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1 trumop
2 trumps
3 trumps
0.5 truimp (top half)
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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




would two trumps do more damage than one, or would the infighting limit their ability to wreak havoc on the country? what if one of them ran as a democrat and the other as a republican?

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twoday
May 4, 2005




one trump two trump
Red trump blue trump

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




i think two trumps could make it down stairs and ramps faster than one, by leaning on each other for support, which could be important when time is of the essence

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010



Fallen Rib

I wanna see a Trump hump

That's where they gently caress and suck each other op

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




two trumps would be able to quickly solve many physics puzzles with their combined and separable weight

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



carefully stacking trumps with my gravity gun

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

World War Mammories posted:

carefully stacking trumps with my gravity gun

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




i think two trumps would fight over the tv remote a lot. even though they both want to watch fox news, each wants to be the one to change the channel to fox news

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

two trumps would fight and gently caress until they merged into a single larger trump. it's not worth the hassle, honestly.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

two trumps would fight and gently caress until they merged into a single larger trump. it's not worth the hassle, honestly.

the gravitational waves of such an event can be detected millions of light years away, it is truly a cosmic ballet

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010



just right over my trump stump

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void




Trump on top with the top of Obama on the bottom

Like a playing card

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

twoday posted:

one trump two trump
Red trump blue trump

mod relitigating 2016 shake my drat head

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013






Dustcat posted:

would two trumps do more damage than one, or would the infighting limit their ability to wreak havoc on the country? what if one of them ran as a democrat and the other as a republican?

One Trump is running as a democrat OP

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020



Dustcat posted:

i think two trumps could make it down stairs and ramps faster than one, by leaning on each other for support, which could be important when time is of the essence

they hold each other like a piledriver then flip down the stairs like a drat slinky

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020



Egg Moron posted:

Trump on top with the top of Obama on the bottom

Like a playing card

what a card!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010
zonetag

who let these cheetahs in the whitehouse??!!!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008





I'm seein' double here... 4 Trumps!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

Two Trumps would be constantly making out.

Victory Position
Mar 15, 2004

Don't call me a hero.









oops, I messed up, now they're two upper-halves of Trump as a single Trump

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004



two Trumps doing a rally, laughing at each others jokes, and making funny faces while the other trump is talking

Tunicate
May 15, 2012





which is worse, Biden or the other Biden?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4



Grimey Drawer

The Pussy Boss posted:

two Trumps doing a rally, laughing at each others jokes, and making funny faces while the other trump is talking

hell yea

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004



TRUMP is a sentence
TRUMP, TRUMP is a sentence
TRUMP, TRUMP TRUMP is a sentence
but TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP is not a sentence.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




Tomfoolery posted:

TRUMP is a sentence
TRUMP, TRUMP is a sentence
TRUMP, TRUMP TRUMP is a sentence
but TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP is not a sentence.

this is a good point i hadn't considered

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



trumpalo trumpalo trumpalo trumpalo trumpalo trumpalo trumpalo trumpalo

Heated Gaming Moment
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS



Yeah
One, two, Trumps kneel before you
That's what I said, now
Trumps, Trumps who adore you
Just go ahead, now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
Ain't in his head, now
This one, got a Trumply racket
That's what I said, now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him or marry me
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree
But I know what a Trump and lover ought to be
I know what a Trump and lover ought to be
Said, if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead, now
And if you wanna buy me flowers
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to talk for hours
Just go ahead, now
Said
One, two, Trumps kneel before you
That's what I said, now
Trumps, Trumps who adore you
Just go ahead, now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That's some bread, now
This one, he wants to buy you rockets
Ain't in his head, now
Marry him or marry me
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree
But I know what a Trump and lover ought to be
I know what a Trump and lover ought to be

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.



College Slice

imagine four frictionless, spherical trumps on the edge f a cliff
time works the same way

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




a frictionless trump would gather tremendous momentum when going down a ramp, some people say perhaps too much momentum

a spherical trump, however, is worth pursuing and nearly within reach

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

Hibernate!!




so many trumps. we're going to have all the trumps folks. the best trumps

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

twoday posted:

one trump two trump
Red trump blue trump

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

my lovely lady trumps

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in

well, 2chainz is better than a chain, so

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



a pair of trumps doing that double backflip bear hug thing, puttering around washington faster than a golf cart could ever go

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008





Dustcat posted:

a frictionless trump would gather tremendous momentum when going down a ramp, some people say perhaps too much momentum

a spherical trump, however, is worth pursuing and nearly within reach

trumpminsterfullerine is the lubricant of the future

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


OP you give me the option for top trump or bottom trump: may I not ask for a left trump and right trump?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Never get out
Hoard beans




Arrhythmia posted:

OP you give me the option for top trump or bottom trump: may I not ask for a left trump and right trump?

since trumps are bilaterally symmetrical, there wouldn't be that much difference between the two halves separated along the sagittal plane

but the front half and the back half might have important differences in behavior and capabilities

perhaps a modmin can edit the poll

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.



College Slice

what if the two trumps are don sr. and ivanka?

what if the three trumps are don sr. don jr. and eric?

there are too many trump combinations for me to list them all, but the 0.5 combinations are horrifying

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



Dustcat posted:

since trumps are bilaterally symmetrical, there wouldn't be that much difference between the two halves separated along the sagittal plane

but the front half and the back half might have important differences in behavior and capabilities

perhaps a modmin can edit the poll

performing a trump dissection for the class on various trump brains retrieved from cold storage in the trumporium. consider for example the trumporal lobe. auditory processing there feeds up into trompa's area, associated with the ability to make the best speeches, absolutely the greatest. observe the white matter trumpt visible in all three planes, and in particular this coronal view of its link to the trumygdala

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

von neumann trump probes will scour the galaxy

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