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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nooner posted:

I have a dog, it is better than having a cat imho

Cats and dogs are both rad as heck

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 21:54

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:57

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

My friend's cat is also a number 1 cat

# ¿ Jul 2, 2020 22:47

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Who What Now posted:

Look at this fat sack of depression

Admit it, that cat just smoked a bowl.

Telebite posted:

fyi, in case you missed it, the kitty i posted i da op has a number 1 on his head

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 04:53

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Who What Now posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tytrAqQizkU

Please ignore my wheezing breathing my allergies are extremely bad right now.

I'm so glad my cat likes tummy rubs. I don't know what I'd do if she didn't, her tum hair is so soft. :kimchi:

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 04:36

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Who What Now posted:

Penelope loves tummy rubs too she was just mad because that was like the twentieth time I woke her up for belly rubs that hour.

I struggle snuggle my cat sometimes because dammit I pay for everything, she owes me!

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 04:43

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

My cat spent 3 hours behind my washer the first night I brought her home, now she runs this place.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 04:58

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

bigredbutton posted:

haven't seen his paws in years, pretty sure he moves like a hovercraft when I'm not looking

So fluffy!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 17:02

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Foreskin Problems posted:

Your cat looks like Neelix

That's a terrible thing to say about someone's cat

# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 17:47

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Most cats give zero fucks, that cat gives ZERO FUCKS.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 00:23

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

seiferguy posted:

Raiden after his summer shave.

Looking fresh for his new job

# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 20:55

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

The Rage posted:

Either surprised or angry that you caught them in a compromising position.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 18:29

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Telebite posted:

You know how sometimes dogs "scoot" on the floor to wipe their butthole or express their anal glands?

Cats do that too sometimes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1bjP-DaJDw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEnt7xBqrN8

My cat is bad at cleaning her butt (I end up doing it for her sometimes) but she's never done this, thank God.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 03:51

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

cynic posted:

My favourite memory of her is when some guest of my brother was staying over said 'what an ugly loving cat' and laughed at her and she walked up his entire body very slowly, bloodied his nose; ran off and shat on the guest bed pillow.

Good loving cat

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 02:17

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Code Jockey posted:

Ugh Toby used to find crinkly plastic and chew on it at the precise moment my wife and I would be falling asleep. Dead silence, then CRACK CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH TOBY GOD drat IT

He'd never try to swallow it, thankfully. I remember he was especially fond of those thin clear plastic rings that go around pints of ice cream, he'd drag them off into our bedroom as soon as we weren't paying attention.

My cat is deathly afraid of any plastic that crinkles. Sometimes I use that to my advantage to bother her.

My favourite picture of my cat, she's looks like Yoda :kimchi:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 18:03

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

vudan posted:

Thanks for sharing your pet cats

# ¿ Sep 12, 2020 02:42

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Video Nasty posted:

Moose vs. Walker

Don't gently caress with that cat, he knows people

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 03:59

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Who What Now posted:

That cat is not quite sure about this whole situation

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 03:15

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Code Jockey posted:

I don't remember buying my dog a computer or an SA account but apparently she has both

Jeffery did it in solidarity with his 'hating Lambchop dog bro'

# ¿ Oct 21, 2020 20:14

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Queadlunn posted:

Thanks! Not gonna' tell her though, she's already smug enough.

This is why I poo poo talk my cat sometimes

# ¿ Nov 5, 2020 21:53

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

5-Headed Snake God posted:

Lyra is very much the same.

I'm glad sometimes that my cat is lazy as hell.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 21:18

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Sir Nose posted:

I love it when cats sit like this.

I laugh at and take a picture of my cat every time she does

# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 03:25

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Castor Poe posted:

Hah, we've had zero issues with our orange kitties so far. They're the chillest cats we've ever owned.
Kevin, that little gray motherfucker, on the other hand, is possibly the devil himself. He enjoys biting your toes in the middle of the night and pushing stuff off the shelves for no reason.

I was going to say, Kevin got those crazy eyes

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 03:39

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

What do the cats think about the Guinea Pigs?

# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 07:33

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

LadyPictureShow posted:

Bolo has taken napping to uncomfortable new heights!

I think I've fallen asleep like that when I've been drunk. Maybe Bolo had a few?

Edit: /\ Adorable

# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 05:10

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

tuyop posted:

Here, have some Honda. Found her under a Civic last March.

Pondering some deep existential poo poo

# ¿ May 1, 2021 06:13

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

TeachesOfPeaches posted:

�Let me tell you about this great new insurance policy we�re offering, you�re gonna love it.�

Also dawww those are some cute kitties

She/he's only got 1 ticket left to the gun show

# ¿ May 2, 2021 04:47

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

tuyop posted:

Here are some more pictures of Honda

I mean my cat is cute, but this might be The Cutest Cat^TM

# ¿ May 10, 2021 04:31

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Item Getter posted:

He is always making this face.

Goddamn this is a cool cat too

# ¿ May 11, 2021 01:23

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

DeadMansSuspenders posted:

There are many wonderful and cute cats in this thread. Here is my cat that I think is both wonderful and cute.

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 20:38 on May 11, 2021

# ¿ May 11, 2021 19:17

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

She's got some orange so the takeover continues

This was her face after she farted in my face

# ¿ May 23, 2021 01:35

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I really, really like Honda

# ¿ May 28, 2021 04:14

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

MakaVillian posted:

I really, really like Honda

To clarify, I also really, really like all the other pets in this thread as well.

# ¿ May 28, 2021 17:21

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

My cat always manages to push whatever she's playing with away with her back feet. I think this is because she's only like 65% good at being a cat.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 20:32

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Smugworth posted:

Just look at my cute kitty cats

Quite oversized, but still v cute

# ¿ Jul 3, 2021 01:07

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

no pubes yet sorry posted:

We adopted a kitten a couple weeks ago. Insanely sweet. I'm glad we were in the position to take him on.

Omfg

# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 07:04

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Taking care of Gogi for awhile

She's a little skinnier than I would like but she's a pretty good cat

# ¿ Feb 28, 2022 02:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

A lot of good looking Dexters

# ¿ Mar 6, 2022 00:15

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 11:57

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Darth Brooks posted:

A friend said that male cats are both dumber and more stubborn than female cats and this guy is making me a believer. He will LOUDLY meow and have you follow him only to end up at his food dish where he starts eating without further comment.

No, this seems about right

# ¿ Mar 8, 2022 04:36

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