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i moved some big rear end logs left over from when we cut down some dead trees in the backyard then mowed and i found a sore back (and some pissed off mosquitoes)
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part of a weird little flashlight |
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Jul 5, 2020 12:51
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A turtle. And he was stading on another turtle. And HE was on a turtle. Then that one you ask? Standing on a turtle. Turtles all the way down man. |
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Jul 5, 2020 13:57
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my neighbor was yelling at me, so loud, that i couldn’t even make out the words he was saying i was almost done mowing his living room so i can only he assume he was telling me theres carpet in the bathroom, too
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Jul 5, 2020 19:24
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On the fourth day of July I mowed my lawn and saw: one mole hill, two unruly children, three garden too-ols, foooour whoooole aaaaaantsssss |
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Jul 5, 2020 19:33
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five drilldo squirts, six hawg dawgs, seven I am hes posting futa in BYOB |
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Jul 5, 2020 19:41
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Joey McChrist posted:i moved some big rear end logs left over from when we cut down some dead trees in the backyard then mowed and i found a sore back (and some pissed off mosquitoes) Hate to find rear end logs on the lawn |
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Jul 5, 2020 19:44
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I mowed my yard and there I found beneath the grass there was some ground! into this ground was dug a hole filled up with dirt by some kind soul
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Jul 5, 2020 19:47
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Manifisto posted:I mowed my yard and there I found |
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Jul 5, 2020 19:53
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Manifisto posted:I mowed my yard and there I found You noticed... |
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Jul 5, 2020 21:05
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I mowed my lawn and I found Sum 41 rehearsing in the grass |
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Jul 5, 2020 22:29
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i have a regular lawn mower and also a reel mower i like to take out if im up at 5am to mow the lawn stealthily "hey diary how is your lawn always so good even though you never mow it?" "oh  just lucky i guess"is the conversation i imagine happening |
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Jul 6, 2020 01:45
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lots of chicken bones i think there was a chicken war in the past
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Jul 6, 2020 03:18
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all your spent fireworks you lazy poo poo
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Jul 6, 2020 03:18
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I mowed my yard and found that I haven't been burying my pets deep enough. |
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Jul 6, 2020 06:57
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deep dish peat moss posted:I mowed my lawn and I found Sum 41 rehearsing in the grass I can recommend a couple of good products to clear that infestation up |
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Jul 6, 2020 06:58
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Pahilla the Hun posted:lots of chicken bones i think there was a chicken war in the past
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Jul 6, 2020 17:49
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colossal olmec heads moss covered trap door, no sound when stone is dropped in men partially embedded in the clay riverbank, puzzling symmetrical arrangement, do not speak any recognizable language the bicentennial quarter I lost as a child can of orange soda, now 2/3 filled with dead ants bull frawg |
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Jul 6, 2020 21:55
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the blocked source of the crick that was to supply water to the farm I inherited from my mother on which I am endeavoring to breed rabbits |
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Jul 6, 2020 22:02
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my lost youth. He looked me up and down, shook his head, sighed, and faded away. |
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Jul 6, 2020 22:19
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Pahilla the Hun posted:lots of chicken bones i think there was a chicken war in the past Baby mow that fescue slow / it's full of all them chicken bones |
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Jul 7, 2020 01:16
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Finger Prince posted:Baby mow that fescue slow / it's full of all them chicken bones i love tom waits
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Jul 7, 2020 01:23
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Finger Prince posted:Baby mow that fescue slow / it's full of all them chicken bones their souls are laid to rest, although / you may hear ghostly chicken moans
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Jul 7, 2020 01:24
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A september 1998 issue of game informer earmarked to all of the pages with H4WT video game gurlzz I've been looking for that, I guess its been missing since the last time I mowed my yard
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Jul 7, 2020 19:15
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I found a very angry elderly couple who asked me to "stop pooping in their bushes" excuse me im just mowing my yard
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