, but only if they agree.

greebmas laws here tend to be severe. NEVER covet ur neighbor's hole for example. country justice can be cruel



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Manifisto




a contract is invalidated if either party says it "mi-zur-EE" instead of "mi-zur-AH." the mispronouncing party must spend the night in a barrel of eels.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

vanisher


Legal documents shall be certified by dipping a large snake in ink and pressing the snake firmly on the bottom left corner of each document. The snakeprint shall not overlap the text (documents shall be prepared with a blank box marked "STAMP")



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Manifisto




marriage certificates must be in the form of one party passing a note that says "Will you marry me? Y / N" and the other party circling the appropriate answer.


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vanisher


If outlined in the contract, all Escrow services for the transfer of real property or assets shall be handled by trained Alligator. The buying party (Aligatee) shall deposit one (1) large bird for consumption as a show of good faith for a contract to be valid.



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very nice i like


In the state of Missouri all legal counsel must be provided within an enclosed swamp bubble

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Rules agreed upon during drinking games shall be legally binding for 24 hours after the actual drinking game has concluded. These drinking game rules shall be enforceable in a court of law **takes two drinks for saying the word "drink" and has to do two more for saying the word again, twice**

Joey McChrist

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT



before gaining insurance for your vehicle in Lee's Summit you are required to win a Mongolian-style oil wrestling match on top of a hill with a man named Lee

vanisher


Missouri contract law requires written terms to be in traditional Foghorn Leghorn



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Brute Squad

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race





privateering on the lake of the ozarks may only be done under letters of mark. Mark's that one old guy at the end of the bar that knows all the best fishing spots.


this is my sig.
it's not very big.


vanisher


Brute Squad posted:

privateering on the lake of the ozarks may only be done under letters of mark. Mark's that one old guy at the end of the bar that knows all the best fishing spots.

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vanisher posted:

Missouri contract law requires written terms to be in traditional Foghorn Leghorn



sigs by vanisher® and Barking Gecko™ DO NOT STEAL UNDER PENALTY OF A JOLLY GOOD ROGERING

Manifisto




vanisher posted:

Missouri contract law requires written terms to be in traditional Foghorn Leghorn

Brute Squad posted:

privateering on the lake of the ozarks may only be done under letters of mark. Mark's that one old guy at the end of the bar that knows all the best fishing spots.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Brute Squad posted:

privateering on the lake of the ozarks may only be done under letters of mark. Mark's that one old guy at the end of the bar that knows all the best fishing spots.

lol

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Manifisto posted:

spend the night in a barrel of eels.

lol


Manifisto posted:

marriage certificates must be in the form of one party passing a note that says "Will you marry me? Y / N" and the other party circling the appropriate answer.

double lol

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

lmao just googled and found out that despite having the St. Louis Cardinals, aka Redbirds, the official state bird of Missouri is the Bluebird. What a land of conflicts!

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Twenty Four posted:

lmao just googled and found out that despite having the St. Louis Cardinals, aka Redbirds, the official state bird of Missouri is the Bluebird. What a land of conflicts!

it's illegal to drive barefoot here. women can drive a motor vehicle, but only if her husband walks in front of the vehicle waving special flags so motorists will give a wide berth. he is allowed to do so while barefoot thank god



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Luvcow



raccoons are accepted as legal tender

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Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender

extra tender if u use a crock pot



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Manifisto




Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender

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extra tender if u use a crock pot


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Joey McChrist

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT



Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender


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extra tender if u use a crock pot

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender


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extra tender if u use a crock pot

lol

vanisher


Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender


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extra tender if u use a crock pot



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

nut


Luvcow posted:

raccoons are accepted as legal tender


Jaguars!




You are under arrest for desecratin' of corpses

You have the right for people to remain silent during your storehs

Any jokes you tell may be used as evidence in court or at parties

You got the right to call yuh dog before we ask you any questions.

Y' have the right to have a goat farmer with you during questioning, 'cause they're the smartest kinda farmer. If you can't afford a goat farmer, one may be appointed for you

If y'all decide to answer questions now without a goat farmer present, you have the right to choose the radio station (They all country & western).

Joey McChrist

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT



when you're found guilty you achieve penance by dueling the warden in the river, wielding a sturgeon like a meaty club

szkud


you can only either dual-wield or dual-class. the fantasy worlds maintain a strict balance and equality to counter the state's realities

~(‾▿‾)~

feedback loop

dual wielders and welders alike must defend themselves in the court of law

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Missouri is the "Show Me" State. This means it shall be legal to utter the phrase "Whip it out", "Oh yeah? Well whip it out, then" and "I don't believe you, let me see that thing!" Even if it IS in a public area such as a restaurant (State of Missouri vs Chuck E. Cheese).



Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

very nice i like


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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



  1. A party may legally discharge firearms at (or in the direction of) a second party, if'n they had it comin'.
    1. This law shall not be construed to encompass second parties who:
      • Were only funnin'
      • Didn't mean nobody no harm no how

Joey McChrist

I'M VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHONDROID DAMMIT



Jeffrey, drenched in sweat, face frozen in a strained rictus as he performs the 12 Labors of Missouri

Manifisto




Joey McChrist posted:

Jeffrey, drenched in sweat, face frozen in a strained rictus as he performs the 12 Labors of Missouri


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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

In civil lawsuits, the parties may elect to have the case decided by trial by combat.
Each party must be represented by an attorney. The attorneys are only allowed to use yellow legal pads, ledger books, and volumes of the Southwestern Reporter (1st series) as weapons.

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nut


judge: defendant? plaintiff? sorry we don’t use big city words our cases are fought between finders and keepers

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