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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

Microwaves mom was fuckin hot

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Microwave's mom has got it going on

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



So is she the woman from the bootyshakin shocker pic too?

Quirk
Oct 11, 2004

You might surprise yourself.


china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

hell yeah

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax



china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

that's what I love about Microwave's Mom - I stay the same age, and he keeps getting older

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020


Shes OK-looking at best.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Poor guy... in a coma for 10 years, then accidentally uses the "HOT" tag and gets autobanned during a time where it's morally incorrect to pay to re-register.

Oh, also, wakes up and Donald Trump is president.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

LabyaMynora posted:

Poor guy... in a coma for 10 years, then accidentally uses the "HOT" tag and gets autobanned during a time where it's morally incorrect to pay to re-register.

Oh, also, wakes up and Donald Trump is president.

sure, but he was right about microwaves mom

President in Residence
May 12, 2003




Oven Wrangler

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION




...Christian Slater???!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


fart

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Looking at my microwave all i can think is "ouch"

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011



the acceptable face of Karen.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



There's already a Hitler thread op

Edit: thought it said autobahn, sorry

Grevling fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jul 3, 2020

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bleak Gremlin

SilvergunSuperman posted:

So is she the woman from the bootyshakin shocker pic too?

bump

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Grevling posted:

There's already a Hitler thread op

Edit: thought it said autobahn, sorry

I actually thought this too

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




No that was another posters step mom that he wanted to bang

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Adolph Hitler: That Autobahn Guy Had a Point

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Aug 23, 2018
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LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

I'd put my penis in Microwave's mom, even if she's 20 years older at this point, just so I could tell you guys that I had sex with Microwave's Mom. I wouldn't specify when, so you'd all get super jealous.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Fartington Butts posted:

...Christian Slater???!

I see Dennis Quaid.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



LabyaMynora posted:

I'd put my penis in Microwave's mom, even if she's 20 years older at this point, just so I could tell you guys that I had sex with Microwave's Mom. I wouldn't specify when, so you'd all get super jealous.

oh my god the perfect planm..

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser


Grevling posted:

There's already a Hitler thread op

Edit: thought it said autobahn, sorry


Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Vor uns liegt ein weites Tal
Die Sonne scheint mit Glitzerstrahl
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Wir fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Fahrbahn ist ein graues Band
Weie Streifen, grner Rand

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar


Man today is a banner day, first I saw a bunch of goatse pics I hadn't seen before and now a new microwave mom pic. What a day

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


She looks like she mines ores with the bottom of her chin

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

She looks like she mines ores with the bottom of her chin

you mean her "cum catcher"?

Proud Rat Mom
Apr 2, 2012

did absolutely fuck all

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

She looks like she mines ores with the bottom of her chin

Jealous of true beauty

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


LabyaMynora posted:

you mean her "cum catcher"?

No I dont post like that

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

No I dont post like that

Oho, but the cow in your av is a cum catcher.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007



Toilet Rascal

Sid Vicious posted:

No that was another posters step mom that he wanted to bang

Ah yeah, now she was FIT.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

am I the only goon that remembers the absolute trainwreck of a thread entitled "Who Has the Yummiest Mommy?"

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived



thanks i thought i had totally burned that image from my cortex but nope, i remember everything now

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008


I have no idea what this thread is referencing, but Autobahn by Kraftwerk was a catchy song, so thanks.... I guess!

EDIT - I misread it as Autobahn. Im a goddamn idiot!

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


what happened to microwave?

what happened to microwave's mom?

i hope they're doing well

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May 27, 2004





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